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Cora Emmanuel May Have a Nipple in Wonderland of the Day

Cora Emmanuel is a model straight from Martinique and by Martinique I mean New York city, where she was probably exporting when some agent or photographer from NYC was either doing a photoshoot or vacationing on the French Caribbean island… I don’t know anything about her, she’s not famous enough to have a wikipedia page, but she is perfect enough for me to wonder where she’s from, where she came from, and whether it was from heaven…but then I remember there is no GOD, but these tits are probably as close they are to a religious experience that I’ve had today….which isn’t saying much…because nothing else has really happened to me today. The post Cora Emmanuel May Have a Nipple in Wonderland of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel Cheats on Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Here she is for Paola & Murray Swimwwear…because I guess Victoria’s Secret is licensing her out…seeing as she is property of theirs as they made her…. I mean we don’t even know if she’s human or from a lab…because she’s pretty much perfect enough to not be fucking human…even in her old model age…which is a funny concept..because she’s probably barely 30…yet almost done. At least she cashed the fuck in when she had the chance, not that she needed to, her family are South Africa blood diamond farmers…this is just more of a Gigi Hadid level of “I did it on my own” vanity…and I’m glad it happened…because not enough girls in the world look like Candice Swanepoel… The post Candice Swanepoel Cheats on Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lottie Hayes Nude for Matteo Montanari of the Day

Her name is Lottie Hayes and she’s posing topless for a photographer named MATTEO MONTANARI … I don’t know if she’s really all that cute, but she isn’t fat, she willing to show her tits for a photographer, because she’s a model who has done a bunch of random shit like Vogue Spain and L’Officel which are pretty fucking major and I guess that makes her perfect enough for me – if not even too good for me…and these pics…basic but still great because well #tits.

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Irina Shayk Not As Good when Not Photoshopped but Still Good in a Thong Bikini of the Day

Irina Shayk is pretty much the best model circulating the bikini model I want to fuck industry lately…partially because she’s scammed her way to the top from the mean streets of her cold water flat in Russia…probably through any means possible..from hooking…to sucking dick…to pretending to suck dick for athletes who linked her up with SI…but even if she’s had work done she looks fucking good…and I guess she’s on her PR trip to help the people at SI choose her as the cover of next month’s issue over EMRATA…by showing her ass that despite not being photoshopped…still looks round enough for me to dig into…even if it’s not the roundest out there…when compared to everything else she offers..it’s pretty fucking perfect enough for you to masturbate to… I remain…a fan of this babe…if only I coulda bought her off the internet before all this fame…another example of me failing at life…It happens daily… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Xenia Deli for Hanky Panky of the Day

I have had sex with different girls in Hanky Panky underwear over the last few years….they like it because it doesn’t leave any underwear lines…I like it because it means I am about to have sex with a girl who was wearing Hanky Panky underwear…and if that wasn’t exciting and perfect enough, the company, who has already done so much for me…by wrapping the vagina I eat up….has put Xenia Deli in their underwear catalog shots and she’s fucking rockin’….the kind of deli panty sandwich meat I’d like to eat all day…. you see what I did there? Exactly…

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Flavia Lucini Titties for Elle Mexico Oct 2012 of the Day

This Flavia girl is amazing…I want to do wonderful things with her…like make her breakfast in bed….give her feed massages after she has a long day of shopping…rub her down in hot oil and wrestle her in my basement for my friends to watch…she’s magical and deserves the best kind of love story….and I am the one who should give it to her…and by it I mean…anal…or at least eating her ass while rubbing her clit. She’s fantastic and here she is naked for fashion because fashion is more pornographic than DrunkenStepfather.com I don’t know where Flavia Lucini is from…or who she is…but I know she may be perfect enough for me..

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Flavia Lucini Titties for Elle Mexico Oct 2012 of the Day