Gymnasts, like swimmers, and really all professional Olympic athletes that are half naked in leotards jacked up their cunts all day, are perverts…you know down to fuck, ready to be half naked, all thanks to a life of showering with each other, and being on the world stage bending in ways you would want her hormonally modified vagina bending on your dick… So seeing her bra in some random pic isn’t pornographic, especially considering every girl, even the most prudish girl, wearing these sheer tops and black bras everywhere I go, but luckily I’m old school and bras are still something naughty to me, so that every time I see one worn as outerwear, I think…”slut, get over here and sit on Santa’s lap”… in this fantasyI’m dressed in a santa suit..in case you were wondering. It’s not really my fetish, but I guess it is now…No Pedo.
This is s fucking fit body…and as much as I generally think of fit girls as dudes….cuz I like my women to have no real muscle mass or fat….you know…starvation body….I fully appreciate the work that she’s put into this machine…seriously, she’s fucking ripped and for some reason that I call taking care of herself…I find it fucking sexy….but that’s probably cuz I married a fat pile of shit.
Brace yourselves for Kate Upton like you’ve never seen her before. The 20-year-old was spotted at JFK airport in no makeup and a down-to-earth outfit that’s about as far from the Kate Upton Cat Daddy video attire as you can get. The casual Sports Illustrated cover girl looked geeky and cute in thick-rimmed glasses, as she smiled for the cameras, makeup-free and proud of it. Attitude goes a long way – a lot farther than any superficial assets. Kate is, of course, famous for her enviable body, so it’s refreshing to see a young star comfortable in her own skin, styled or not styled, with or without makeup. Don’t you agree? Whether she’s rocking killer curves or flashing a no-makeup grin, she’s a confident gal, which makes these some of our favorite Kate Upton photos to date. [Photos: Pacific Coast News]
The tension ran high on this evening’s Dancing With the Stars results show. Based on the scores from the semifinal round , any of the five remaining All-Stars could make a strong case for advancing … but were also at risk for going home. It’s DWTS , after all. You’re always in jeopardy until you learn you’re not. So which two were cut, and which three advanced? The two ousted dancers on Tuesday’s Dancing With the Stars results show are pictured above. They are … Apolo Ohno and Emmitt Smith! It’s an all-female final! Unsurprisingly, Shawn Johnson and her partner Derek Hough made it through to the DWTS finals, as did Melissa Rycroft and her partner Tony Dovolani. At the very last minute, it was also revealed that Kelly Monaco and partner Val Chmerkovskiy will also be performing in next week’s finale, outlasting Emmitt. “After tonight, this show has lost a good chunk of charisma,” co-host Tom Bergeron candidly remarked after the results were revealed, and rightly so. Just the same, Apolo and Emmitt were gracious in defeat, and Melissa Rycroft, Shawn Johnson and Kelly Monaco are all captivating in their own right. What do you think? Who will win? Comment and vote in our polls: Do you agree with tonight’s Dancing With the Stars results? Yes, the voters got it right! No, Emmitt was robbed! No, Apolo was robbed! No, they were both robbed! View Poll » Who will win the DWTS: All-Stars finals? Kelly Monaco Shawn Johnson Melissa Rycroft View Poll »
The first perfect 30 of the season was handed out on Dancing with the Stars last night. And then, not very long afterward, the second perfect 30 was awarded! Indeed, it was a stellar evening for both Sabrina Bryan (who Rumba-ed the evening away with Louis van Amstel) and Apolo Anton Ohno (who Waltzed his way into first place). Watch both examples of perfection below: Sabrina Bryan and Louis van Amstel: Perfect 30! Apolo Anton Ohno and Karina Smirnoff Score 30! Elsewhere, despite a neck injury , Melissa Rycroft, came oh-so-close to matching the above pair of performance, earning a 29.5 on her Waltz with Tony Dovolani. Shawn Johnson and Derek Hough, meanwhile, settled for 28 with an impressive, country-based Cha-Cha. Melissa Rycroft and Tony Dovolani : Viennese Waltz Shawn Johnson and Derek Hough: Country Cha-Cha Here is a look at the scores from a fun night of Dancing with the Stars : Apolo Anton Ohno/Karina Smirnoff: 30 Sabrina Bryan/Louis van Amstel: 30 Melissa Rycroft/Tony Dovolani: 29.5 Shawn Johnson/Derek Hough: 28 Gilles Marini/Peta Murgatroyd: 27.5 Kirstie Alley/Maks Chmerkovskiy: 27.5 Kelly Monaco/Val Chmerkovskiy: 27 Emmitt Smith/Cheryl Burke: 26.5
Jef Holm and Emily Maynard were surprisingly seen together over the weekend. Second thoughts perhaps? Or just the awkward pick-up-your-stuff reunion? Most likely the latter. Emily Maynard and Jef Holm broke up earlier this month. The Bachelorette stars have even confirmed it, issuing a statement last week. Nevertheless, the two were photographed together Sunday in Charlotte. Both clad in sunglasses, the reality TV pair, who were supposedly miserable together, kept grim faces as they headed to their car with Ricki, Maynard’s 7-year-old daughter. No word yet on why the couple spent time together over the weekend, or whether it will somehow lead to a reconciliation between the couple. We’d bet heavily against it. In other Bachelor news, Tony Pieper and Blakeley Shea Jones split. Sad.
