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Aubrey O’Day Slutty Outfit of the Day

If you are wondering what Aubrey O’Day has been up to since having sex with a married Trump Jr…. She’s been turning herself into a near 40 year old instagram THOT…because injections and fillers and proper lipo can give you the illusion of hot… Some facetune, some straps, tape and harnesses, and you can have a second life in the cyberspace world of tits on stripper looking women… The post Aubrey O’Day Slutty Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nina Dobrev Ass of the Day

Nina Dobrev…the immigrant in not one by two countries…is stealing all the jobs from you locals…because unlike you locals, I’m talking to you fat people in Mississippi, she’s worth looking at in a bikini and not in a weird fetish, the bouncy castle 600 pound life fetish, that losers who fear their girls being able to walk from them, so they date a bitch who stays where they want them all day, in bed, cuz she needs a crane to get her out of bed, Nina has ass worth looking at… Romanian Gypsy Sex Worker engrained in her soul. Her DNA but mainstream Hollywood…cuz she was on tv. The post Nina Dobrev Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Lopez is a Guess? Girl of the Day

Jennifer Lopez was cast as the Guess? Girl and anyone from the 90s, back when J.Lo was a hot new thing to Hollywood, before she trolled the fuck out of everyone and remained a hot new thing for 4 fucking decades has somehow managed to live out a dream she had when she was Mall-Ratting in Jersey in the 90s looking at all the hot girls they cast saying to her white friends in her hispanic accent “one day that will be me”…and that day has come, but you won’t because unlike all the other Guess? Models she’s a grandmother, old, monster…who we hope gets taken out like she was Anna Nicole…a Guess? Model who matted… I mean this is some sort of viral prank, or J.Lo bought it and has the power to pull off her pranks cuz she’s J.Lo…but it’s a solid sign that Guess? is building off nostalgia that should be forgotten… The post Jennifer Lopez is a Guess? Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lindsey Wixson by Amanda Charchian for Garage of the Day

Lindsey Wixson is one of the weirdest faced models around, but instead of being locked in the basement like the redheaded freak she is is…and instead being condemned by the church after being put up for adoption by those parents…for being the spawn of satan she looks like….she got into modeling…and I guess acting… So instead of being seen as a demon who you would assume would eat the souls of everyone around her…she started walking runways and doing ad campaigns to eat souls in a more marketable and luxurious way… So instead of fending for herself in the forest, or as a child hooker left on her own to fend for herself..she did her surviving off cum and drugs…on yachts, with famous people, and paid for it with her money…she made just standing around… Well now she’s older and naked and I’m into this weirdness…because unlike most models she’s got a belly and some titties…things I don’t like but when they are on some creepy sci/fi fantasy creature they claim is human…I find it compelling…. The post Lindsey Wixson by Amanda Charchian for Garage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsey Wixson by Amanda Charchian for Garage of the Day

Lindsey Wixson is one of the weirdest faced models around, but instead of being locked in the basement like the redheaded freak she is is…and instead being condemned by the church after being put up for adoption by those parents…for being the spawn of satan she looks like….she got into modeling…and I guess acting… So instead of being seen as a demon who you would assume would eat the souls of everyone around her…she started walking runways and doing ad campaigns to eat souls in a more marketable and luxurious way… So instead of fending for herself in the forest, or as a child hooker left on her own to fend for herself..she did her surviving off cum and drugs…on yachts, with famous people, and paid for it with her money…she made just standing around… Well now she’s older and naked and I’m into this weirdness…because unlike most models she’s got a belly and some titties…things I don’t like but when they are on some creepy sci/fi fantasy creature they claim is human…I find it compelling…. The post Lindsey Wixson by Amanda Charchian for Garage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailey Clauson for GQ of the Day

