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Mariana Vicente See Through Goodness

Posted on February 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

I’m a little surprised I’ve never heard of Mariana Vicente before this, considering the Puerto Rican hottie placed in the Top 10 at the Miss Universe pageant in 2010, according to my research. And everyone knows I’ve got a thing for beauty pageant runner-ups — because unlike the winners, I might actually have 0.001% of a shot with them. So now that I’m seeing Mariana at the Hot Tub Time Machine 2 premiere, I figure I owe her a long-overdue date with the Tuna or at the very least, a Twitter marriage proposal. Better late than never, right? » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

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Izabel Goulart Compromising Pics on Instagram of the Day

Posted on April 30, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Izabel Goulart posted this picture of her on Instagram from set yesterday, where she was shooting in Miami, but didn’t seem to have the decency to give me a call to meet up for lunch, because that’s just the kind of trick she is… Normally, Izabel Goulart posts pics of her working out, in ridiculous long leg lean body goodness, but today she decided to simulate a rape for what she calls a “secret project”… Now I know that girls have 3 major sex fantasies when they masturbate, lesbian sex, gang bang and rape…so maybe this has something to do with that… Or maybe it’s international women’s rape day, where you support those who have been raped, because for some reason like making a racial slur, rape commentary brings out the rape victims, and rape victims are fucking annoying, because unlike girls with rape fantasies, they are all traumatized by the shit. Not that it matters, I mean a picture says a thousand words, and allows you to create your own creepy to it, I’m just posting pictures, cuz that’s what I do…whether it’s simulated sex, rape, or just a gay dude doing her hair, who cares…

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A Guy on my Instagram’s Kate Upton Videos of the Day

Posted on April 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton is a pig…and it turns out that a homie from Instagram who lives in LA doesn’t agree with me, in fact he made an effort to go an see her on the red carpet of her new movie, that we hope is her only movie, because the screen isn’t big enough for her sloppy ass…but that we can allow her to revel in, even though she’s an overrated pig who belongs in a barn, or at least would belong in a barn if her grandfather didn’t invent the fucking modern day washing machine.. Either way, here’s his paparazzi – titty perving on instagram that you’ll all like – because unlike me – you think this Upton uptown bitch is amazing…

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Candice Accola in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 16, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Accola is here to prove to everyone that just because you are on TV, doesn’t mean you should be getting into bikinis for the paparazzi, because not all pop tarts on TV are created equally. You probably don’t know Candice Accola, but she’s from Florida, a land to obesity, insanity, and girls who look a hell of a lot better than Candice Accola in their bikinis, because unlike Candice Accola, they are either drug addicted, or busy working on it, rather than throwing in the towel because she got on TV and that was enough for her… She’s on a show called Vampire Diaries, but should be in the gym. Her boxy untoned body…has eaten too many tacos… TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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Miranda Kerr and Her Implants Take Selfies from H&M of the Day

Posted on March 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So H&M did a parody of Miranda Kerr’s fake titty campaign for Reebok: With their own version of the model changing…only much less naked, and much more culturally relevant because she takes selfies, where as Reebok only used her for the whore that she is… All this to say, people are very excited about her breast implants, doing all kinds of before and after pics, without realizing all the Victoria’s Secret models have implants… But more importantly, that Miranda Kerr fucked Beiber, I broke the story, but no one noticed, that’s why her marriage and contract with VS ended… But apparently, she still gets work. Fun

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Elizabeth Gillies Instagram Creep of the Day

Posted on March 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elizabeth Gillies is someone who I have never heard of, because unlike you I don’t masturbate to Nickelodeon…I prefer the girls I fantasize about to not to be annoying tweens in annoying tween tv…but like all girls on TV, especially Tween bullshit, she’s trying to attention seek her own way, the only way she knows how, because the thing with actors is that they love attention, otherwise they’d be behind the cameras, and lucky for you, that way involves being a little revealing and slutty, to break down the wall of kids shows..to let ppl know, these tits are real actors and ready fore real roles… I am okay with that.

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Edita Vilkeviciute Topless for Some Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Edita Vilkeviciute is an amazing model who does a lot of topless work because she’s got fun tits, but more importantly because she’s an immigrant and she has to do whatever she can to get noticed on her 2 year Visa in America…because if they send her back home…when she was so close to making it…she could never live with herself…and as she’s learned the American way to get noticed and to be relevant and to matter is by showing your tits…because unlike the rest of the world where they ignore your tits…because tits aren’t a big deal here it’s considered pornography, and scandalous an gets people talking…it may not make sense…but it is the way it is…and I am glad it is because I want to see every girl in the world’s tits and I figure anything to help that mission is a good one.

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Kaili Thorne Nude and Covered in Body Paint of the Day

Posted on February 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a massive KAILI THORNE FAN …even though Kaili Thorne barely exists, I just like that she comes from a Jackson type family that pumps out kids, gives them stupid names and throws them to the hollywood marketplace to get jobs… Some land Disney and others hit the art scene doing some fabricated high concept lesbians hipster feminist art…that these young people think is revolutionary…like when they throw up paint on canvases to represent negative body image int he media and bulimia…only the period blood version… I just care that she’s naked, like the other feminist girls, only better, because unlike the other feminist girls, I want to see this one naked…

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Alexa Vega Wedding Erotica isn’t Erotic of the Day

Posted on January 8, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alexa Vega got married, which I assume means she also got Pregnant…not that anyone cares about Alexa Vega, unless they are weirdos who watch Spy Kids and think to themselves “I can’t wait to jerk off to this girl when she turns 18″ before jerking off to the girl then and there…cuz that’s what weirdos fucking do as they try to rationalize their weirdo behavior… That said, pregnant or not, she does have big tits….especially for a little Spy Kid who is probably 30 by now, and who has probably already banged Robert Rodriguez many times… Ultimately, who cares…it’s all about the girl who catches her Bouquet… I am so romantic…

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Olga Kent in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 8, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Olga Kent is some Russian girl in her bikini because unlike other Russian girls who are waiting in line for rationed bread, or to be human trafficked out of communism…. No wait, it’s not the 80s anymore, and we now live in a time where Russian girls can be gold digging fame whores without pulling fucking miracles…making Olga Kent, hardly anything special in terms of her being here with us in her bikini today….or even that she’s managed to get into Movies…it’s not like she had to escape a communist work camp, or Olympic training facility to be here with us today…which doesn’t make her less hot…it just makes her less interesting. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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