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Adrianne Curry Ripped for Old Times of the DAy

You probably don’t remember Adrianne Curry because she doesn’t really matter and never really mattered. She was more of a chronic reality TV illness when reality TV infected the world. From bullshit top model shows, to living with other celebrities, to marrying one of those celebrities and having a show built around them…leading to a great career as a twitter personality who goes to comicon conventions in cosplay… I mean she single handedly proved that people will watch pretty much anything, and pay attention to even the worst human, as long as it is on TV… I like to think her claim to fame is when she told me off on Social Medai… Well if you’ve been wondering about where she’s been, and you haven’t been, she’s been working out and here are her muscles. She’s the worst. Even when she’s SHOWING HER NIPPLES Remember – she doesn’t matter.

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Toya Shits Herself of the Day

When I started the site, I used to focus on all the fucking weirdos I could find, and for some reason no one really cared about the weirdos, but were way more into the celebs…out of laziness I just kept posting celebrity bullshit that doesn’t matter and that we are all over exposed to, and left all the degenerate trash the make the world an interesting place in their corner to do their weird shit… I lost site of what really mattered in the human experience…it’s not about the rich and famous, it’s about the guys in Large Penis Support Groups…and people in Real Doll forums discussing hacks to make their real dolls better…it is about the weirdo miserable dude in an accounting job who dresses in heels at night to feel like he matters…it’s about TOYA SHIT HERSELF …an instagram profile that has a girl fucking SHITTING herself into panties…and it’s so fucking gross…you’ll love it…. Check out TOYA SHIT HERSELF

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Rita Ora is Proud of her Spandex Pants of the Day

Rita Ora was some mixed race mutt used to replace Rihanna who I guess never had to replace Rihanna, at least not yet, and who probably won’t ever replace Rihanna, not because Rihanna is irreplaceable, but because she’s still relevant, people love her, and her unstable exhibitionist shit that makes boys beat her the fuck up still makes money…and when she does fall off…there will probably be a new Rihanna being trained to step in…leaving this one in LA all British and confused as to why she never really hit or never really mattered…But she is in leggings..and that must count for something.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Lookin Down Emily Osment’s Shirt on Social Media of the Day

My ongoing Emily Osment joke, yes I have an ongoing Emily Osment joke, no I don’t know what that says about me, but I do know that no one laughs at it..because I haven’t been funny on the internet since 2005 when I realized the internet is a cold dark place and none of my jokes really mattered in this scary world….and even if they did matter some hack writer for some shitty TV show would just steal my one moment of gold and put it out there for the world to think he came up with it….but I still come back everyday to cry about those glory days that were hardly glorious at all… Either way, the joke is that Emily Osment is the dude from Sixth Sense’s sister who has a career, while he’s just faded into awkward since puberty obscurity, never to be seen again, making me think he got on hormones, repackaged himself as this poptart, that’s why she’s showing off tit, cuz she’s so happy with how they’ve grown in, because dude’s an Oscar nominee at 6, and pulling this off would be easier than if he was Chaz Bono…. See… No one laughed…. Here’s the pic…

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Jodie Marsh Bikini Party Continues of the Day

This bitch is onto something….you know she kills the self shot bikini picture harder than any bitch I’ve seen…you know snapping off so many pics of so many different bikinis that must be from her own collection or that she’s getting a kickback from…cuz 5 bikinis a day is pretty fucking high maintenance….but more importantly snapping off 20 pics a minute of herself…cuz these are just the ones that made the cut…is also high maintenance…and I’ll tell you as someone who used to hang with this kind of plastic hooker bitch with a digital camera…watching her take pics of herself over and over was enough to make me want to hate fuck the bitch… Jodie Marsh isn’t hot, her tits are a joke, but I guess then again so is she, and that’s all part of her appeal.

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Karina Smirnoff in a Bikini in Miami of the Day

Looks like Karina Smirnoff’s got new face…not that her old one really mattered…you see cuz she’s some mom who was on Dancing with the Stars and sure maybe middle America….you know all those welfare recipients and walmart cashiers who fucking love the shit cuz the closest city to them is 18 hours a way and TV is their only savior….care about who she is, how she’s doing, how skinny she looks in her bikini for some staged bullshit for publicity pics…but I like to think…no one else does…. The funniest thing in all this is that she was hosting a club event for New Years Eve….like she’s some kind of draw or some shit…where people go “OMG KARINA SMIRNOFF IS HOSTING THIS EVEN WE NEED TO BE THERE “….I hear next week the same club booked the 1st castaway on season 4 Survivor and shit’s gonna be bananas….

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Karina Smirnoff in a Bikini in Miami of the Day