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Miley Cyrus Hospital Porn of the Day

Am I wrong in thinking that the ideal Miley Cyrus hospital porn takes place in a code blue or whatever it is they call the bitch gone into a flatline, because she’s lived too long, too well, with no respect for the world or herself and that kind of punishment from God, on a religious day like Easter just makes sense…it’s like stop planting santanic demon shit in the mind of our youth, even though we like young girls in leotards jacked up their ass twerking…making me think maybe Miley is onto something, and maybe she did flatline last week, that’s why she’s still in the hospital, and maybe this is her resurrection like she was the Messiah and the world will follow her jiggle her ass like an identity crisis rich kid with no clue…because that is her calling… Either way, girls debilitated on breathing machines, are porn to you, because it means they can’t outrun you…weirdo.

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Miley Cyrus Hospital Porn of the Day

Shawn Johnson’s See Through to Bra of the Day

Gymnasts, like swimmers, and really all professional Olympic athletes that are half naked in leotards jacked up their cunts all day, are perverts…you know down to fuck, ready to be half naked, all thanks to a life of showering with each other, and being on the world stage bending in ways you would want her hormonally modified vagina bending on your dick… So seeing her bra in some random pic isn’t pornographic, especially considering every girl, even the most prudish girl, wearing these sheer tops and black bras everywhere I go, but luckily I’m old school and bras are still something naughty to me, so that every time I see one worn as outerwear, I think…”slut, get over here and sit on Santa’s lap”… in this fantasyI’m dressed in a santa suit..in case you were wondering. It’s not really my fetish, but I guess it is now…No Pedo.

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Shawn Johnson’s See Through to Bra of the Day