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Krysten Ritter for Ocean Drive Magazine of the Day

I still don’t know who Krysten Ritter is, I just know that she’s one of those obscure actresses who pops up on random fan boards, and in the paparazzi, who has a totally engaged audience, who would go to the trouble of starting her own fan board….like she was in Twilight, or something equally engaging for people who have no friends and are into any accessible looking chick, because well, she’s accessible…and gives them hope of a better, less lonely tomorrow. I guess I could google her, but her bird face makes me not care…. Instead I will just post pics of her in Ocean Drive, probably looking better than she’s ever looked, but she’s still some grey area acrtress in her 30s, which as far as I’m concerned is a decade too old for anyone to be putting her in magazines, there are younger versions of her who can do the job better, but here are the pics anyway.

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Krysten Ritter for Ocean Drive Magazine of the Day

Madonna Topless for L’Uomo Vogue of the Day

I don’t know when Madonna tapped into her youth and did topless photos for L’Uomo, but by the look of her face, it was too recent and she was too old… Not that I don’t love a good naked old person, I worked in an old folks home for a year and I used to always debate fucking them while changing their diapers, because they looked so wrinkly and disgusting, I never did, but my co-worker did and no one ever believed the old people when they accused him, because well, #alzheimers. That said, here are some madonna titty outtakes…and they are disgusting.

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Lottie Hayes Nude for Matteo Montanari of the Day

Her name is Lottie Hayes and she’s posing topless for a photographer named MATTEO MONTANARI … I don’t know if she’s really all that cute, but she isn’t fat, she willing to show her tits for a photographer, because she’s a model who has done a bunch of random shit like Vogue Spain and L’Officel which are pretty fucking major and I guess that makes her perfect enough for me – if not even too good for me…and these pics…basic but still great because well #tits.

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Jessica Chastain in Lingerie for Interview of the Day

I’ve never seen THE HELP and even if I did, girls become invisible at 30…it’s like they don’t even exist…and never really existed…unless you marry them and are stuck listening to their shit. So unless you were famous before 30, it’s going to be impossible for this motherfucker to figure you out…I mean until you start posing in underwear..then I look – but I don’t really want to touch – because well – it’s like chewing old gum you find on the sidewalk – it’s been done…no matter how tasty and pink it may be…

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Jessica Chastain in Lingerie for Interview of the Day

Miranda Kerr Makes An Glorious Entrance

Only a supermodel like Miranda Kerr can make something like getting out a car look this hot. Here she is arriving at some hotel and drawing a crowd, because well, she’s a freaking supermodel in a tight red dress. I don’t get why people wait in insane lines for new iPhones and midnight movies, but I’d camp out for days for a front row seat to this show. » view all 11 photos Related Articles: Miranda Kerr Topless In Jalouse Miranda Kerr In The Hottest Red Dress Ever The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2008 Miranda Kerr And Her Awesome Breasts Photos: WENN.com

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Alyssa Milano’s Sweet Profile In Tight Jeans

It’s been a while since I’ve seen any pictures of Alyssa Milano because well, she doesn’t seem to be able to find any work. Here she is at the Clash Of The Titans premiere in Los Angeles last night giving us a nice look at her sweet profile. I’ve always liked Alyssa, ever since she and her dad Tony drove into my life in their beat up blue econoline van I haven’t been able to get her out of my mind. I’d like to spend a little time in the back of the van with her right about now. Call me. more pictures of Alyssa Milano here

Mira Sorvino’s Impressive Lady Cleavage

Here’s Mira Sorvino with some douche at the ‘Like dandelion Dust ‘ premiere the other night. It’s been a while since I’ve posted any pictures of Mira because well she’s Mira Sorvino and nobody gives a f@#k but she’s got some pretty impressive cleavage and her dad used to be on Law & Order so I’m putting her up

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