Tony Stark is in serious trouble. In the first official trailer for Iron Man 3 , we see and hear from a far more serious Robert Downey Jr., as he laments past mistakes and vows to protect Peppers Potts. But that may prove to be a challenge with Ben Kingsley’s Mandarin on the loose. This is a villain who considers himself both a terrorist and a teacher and who does not believe in heroes. Watch him unleash some serious fury in the following preview and prepare yourself for the blockbuster’s release on May 3: Iron Man 3 Trailer
Melissa Rycroft was not about to let a little pain slow her down. The reality star, who was hospitalized with a neck injury after getting hurt in rehearsal, took the floor with the rest of her partners to perform the group’s freestyle dance. The song? “Call Me Maybe.” Obviously. “It was diagnosed as a herniated disc in my upper neck,” she told host Tom Bergeron beforehand. “I officially got cleared, so we’re gonna give it a go.” Rycroft, Shawn Johnson, Sabrina Bryan, Apolo Anton Ohno and their partners gave the crowd a stellar effort, earning a score of 29.5 points a piece. There is NO ELIMINATION this week, and because of the third presidential debate , the competition was split into two nights, with four of the All-Stars dancing Monday. The other four contestants will give it a go tonight with individual routines, while Emmitt Smith, Kirstie Alley, Kelly Monaco and Apolo Ohno will go Gangnam Style. Seriously, that’s going to be the group routine. Nice. Here’s how the leaderboard stacks up so far: Gilles Marini & Peta Murgatroyd: 29.5 Shawn Johnson & Derek Hough: 29.5 Melissa Rycroft & Tony Dovolani: 29.5 Sabrina Bryan & Louis van Amstel: 29.5 Apolo Anton Ohno & Karina Smirnoff: 29.5 Emmitt Smith & Cheryl Burke: 29 Kirstie Alley & Maksim Chmerkovskiy: 25.5 Kelly Monaco & Val Chmerkovskiy: 24.5 Here are the videos of last night’s routines: Dancing With the Stars Team Dance – Call Me Maybe Melissa Rycroft Injured on DWTS Set Gilles Marini – Dancing With the Stars Week 5 Kelly Monaco – Dancing With the Stars Week 5 Emmitt Smith – Dancing With the Stars Week 5 Kirstie Alley – Dancing With the Stars Week 5
After last Tuesday’s shocking double elimination, Dancing With the Stars: All-Stars’ fourth week featured the nine survivors showing off some of their best moves yet. Some of them even scored perfect 10s for their efforts. Watch them all here and see their scores in our recap! Shawn Johnson – Dancing With the Stars Week 4 Melissa Rycroft – Dancing With the Stars Week 4 Bristol Palin – Dancing With the Stars Week 4 Kelly Monaco – Dancing With the Stars Week 4 Kirstie Alley – Dancing With the Stars Week 4 Sabrina Bryan – Dancing With the Stars Week 4 Gilles Marini – Dancing With the Stars Week 4 Emmitt Smith – Dancing With the Stars Week 4 Apolo Anton Ohno – Dancing With the Stars Week 4 Week 4’s DWTS: All-Stars scores, out of 40 due to the presence of guest judge Paula Abdul: Gilles Marini & Peta Murgatroyd: 39.5 (10s except from Len, stingy with that half-point) Shawn Johnson & Derek Hough: 39.5 (Same as Giles) Kelly Monaco & Val Chmerkovskiy: 37.5 (Two 10s) Melissa Rycroft & Tony Dovolani: 37 (One 10) Emmitt Smith & Cheryl Burke: 36 Sabrina Bryan & Louis van Amstel: 35.5 Apolo Anton Ohno & Karina Smirnoff: 34.5 Bristol Palin & Mark Ballas: 32 Kirstie Alley & Maksim Chmerkovskiy: 30 Who do you think’s going home tonight? Will it be Kirstie Alley or Bristol Palin ? Or will the voters shock us once again by taking someone from the middle of the pack?
The Voice Season 3 teams are almost set, which is probably a good thing as the blind auditions lose a little bit of their luster (a little bit) by the third week, which we’re in now. That said, they’re still fun. Let’s break down last night’s by team… Dez Duron – Sara Smile (The Voice Blind Audition) Team Christina Aguilera Her body turned around for Dez Duron (above, who returned from last season’s near-miss and advanced this year with his take on “Sara Smile.” That IS a good-looking dude, Blake! Latin singer Laura Vivas and Jordan Pruitt, who used to tour with Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens and the Cheetah Girls, made the team next. Take a look at Jordan’s effort: Jordan Pruitt – The One That Got Away (The Voice Blind Audition) Team Blake Shelton Michaela Paige, Ryan Jirovec, and Lelia Broussard made Team Blake, as did Suzanna Choffel, but only the latter’s sultry version of “Landslide” got much air time. Here’s why: Suzanna Choffel – Landslide (The Voice Blind Audition) Blake added to his team again with Terisa Griffin, whose “Someone Like You” was great, and got Christina to turn around too … albeit more reluctantly than Shelton: Terisa Griffin – Someone Like You (The Voice Blind Audition) Team Adam Levine The Maroon 5 frontman beat out Cee Lo and Xtina for Michelle Brooks-Thompson, whose take on “Proud Mary” established her as not just a decent singer but a real contender. Michelle Brooks-Thompson – Proud Mary (The Voice Blind Audition) Brandon Mahone, who sang “I Wish It Would Rain,” made a strong choice of song and delivered a powerful performance of it to boot. Take a look below … Brandon Mahone – I Wish It Would Rain (The Voice Blind Audition) Team Cee Lo Green Cee Lo’s two new additions were unwanted by the others, as usual. Diego Val, a singer from Peru who battled back from a horrible disease, wins story of the night: Diego Val – Animal (The Voice Blind Audition) Alexis Marceaux of New Orleans also wowed Cee Lo with her rendition of “Go Your Own Way” … he seemed surprised no one else turned around for it! Alexis Marceaux – Go Your Own Way (The Voice Blind Audition) Whose team do you think is shaping up the best? Who was your favorite tonight – both contestants and judges? Share your comments on The Voice with us below!
