This is s fucking fit body…and as much as I generally think of fit girls as dudes….cuz I like my women to have no real muscle mass or fat….you know…starvation body….I fully appreciate the work that she’s put into this machine…seriously, she’s fucking ripped and for some reason that I call taking care of herself…I find it fucking sexy….but that’s probably cuz I married a fat pile of shit.
When you hose down the Glamour off the Glamour model and throw her in some low budget photoshoot for some ghetto swimwear that looks like it was done by a Sears photographer, you really get a sense of how not hot they actually are….you know when the tits are covered up, the body doesn’t look nearly as rockin’ and that obscure shaped face is not that of anyone who should be getting paid to be in front of the camera….reminding us just how important tits are in the grand scheme of a Glamour model, who has no business being a model, other than the whole getting naked shit, career…. This is for some shit called Simply Swim and it’s trash. I bet they were so stoked when they booked Rosie Jones…never expecting it to end like this…
I have had sex with different girls in Hanky Panky underwear over the last few years….they like it because it doesn’t leave any underwear lines…I like it because it means I am about to have sex with a girl who was wearing Hanky Panky underwear…and if that wasn’t exciting and perfect enough, the company, who has already done so much for me…by wrapping the vagina I eat up….has put Xenia Deli in their underwear catalog shots and she’s fucking rockin’….the kind of deli panty sandwich meat I’d like to eat all day…. you see what I did there? Exactly…
Here is Miley on set for something that may or may not be generic, fabricated, scripted, sluttiness…but the good news is that I guess she likes what she’s seeing and how they dolled her up cuz she busted out the camera phone to share with whoever the fuck she shared this with….I mean I just the pics…I don’t dig for the source of the pics…cuz clearly she’s the attention seeking photographer…and all right are reserved for her…and luckily the whole point of this picture was to get some of the attention she lost back when she turned 18 and no one cared she was 18..but rather wanted to see her on all fours with inanimate or even animate objects in her ass and pussy at the same time…. But I like to think a girl willing to take a pic of herself, known as self shot pics in the porn world, wearing what could be underwear…but what I think is underwear over underwear….a pet peeve of mine that you witness at many stripclubs..is always good enough for me…cuz self shot pics are always fucking amazing no matter how naked or hot the bitch is…it’s one of those “high concept” pornographic things…where the psychology, willingness of the girl and the fact she leaked it thinking she looked good makes up for the lack of object in ass and pussy at the same time… Good Hustle MIley!