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J.Lo in a THAT Dress Again of the Day

https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/J.Lo-Lame-Fuck.mp4 Look at that old catcher mitt of a face and that dangling back fat….so not hot… You’ve heard the expression “Beating a Dead Horse with your Dick”…well this is the visual representation of that. J.Lo in the dress she keeps exploiting – even all these years later. Anything for attention Lo should be her name…or maybe Attention Ho Lo.. Who cares..anyone excited by this redo of something of 15 years ago when it was shocking or hot….is a fucking loser The rest of us see it as the old divorcee trying to squeeze into her wedding dress now that she’s lost all that wedding weight she carried for 20 years to try to feel better about herself and her husbands hot young pussy… This is not a viral stunt…this is an old lady trying to manipulate the new generation by jerking off her viral stunt of the 90s…and that alone is pretty pathetic. Lacks vision and the world fucking celebrates cuz they like things they’ve already seen. The chain restaurant with the familiar burger in all locations approach to being a whore. The fact this went viral or became a cultural event this time around (this last week), when it’s been exploited so many times since it was first a “cultural event that went viral”….is either a statement of how we lack originality as a people, or how easy it is to manipulate the public cuz thy are dumb.. This Laziness is not her only tactic, she’s still out there working, trying to be hot, half naked, in fitness gear on her pile of money….but her laziness in doing this just makes me hate her more than I already did…. The post J.Lo in a THAT Dress Again of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Julianne Moore Got Them Titties on of the Day

It’s Halloween, so why not celebrate the costume of the day, we call it Julianne Moore dressed like a VS angel, despite being 100 fucking years old… I would say that despite being 100 fucking years old, I still find Julianne Moore to be a compelling actress and one of the hotter redheads to exist… Her claim to fame, as far as I’m concerned is being the first orange pubic hair I had ever seen back when she was in Robert Altman’s Short Cuts…look at me…a little cinephile..which I assume is a guy who jerks off in movie theaters like theatres like they are PEE WEE HERMAN…. Her other claim to fame is being in so many movies, indy movies, that we’ve all seen and loved and seeing her and her great tits, despite being 100 years old doing the VS Model costume is still hot enough to stare at for at least the 3 seconds you spend scrolling over this compelling and inspiring text I just spent all this time crafting to perfection…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Julianne Moore Got Them Titties on of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Lopez Getting Slutty for a Magazine of the Day

Here’s J.Lo in some magazine wearing the silliest of dresses because it is more of a cape…as it doesn’t really cover 25-50 percent of her…allowing her to show off her fitness and thickness in it’s 50s like she was still in her 20s because a huge amount of money goes into her trying to look as good as she can for as long as she can thanks to being rich and being vain. This is the kind of photo people will celebrate, they will call fierce and daring and inspiring, partially because the media is fake and sucks up to all these people all the fucking time….I’ve seen it for my entire existence as a blogger…like no one wants to call out an old whore for being an old whore…but instead want to pretend this shamelessness and exhibitionism is empowering… I remember when I first saw publicist spin stories many years ago and I laughed because the media ran the spun story because they didn’t want to be ousted by the celebrity, network, or whoever else was behind the publicist….they didn’t want to lose advertisers…so they just gave into the powers that be… Now, I don’t midn this J.Lo in a cape, not all cape wearers are heroes bullshit, but it is a little fucking shameless and attention seeking, like the old lady at the night club showing everyone her pussy to get noticed or entice someone to fuck her…because they are too busy looking at young hot chicks dance…you know what I mean…it’s a Look at me, I’ve sucked mad dick and can do things to you a young girl doesn’t even know exists, only she doesn’t realize that young girls grew up on porn and are WELL aware of what they need to do to get things done… Here’s a celebration of having a chef, trainer, all the beauty products, strategic cosmetic surgery….and all the other shit J.Lo puts into looking her best at 50….and ideally it acts as inspiration for all girls to wear dresses like this out in public…from Prom to Bar Mitzvahs to Weddings and funerals….integrate this look… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Lopez Getting Slutty for a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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J.Lo Concert Highlight Reel of the Day

Here is the highlight of the J.Lo Vegas show… That’s all I have to say about an aged hag with an ego…. One of those annoying over achievers who has won at life and is still not stopping because she’s either got an ego that makes her feel she needs to share herself with the world, or a fear of retiring because there’s all this money out there to make, since people are still into J.Lo and want to throw money at her…and not just Puerto Ricans who have survived the hurricane who use her as a beacon of hope, you know a symbol of what can be done with their American passports on the mainland, but actual Americans too…(lol). What I am saying is that in this world of recycled shit, the following of the social media accounts, the afterlife or halflife or life of these celebrities and Kardashians just goes on and on and on… We can’t get rid of them, or their fat asses you’d think they’d be too old to want to show, like why boter, but that you can’t help but show, cuz that’s what showmen do…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post J.Lo Concert Highlight Reel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sydney Sweeney Big Tits of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is 20 year old from some show called Everything Sucks that I’ve probably watched, being the teen drama kind of weirdo that I am…but I definitely have no memory of these tits, these massive youthful tits, that are very fucking big tits, in a world where tits still matter, and that some engineer genetically modified food to have hormones to make bigger tits, which is what I would be doing if I was a food engineer too, and the whole thing is just too much excitement for one pervert to handle…so I’m sharing it all with you. The post Sydney Sweeney Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Lopez is 49 of the Day

