Tag Archives: take-seriously

Blac Chyna Drops First Single, Raps About Her P-ssy

Blac Chyna tried to warn us, people. She actually gave us a heads-up on multiple occasions. But nobody could take seriously someone who willingly had sex with Rob Kardashian, so here we are now, slack-jawked and aghast over Chyna releasing her very first single. The track dropped on Monday, November 5 and it features Chyna rapping alongside such industry heavyweights as Yo Gotti and Jeremih. It also features Chyna rapping about her most private of body parts. “F-k you thought/Thinking you ‘bout to hop out the whip then hop up in this p-ssy /Talk that talk/ But when it’s time to pop a band you hop up and you shook,” the model says at one point, adding: “These broke n-ggas don’t deserve p-ssy.” It's unclear whether she is referencing Kardashian here or not. Late last year, however, an insider said the following to Us Weekly of Chyna's plans: “She’s in the studio hard at work, recording every day. Big name artists, producers and song writers.” And Chyna herself said something similar in a chat with the magazine XXL, making it clear that she was taking this whole music thing very seriously. “When I do drop my music, I just don’t want it to be like, ‘Okay, Chyna’s taking this for granted, she’s not serious about this,”’ she said. “I want people to know that I am serious about this and I want to show my progression and my growth and what not.” Progression and growth are not typically words associated with Blac Chyna. But Chyna asked in this same interview for folks to keep an “open eye, an open heart and an open ear.” That's fair, we guess. As long as Chyna isn't getting back together with Kardashian , we're fine with pretty much anything she wants to do. Also, dare we say it, but… this song isn't terrible! Take a listen for yourself and see what you think!

More here:
Blac Chyna Drops First Single, Raps About Her P-ssy

Christina Milian’s See Through Pants of the Day

Christina Milian is a joker… This mom…is a mom…but behaving like an instagram hooker…and not even then fake model instagram hookers…but the ratchet Miami video vixen instagram models…with the ass injections and the trashy outfits…with the sole objective of being knocked up by a rapper or an athlete…even though Christina Milian has already been knocked up by a rapper/producer…has all the money she needs…and even had a hit song of her own..which I guess isn’t as great as being invited to twerk at pool parites in Vegas….so she’s working this gutter angle…and it’s so fucking weird… My theory, her husband cheated on her with an instagram ratchet… They call them THOTS and usually you’re not Beverly Hills mansion dwelling, but rather dressing like this to get to Beverly Hills mansion dwell…even though the hookers actually live in Calabasas… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here she is in a bikini… The post Christina Milian’s See Through Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

View post:
Christina Milian’s See Through Pants of the Day

Martha Hunt for Ocean Drive of the Day

Martha Hunt is one of the only models left who is all American… She is also on the Social media self promotion kick…because hse knows followers mean more money and she knows she’s hot enough to get out there as a model…because unlike most of the instagram girls she’s signed….. She’s also part of the Taylor Swift social media agency that I assume Taylor Swift runs…unless it is legit friendship…in exchange for instagram tags by the biggest star around…because why else would she be hanging with all these idiots..playing the whole BFF…that she knows are just using her…oh right…sexual favors…because Taylor loves the real life Barbie doll…it has something to do with not having a childhood or something.. That said, these bikini pics are for Ocean Drive…they are all American, for July 4th..and remind me of every other bikini pic ever taken…it is so repetitive and BORING…but I’d still like to suffocate on her tainted model butthole, because she’s amazing… The post Martha Hunt for Ocean Drive of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Link:
Martha Hunt for Ocean Drive of the Day

Martha Hunt for Ocean Drive of the Day

Martha Hunt is one of the only models left who is all American… She is also on the Social media self promotion kick…because hse knows followers mean more money and she knows she’s hot enough to get out there as a model…because unlike most of the instagram girls she’s signed….. She’s also part of the Taylor Swift social media agency that I assume Taylor Swift runs…unless it is legit friendship…in exchange for instagram tags by the biggest star around…because why else would she be hanging with all these idiots..playing the whole BFF…that she knows are just using her…oh right…sexual favors…because Taylor loves the real life Barbie doll…it has something to do with not having a childhood or something.. That said, these bikini pics are for Ocean Drive…they are all American, for July 4th..and remind me of every other bikini pic ever taken…it is so repetitive and BORING…but I’d still like to suffocate on her tainted model butthole, because she’s amazing… The post Martha Hunt for Ocean Drive of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Originally posted here:
Martha Hunt for Ocean Drive of the Day

