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Farrah Abraham Berates Dad in Absurd Teen Mom: OG Sneak Peek

At least Farrah Abraham's mom, Debra, can take solace in the fact that when her daughter berates her, she treats her dad just as poorly. In a sneak preview of tonight's Teen Mom: OG finale, we see the 25-year-old boss around her father as he does manual labor … for her. Poor Debbo and Michael. Decked out in matching leopard-print yoga pants and sports bra showcasing her ginormous fake breasts, Farrah goes full taskmaster on Mike. It's sad, almost. The guy's just trying to help her clean up her garage, and she treats him like hired help … except no one would treat hired help as badly. If you can get over how she looks – which we could spend an eternity discussing – it's hard to believe the things coming out of her mouth. Fortunately, by the end, at least she appears pleased with the result. We just hope she thanked Michael or bought him dinner or something. That, or he gives her a taste of her own medicine. We doubt that he does, as Michael has always been too passive for that, but either way, at least someone pushes back a little tonight. In a separate sneak peek, we see that  Farrah meets her mom's boyfriend Dr. David in this episode as well, which is even more awkward. David reveals at one point that he has been known to watch Teen Mom OG online and he is not a fan of how Farrah treats Debra on it. “She’s been through a bunch of s–t, and she gets all this stuff thrown at her. I’ve watched Teen Mom,” he continues. “It hurts me.”  Buckle up, tonight's finale is gonna be good.

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Sarah Bolger for Esquire of the Day

Sarah Bolger is an Irish actress you’ve probably never heard of….she’s been in some shit that I’ve never heard of…and all I really know about her, or Irish people in general is that they like to drink and I like to drink…so together we can drink…. I also know that the Irish in Ireland are far less violent than the Irish in Boston, they are also far less white trash and they sound like pirates when they talk…especially when they are wasted… Plus, every Irish girl I know is a tormented catholic girl who really wants to get fucked up the ass by random men, because getting fucked in the Vagina…is against Jesus’s way…especially this jesus…. All this to say, for an Irish girl, a breed of woman generally not hot, this one is pretty hot. Here’s her nipple slip…. The post Sarah Bolger for Esquire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Toes for the Fetishists of the Day

Here are some Miley Cyrus feet for the foot fetishists out there, because Miley Cyrus is relevant, I think she’s even hot…I’ve seen her in person, or at least someone who looked like her and her body was long and lean with a hot round ass ,that as long as she wasn’t talking…was amazing to look at…and I figure as someone who loves pussy and asshole pics, there are people out there who love feet pics..and I know this because I was at a porn convention in New Jersey many years ago and I met a dude, probably one of the weirdest dudes ever, who went around giving pornstars 20 dollars to film their feet in shoes…motherfucker had had two cameras going and had them posing their feet like their feet were Cindy Crawford at the peak of her career…you know – “so more sole, give me a bit more toe cleavage”…all while practically cumming himself…it was weird…but not as weird as anyone looking at these pics of Miley and cumming themselves…but I’ll post them anyway because I’m non-judgemental… All this to say, Miley has a weird as fuck instagram… The post Miley Cyrus Toes for the Fetishists of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Martha Hunt for Free People Lingerie of the Day

Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret model and I guess free agent being used by Free People, some other lingerie company to promote their lingerie for Valentine’s day that I posted last week.. Shit’s all romantic and a reminder that if you have a wife, she’s probably not wearing Free People lingerie, because they don’t make it in her fat size, and more importantly, she doesn’t look like Martha Hunt, because she is fat sized…and if you do things right, you’re going to pretend Valentine’s Day didn’t happen, just so that you don’t get her a gift, hoping it will motivate her to leave you, but more importantly to keep her emotional damaged enough to keep eating, so she never leaves you…or if that she does leave you…like she was Martha Hunt and you were Victoria’s Secret…

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Rita Ora is Proud of her Spandex Pants of the Day

Rita Ora was some mixed race mutt used to replace Rihanna who I guess never had to replace Rihanna, at least not yet, and who probably won’t ever replace Rihanna, not because Rihanna is irreplaceable, but because she’s still relevant, people love her, and her unstable exhibitionist shit that makes boys beat her the fuck up still makes money…and when she does fall off…there will probably be a new Rihanna being trained to step in…leaving this one in LA all British and confused as to why she never really hit or never really mattered…But she is in leggings..and that must count for something.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kaili Thorne Nude and Covered in Body Paint of the Day

I am a massive KAILI THORNE FAN …even though Kaili Thorne barely exists, I just like that she comes from a Jackson type family that pumps out kids, gives them stupid names and throws them to the hollywood marketplace to get jobs… Some land Disney and others hit the art scene doing some fabricated high concept lesbians hipster feminist art…that these young people think is revolutionary…like when they throw up paint on canvases to represent negative body image int he media and bulimia…only the period blood version… I just care that she’s naked, like the other feminist girls, only better, because unlike the other feminist girls, I want to see this one naked…

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Kaili Thorne Nude and Covered in Body Paint of the Day

Kaili Thorne Nude and Covered in Body Paint of the Day

I am a massive KAILI THORNE FAN …even though Kaili Thorne barely exists, I just like that she comes from a Jackson type family that pumps out kids, gives them stupid names and throws them to the hollywood marketplace to get jobs… Some land Disney and others hit the art scene doing some fabricated high concept lesbians hipster feminist art…that these young people think is revolutionary…like when they throw up paint on canvases to represent negative body image int he media and bulimia…only the period blood version… I just care that she’s naked, like the other feminist girls, only better, because unlike the other feminist girls, I want to see this one naked…

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Ireland Baldwin and Gigi Hadid Lesbianism of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is pretty clever…unlike other high school or college girls…she figured out that her parents are rich and that college can wait…she’s only a thin enough 6 foot tall 18 year old once…make it fucking count.. So she signed with a major modelling agency, that I am sure her family had nothing to do with, and now she tours Europe and hangs with models like this Guess model GIGI HADID …posting it as hard as she can to instagram…because she wants people to know she has friends….who are models…because by association that makes her a model…or at least someone who likes to cry for attention… Either way, I am into it.

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Ireland Baldwin and Gigi Hadid Lesbianism of the Day

Ireland Baldwin and Gigi Hadid Lesbianism of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is pretty clever…unlike other high school or college girls…she figured out that her parents are rich and that college can wait…she’s only a thin enough 6 foot tall 18 year old once…make it fucking count.. So she signed with a major modelling agency, that I am sure her family had nothing to do with, and now she tours Europe and hangs with models like this Guess model GIGI HADID …posting it as hard as she can to instagram…because she wants people to know she has friends….who are models…because by association that makes her a model…or at least someone who likes to cry for attention… Either way, I am into it.

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Bree Olson Makes the Leap into the Mainstream with Mancation

At least someone’s getting work out of this whole Charlie Sheen situation. Porn star and goddess supreme Bree Olson confirmed yesterday that she has joined the cast of the upcoming indie comedy Mancation . Bree will play the wife of former N*Syncer Joey Fatone in her first “mainstream” role (meaning she probably won’t take it up the pooper on screen). The raunchy comedy will play to the AVN “Best All-Girl Three Way” award winner’s same-sex strengths, with a key scene involving Bree sticking a silicone sausage in her maid of honor and delivering such leztastic lines as “real dicks are gross.” Bree’s fellow porn star Danica Dillan has also signed on to the film, as well as Danica McKellar, aka Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years . Now that’s an all-girl three way Mr. Skin would like to see!

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