It’s a celebration motherfuckers……J.Lo is old as fuck…but proud of her body….so she’s out in her bikini clickbaiting….to show off to the other 50 year olds that if you’re a psycho rich person with a team of people handling everything your ego can thrive because you don’t have to age as terribly as you normally would if you worked a shit job at a fast food chain like the other Puerto Ricans in your hood….not everyone has the narcissism to be Jenny from the Block…but people amazingly think she’s wonderful, talented, a real fucking star and they celebrate her, and her booty, and I guess her old lady body she’s not about to retire because there’s more money to be made…she hasn’t made enough of it yet…and I guess it’s a nice photo to print up and put on your fridge to motivate your obese wife to stop making excuses. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Lopez is 49 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Anna Aleksashina Naked Model of the Day

I think Anna Aleksashina’s bio speaks for itself…a fearless Russian on a mission to win at life….not scared to get naked for art or getting noticed because it is a good tactic to get a billionaire husband or become a sex worker if needed….because Russians are pragmatic people who do what it takes to get things done. 5 YEARS OF SUCCESSFUL EXPERIENCE IN THE FASHION WORLD: PHOTO AND VIDEO,THERE ARE A COUPLE OF TURNS IN MAGAZINES. EXCELLENT KNOWLEDGE OF THE ART OF DEFILE. ACTING SKILL PHOTOGENIC. A GOOD PHYSICAL FORM, WAS ENGAGED IN ATHLETICS FROM A YOUNG AGE. IMPECCABLE REPUTATION. VICE MISS AT THE CONTEST OF THE INSTAGRAM 2017 QUEEN. WILLINGNESS TO TRAVEL. EXPERIENCE IN PARTICIPATING IN CLOTHING SHOWS. GRADUATED FROM THE SCHOOL OF ACTING. AT THE MOMENT I ALSO TRY MYSELF AS A PHOTOGRAPHER. I’M NOT AFRAID OF THE CAMERA AND THE SCENE. CREATIVE PERSON. GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT SPEECH. I HAVE COMMUNICATION SKILLS (I CAN DRAW ATTENTION, INTEREST). STRESS-RESISTANT HEIGHT: 5′ 7″ AGE: 22 BREAST VOLUME: 2′ 7″ WAIST: 1′ 9″ THIGHS: 2′ 8″ SHOE SIZE: 36 COLOR OF EYES: GRAY-BLUE I want to know more about this 2 foot 7 inch breast volume….

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J.Lo’s Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day

J.Lo is lucky, because her ass was so massive when she was younger and tighter and collagen was working for her and not against her…that when her ass deflates and empties out all over the fucking place thanks to old people losing control of their bowels especailly after being banged out in the ass so many times by people excited by her ass… The deflation process still allows her to have some level of roundness, roundness she likely injects to keep round, so that it doesn’t just hang around her knees like some unchanged diaper.. The highlight of these pics is her boldness in wearing white panties, sure she’s menopause no risk of period, but it’s the defecating she can’t control I worry about or would worry about if I was her, cuz I want to see it… But I guess she’s got her diaper on for that, which is likely what we are staring at here…and deflated shit filled diaper…. On J.Lo…who still brings it even when she shouldn’t bother cuz she’s rich and should just tap out and be lazy and fat like normal 50 year olds. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Old Timer’s at the Billboard Music Awards of the Day

Here is a special feature post celebrating those who have come and gone….you know the people who have spent the last 25-35 years going to these award shows…who are still going to these award shows because I guess they are addicted to the attention and mattering that they can’t help but show up thinking it’s important exposure, or maybe fun to be invited, in a “Don’t turn your back on your dream”…in a “Never turn your back on your dream”….”you will never be too big, rich, old, or famous to attend anything that honors you in exchange for you showing up”…..it’s all nonsense media manipulation, and J.Lo fucking loves being loved…and I guess so does Ciara so here they are in a tribute to the elderly…the golden handshake of red carpets… Old Ass J.Lo in a Bra Old Ass Ciara in a see through dress TO SEE MORE PICS OF THE SLUTS AT THE BILLBOARD AWARDS CLICK HERE

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Halsey Bikini of the Day

Halsey, who doesn’t matter. She’s really irrelevant as an act and is really just a product of EDM being a big deal, while these EDM DJs are really accessible, since they play at clubs locally, and anyone who is anyone locally can get back stage and have access to them… Some of the lowest level girls I know have fucked DJs like AOKI, DIPLO, amongst others, just because they are DJs, and they were sluts backstage.. So Halsey convincing the Chainsmokers to put her on a track as vocals isn’t that impressive, even if the song is huge and got her paid and look at her now… She’s apparently got a TV show coming out on her party girl on METH story, which sounds fucking boring and played up to me…but I guess she’s got fans…who care about candy coated nonsense now that she’s made it…but not actual people on METH because they are disgusting… She had a scandal last week, like Megan Markle, in that she has a black father or mother but no one knew she was black, because everything about her is white as fuck, but that she’s decided to put on her black face and play the black card, because she is in fact black and it is her right, it’s not racist when a half black person pretends to be black, when everything about her is white… So she made some INSANE hateful speech on hotels she stays at using shampoo that isn’t for black people, despite it saying it is for ALL HAIR TYPES, because I guess she felt it was important to protest the important issues facing black people, and that is their hari… All the comments against her and her white hair was that she’s fucking white… So she’s gone out and done a shoot in an AFRO or something to BLACKEN up her image…because she is black and wants you to know it…despite being white as fuck… She’s ridiculous…and the fact brands work with her after the paparazzi got pics of her ripping lines on a jet ski…BLOW MY MIND..what happened to people being on their best behavior… Here are some bikinis pics Here she is lookin’ the blackest we’ve seen her -hard nipples in a t shirt with no bra lookin like she just ran out of food stamps Here she is at the Billboard Music Awards TO SEE MORE PICS OF THE SLUTS AT THE BILLBOARD AWARDS CLICK HERE

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