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Bella Thorne For The Nerds And Bonus Naked Tease!

I know I like to make fun of nerds, but I guess you losers must be onto something, because I’ve never been able to convince Bella Thorne to come to a single one of my parties, but here she is looking super-hot and posing with a cosplaying furry at WonderCon 2016. So now I’m thinking maybe I should throw my very own TunaCon this year and invite Bella — on the one condition that she cosplays as my new favorite Snapchat pic of hers. Now that’d be a party. Photos: WENN.com

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Gigi Hadid for Numero of the Day

Gigi Hadid has no nipples for Numero…but she does have the evidence that she was on the cover of Numero when people in the future forget who she is after they move from Instagram…onto something new…as they do… The fact that she exists doesn’t bother me, but the weird deal with the Kendall Jenner where she’s been cast as the pretty friend in their sitcom that is their bullshit life…is just creepy….and the fact that everyone in the world seems to buy into this…at least the media does…is even weirder…when we could all collectively say “who gives a fuck about this bitch”…but instead…we put her on the cover like she matters… She’s a rich kid scenester groupie from LA…vain and disgusting at her core…who wants to be a model with her dad’s billions instead of doing good…and perpetuating her bullshit life is what’s wrong with America.. Now if she was getting fucked in these pics, I’d get it..but she’s not…so fuck off.. The post Gigi Hadid for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Question Of The Day: Is Rihanna Suffering From “Lonely Girl Syndrome”?

She loves going without clothes, never shies away from conflict and for someone so busy, spends an awful lot of time of social media. Do you think RihRih is just pitifully lonely??? Her instagram account recently got shut down but that’s the least of her problems. Our friends over at WatchLoud put together a list of RihRih’s symptoms . Do you think they’re onto something? Make sure to weigh in with your opinion in the comments!

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Eva Amurri Pregnant Bikini of the Day

For a solid minute, EVA AMURRI , who is Susan Sarandon’s spoiled brat daughter, decided to make a name for herself, instead of just living off her mom and her husband’s money… So she decided to get TOPLESS IN CALIFORNICATION at least once, pretended she got the role on her own and it had nothing to do with nepotism, felt good about herself getting off her ass and doing something, before throwing in the towel and becoming a housewife, because now you can’t tell her she’s nothing but a housewife rich kid, and she can forever live on being the girl who was a little more than an extra on TV with big exposed tits once… She posted these pregnant bikini pics, I know that’s a fetish for some of you curious about sticking your dick up in a baby filled uterus, so that’s why I’m posting this.

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Miley Cyrus Hospital Porn of the Day

Am I wrong in thinking that the ideal Miley Cyrus hospital porn takes place in a code blue or whatever it is they call the bitch gone into a flatline, because she’s lived too long, too well, with no respect for the world or herself and that kind of punishment from God, on a religious day like Easter just makes sense…it’s like stop planting santanic demon shit in the mind of our youth, even though we like young girls in leotards jacked up their ass twerking…making me think maybe Miley is onto something, and maybe she did flatline last week, that’s why she’s still in the hospital, and maybe this is her resurrection like she was the Messiah and the world will follow her jiggle her ass like an identity crisis rich kid with no clue…because that is her calling… Either way, girls debilitated on breathing machines, are porn to you, because it means they can’t outrun you…weirdo.

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Some Sex Adele Exarchopoulos and Lea Seydoux Sex of the Day

Adele Exarchopoulos and Lea Seydoux are in some banned from the American movie theatre movie from France that is no longer banned in American movie theatres because it involves lesbian sex, which funny enough is actually a G-Rated kids movie for the Holiday season in france, not that France has any movie rating when it comes to sex, but they generally like to ease their sluts in training with lesbian porn…before bringing out the penetration…they save that for their 13th Birthday, it’s the Parisan Bar Mitzvah… I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I am onto something…

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Some Sex Adele Exarchopoulos and Lea Seydoux Sex of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sexy Leg Action

No, Alessandra Ambrosio isn’t being a good sport and posing for the paps here. Instead, one of my all-time favorite MILFs is just doing an awesomely leggy photoshoot on the streets of LA. That said, seeing these pictures makes me think that Alessandra could be onto something here. More models should do photoshoots in public like this. Preferably for lingerie, and preferably right outside my window. Though I guess bikini shoots would work too. » view all 18 photos Photos:  PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet

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Miley Cyrus in Panties for Terry Richardson of the Day

I wasn’t going to bother doing another post on Miley Cyrus, because ultimately, who really cares about her new music video, or her obvious publicity stunts, except maybe me, because seeing her pussy in tight little cotton panties all jacked up, while wearing a wife beater thanks to Terry Richardson being the 50 year old every 20 year old wants to get naked for because he can give them that edge they think they are looking for, even though he’s just a soft core pornographer, that tricked fashion….is amazing… I am a fan of her little body, her broken rich girl trying to make more money hustle, even if she looks like a bull dyke ready to lure me in with her cow-sized tongue, only to bite my dick off, because dykes hate dicks…and I hate dykes… That said…Moley Cyrus is onto something….something I want to fuck. But I get it, if I wasn’t such a pervert, I’d hate this bitch too.

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Jodie Marsh Bikini Party Continues of the Day

This bitch is onto something….you know she kills the self shot bikini picture harder than any bitch I’ve seen…you know snapping off so many pics of so many different bikinis that must be from her own collection or that she’s getting a kickback from…cuz 5 bikinis a day is pretty fucking high maintenance….but more importantly snapping off 20 pics a minute of herself…cuz these are just the ones that made the cut…is also high maintenance…and I’ll tell you as someone who used to hang with this kind of plastic hooker bitch with a digital camera…watching her take pics of herself over and over was enough to make me want to hate fuck the bitch… Jodie Marsh isn’t hot, her tits are a joke, but I guess then again so is she, and that’s all part of her appeal.

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Sarah Hyland Gets Perky For The Community

Here’s Sarah Hyland shooting a scene from Modern Family , apparently where she’s doing community service. And I think the show is onto something here, all hot girls should have to show cleavage as part of their community service deal. It’s like doing two good deeds for the price of one. But I’ve got another suggestion: they should also outlaw those damn litter grabbers . Thanks to them, we’ve been robbed of getting to see Sarah bend over. Where’s the justice in that? » view all 11 photos Related Articles: Sarah Hyland In Some Tight Jeans Sofia Vergara Takes Her Big Breasts Out Sofia Vergara Because She Is Hot Sofia Vergara Needs To Release The Tatas Photos: PacificCoastNews

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