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Rosie Jones and Sabine Jemeljanova Topless for Page 3 of the Day

Rosie Jones and Sabine Jemeljanova are topless models, who I guess are getting too famous for their own good, because their topless modelling is still topless, but more strategic and without nipples, like they were Angelina Jolie. It is like the Safe For Work, candy-coated topless that isn’t even topless even though it is topless, that is normally reserved for girls who don’t get topless, but instead is being used with topless models who only exist from being topless. The whole thing feels like a spit in the face, like when you friend a stripper, who refuses to strip for you when you’re hanging out, even though that is her job, acting like it is above her, even though she’s a fucking stripper… Either way, whatever this is Page 3, it is a fail….

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Rosie Jones and Sabine Jemeljanova Topless for Page 3 of the Day

Shawn Johnson’s See Through to Bra of the Day

Gymnasts, like swimmers, and really all professional Olympic athletes that are half naked in leotards jacked up their cunts all day, are perverts…you know down to fuck, ready to be half naked, all thanks to a life of showering with each other, and being on the world stage bending in ways you would want her hormonally modified vagina bending on your dick… So seeing her bra in some random pic isn’t pornographic, especially considering every girl, even the most prudish girl, wearing these sheer tops and black bras everywhere I go, but luckily I’m old school and bras are still something naughty to me, so that every time I see one worn as outerwear, I think…”slut, get over here and sit on Santa’s lap”… in this fantasyI’m dressed in a santa suit..in case you were wondering. It’s not really my fetish, but I guess it is now…No Pedo.

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Rachel Bilson for Cosmo of the Day

Rachel Bilson is attempting to remind us that she still exists and she’s doing it in Cosmo, which to me is entirely the wrong way of doing things, but in Rachel Bilson’s defense, she’s always chosen the wrong fucking way to do anything, from getting engaged to some weird Canadian and moving to a farm in the middle of nowhere with him instead of milking her TV starlet fame for another TV star gig, or even by slitting out a little flashing panty with the rest of her peers, when I like the think she should have…I mean her thigh is the most skin we’ve seen from her in what must be a decade, I guess she’s starting to get the hang of things, you know dipping her toe in to get it a little wet, before the nude scenes come, but I think that’s wishful thinking and the only nudity anyone will get of her will be on the Delivery room table, when she’s having her first kid in her career as mom…nothing hot in that, unless you’re a lonely weirdo. Which I can assume you are…

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