Katy Perry Business Tits of the Day

Katy Perry is a massive business… Some would argue that she’s a massive scam… But I would argue that 90 percent of business and success is a scam….it is usually shitty product you don’t need, shitty service you don’t need, shitty messaging, that just communicates to the retards of the world who buy into it, and a lot of times, shitty business practices…. I’ve never met a billionaire who wasn’t willing to rape and pillage to become a billionaire…I am talking walk the fine line of morally sound and evil for profit…the kind of Kick em while they are down to get a profit…. Now I don’t think Katy Perry is an evil corporate genius, I think she’s probably got a team of evil people she employs…to make her less of the Kissed a Girl one hit wonder and more the Madonna level of “Katy Perry is Still Around”.. I don’t know what other boss moves she’s done, or what she’s invested in, financed, and help create to get her on Forbes, I just know her music sucks…people like it…radios play it and it has given her the freedom to achieve anything she wants…with lecherous people who just want a part of her… I also know…she’s got tits….that make this shoot for FORBES hard to take seriously, even if her bank balance is fucking serious… The post Katy Perry Business Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

More here:
Katy Perry Business Tits of the Day

Katy Perry Business Tits of the Day

Katy Perry is a massive business… Some would argue that she’s a massive scam… But I would argue that 90 percent of business and success is a scam….it is usually shitty product you don’t need, shitty service you don’t need, shitty messaging, that just communicates to the retards of the world who buy into it, and a lot of times, shitty business practices…. I’ve never met a billionaire who wasn’t willing to rape and pillage to become a billionaire…I am talking walk the fine line of morally sound and evil for profit…the kind of Kick em while they are down to get a profit…. Now I don’t think Katy Perry is an evil corporate genius, I think she’s probably got a team of evil people she employs…to make her less of the Kissed a Girl one hit wonder and more the Madonna level of “Katy Perry is Still Around”.. I don’t know what other boss moves she’s done, or what she’s invested in, financed, and help create to get her on Forbes, I just know her music sucks…people like it…radios play it and it has given her the freedom to achieve anything she wants…with lecherous people who just want a part of her… I also know…she’s got tits….that make this shoot for FORBES hard to take seriously, even if her bank balance is fucking serious… The post Katy Perry Business Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

More:
Katy Perry Business Tits of the Day

Irina Shayk Does Sports Illustrated Spain of the Day

The thing we can all learn from Irina Shayk is that she’s a whore who has done the whore thing right because rather than ending up in a ditch somewhere covered in cum and blood after a john murdered her, she took her whoring corporate….she was like “I’ll be the beard to some sports star, no problem, just get me in SI, so I can stop escorting”…and look at her now…topless in sports magazines… This is a whoring success story is hard to take seriously when you look like Irina Shayk, your whoring, because she’s fucking amazing looking and when you look like that whoring can take you to glorious places… You see, when you look like the whores I fuck with…your whoring may make you 5 dollars for your next baggy of monkey bones the drug dealer is pretending is meth and get you a night in the mental institution for observation…if you’re lucky…cuz that way you can get cleaned up for another week of whoring…

Originally posted here:
Irina Shayk Does Sports Illustrated Spain of the Day

Ashley Tisdale’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

From this angle….average looking Ashley Tisdale looks amazing….Hide her face and girl could be jerked off to….it is strategy she should definitely take seriously….all her pics should be shot from this angle….it allows us to focus on her fitness and the work she puts in versus a face that confuses us as to how and why she got famous in the first place….you know isn’t that reserved for the above average lookin’ girls who don’t look like asymmetric art projects… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

View post:
Ashley Tisdale’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

Victoria Justice Recruiting the Perverts of the Day

I don’t know who is more at fault, the perverts who jerk off to this new Miley Cyrus teenage starlet, or the new Miley Cyrus teenage starlet producing the fucking content for the perverts…cuz I know as innocent as the bitch pretends she is…she has a team of people and knows exactly what she is doing…. I’m not complaining, I don’t love the young girls as much as you think I would, sure the bodies are tight on all levels, but the dick sucking abilities, even in the most well trained by Disney Execs, is always too childish to take seriously…We’re not playing Barbies here bitch…step it up…if you know what I mean… Here is her pic on twitter…

See the article here:
Victoria Justice Recruiting the Perverts of the Day

Samuel L. Jackson’s Reaction To Mo’Nique’s Oscar Win

Priceless. View