Hailey Clauson is a big girl, which is common with models, especially Sports Illustrated cover girls…who is really milking being this year’s girl..along with Ashley Graham, an even bigger girl….by wearing her bikini and owning the bikini model way of life… Prior to Sports Illustrated swim, Hailey Clauson was some hipster model who sued clients for being sexualized, before doing topless shoots and becoming relevant in her own right…jumping on the mainstream opportunity to work with SI the second it happened… Part of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl, probably the most relevant part of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl, other than maybe the ego of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl to people who remember when Sports Illustrated still mattered, is penetrating the sports world by letting the sports world penetrate you… Here she is with Patriot’s Rob Gronkowski….who despite the Jewish Accountant name is a star athlete…for GQ…because GQ is following Sports Illustrated lead…thinking featuring Hailey Clauson is more relevant than actual relevant girls… The post Hailey Clauson for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Margot Robbie’s Bathing Suit of the Day

People get so mad when I say that Margot Robbie is a big girl, because she’s a a big girl, I’ve seen pictures, I have eyes and I know what a big girl is… Maybe this promotional tour she’s on, that never seems to end, because Hollywood has decided she’s an “It girl” and she’s making serious fucking money being an “it girl”…including but not limited to VOGUE cover, which is massive, but not quite as massive as her one-piece covered belly, that even when photoshopped looks like it could be pregnant, distended, or just very INTO food… I don’t have the rest of the pics, but you can bet I’ll post them when they are released because unlike It-Girl Margot Robbie, my life is pathetic and I sit around for at least an hour – two hours a day…waiting around on this bullshit… Either way, here’s Jane Pushing Tarzan… Tarzan… The post Margot Robbie’s Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Milian’s See Through Pants of the Day

Christina Milian is a joker… This mom…is a mom…but behaving like an instagram hooker…and not even then fake model instagram hookers…but the ratchet Miami video vixen instagram models…with the ass injections and the trashy outfits…with the sole objective of being knocked up by a rapper or an athlete…even though Christina Milian has already been knocked up by a rapper/producer…has all the money she needs…and even had a hit song of her own..which I guess isn’t as great as being invited to twerk at pool parites in Vegas….so she’s working this gutter angle…and it’s so fucking weird… My theory, her husband cheated on her with an instagram ratchet… They call them THOTS and usually you’re not Beverly Hills mansion dwelling, but rather dressing like this to get to Beverly Hills mansion dwell…even though the hookers actually live in Calabasas… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here she is in a bikini… The post Christina Milian’s See Through Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Martha Hunt for Ocean Drive of the Day

Martha Hunt is one of the only models left who is all American… She is also on the Social media self promotion kick…because hse knows followers mean more money and she knows she’s hot enough to get out there as a model…because unlike most of the instagram girls she’s signed….. She’s also part of the Taylor Swift social media agency that I assume Taylor Swift runs…unless it is legit friendship…in exchange for instagram tags by the biggest star around…because why else would she be hanging with all these idiots..playing the whole BFF…that she knows are just using her…oh right…sexual favors…because Taylor loves the real life Barbie doll…it has something to do with not having a childhood or something.. That said, these bikini pics are for Ocean Drive…they are all American, for July 4th..and remind me of every other bikini pic ever taken…it is so repetitive and BORING…but I’d still like to suffocate on her tainted model butthole, because she’s amazing… The post Martha Hunt for Ocean Drive of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Terry Richardson for Playboy of the Day

This may or may not be exciting…..Terry Richardson was hired by Playboy to do his own edition, which is probably a childhood dream of his, seeing as he’s a pervert photographer who kind of recreated the snapshot erotica of the 70s, with his NYC friends in the early 2000s, before becoming a 50,000 – 100,000 dollar a day photographer that all the brands hired… You know, a natural born pornographer, who went mainstream, because unlike other people in pornography, he fucked on camera for perceived art, not smut…even though art is bullshit… So what it comes down to is that Playboy is trying to be more on the fashion kick, they are hiring better photographers, not that Terry is a great photographer, but he gets hot girls to do crazy things, and it is a nice change of pace from when HEF just booked stripper looking chicks with fake tits…you know how it is…fashion porn is everywhere… The post Terry Richardson for Playboy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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