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Kelly Brook Recycles for her New 2019 Big Tit Calendar of the Day

Kelly Brook makes money by releasing calendars…the old time big titty Glamour models all do…thanks to building a fan base by doing the whole magazine thing….back when people bough magazines and cut out tits from magazines to graze their garage, workshop, blue collar job that doesn’t give out smart phone lockers…. So people still throw money at the 40 year old’s charity…so she puts out this nonsense for those people, the real big titty loving fans… It’s nice to see she’s an environmentalist, you know by recycling old photos of herself, why shoot new stuff when your fans don’t care….I mean an environmentalist except when it comes to the two or three trees she’s gonna kill to make the 100 calendars she sells. I can’t imagine anyone caring about this fatty, but fat tits have a way of lasting… I don’t know if she realizes it, but she forgot to show us nipples….it’s not the 90s Kelly Brook…even if nothing’s changed for you since the 90s you old beat slag. The post Kelly Brook Recycles for her New 2019 Big Tit Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Katrina Bowden Bikini Butt Shot of the Day

Katrina Bowden was some whore from American Pie Episode 40, let’s milk this brand as fucking hard as we can because that’s what you do when you’re hollywood and find something that worked in the 90s and actors that haven’t worked since the 90s who are into making another million to help them ride the next decade It amazes me how Hollywood is fucking scrambling, their ideas pure shit, their celebs pure shit, but at least the girls are low level, or egotistical enough to keep bringing the sleazy half nakedness… She wants you to look at her butt…so look at her butt… The post Katrina Bowden Bikini Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Katrina Bowden Bikini of the Day

Katrina Bowden was some whore from American Pie Episode 40, let’s milk this brand as fucking hard as we can because that’s what you do when you’re hollywood and find something that worked in the 90s and actors that haven’t worked since the 90s who are into making another million to help them ride the next decade…..and she is hot and really being part of that shit that I can only imagine was shit…really propelled her into never having a legit career, but at least she got that.. Now she’s in shitty bikini pics, I guess riding whatever low level celebrity she has, and the pics aren’t that hot, she’s old, tired and done….but it’s nice to see she’s still trying… Thank god for rich dudes in Los Angeles who pay for sluts they date so that they can run the show… The post Katrina Bowden Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Tonguing the Wrong Thing in Canada of the Day

Bella Thorne is a disney star, super famous instagram hooker, nude enough to keep us interested, social media manipulating, next generation redheaded goddess with a jacked up her face with injections…and acne scars… She’s gone and stuck her tongue on a fence post…..stickin that tongue to it…and I find the whole thing rude and offensive…because when in Canada her tongue should only be stuck to my anus….it’s a welcoming – thank you for your maple syrup – Jesus Martinez – Ambassador of Canada thing… And her sticking it to a metal post, that’s just mocking me… The post Bella Thorne Tonguing the Wrong Thing in Canada of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Michelle Pfeiffer Nipples for Interview Magazine of the Day

I am old…and so is Michelle Pfeiffer….but that means…that I remember Michelle Pfeiffer when she wasn’t old…and when she was one of the hottest things in Hollywood…not just because the Coolio song was written about her, but because of Scarface, the 35 year old Cat woman in Batman…and I am sure other movies she’s been in a ton of shit…she worked a lot in the 90s. She’s pushing 60, has obviously jacked up her face with botox and fillers and looks more like a cat that she naturally looked when she was young and hotter…but still hot…which is weird but she’s Michelle Pfeiffer…. She’s been married to really rich TV writer / producer David E Kelley from LA Law, Picket Fences, Boston Public, Boston Legal, Ally McBeal fame…since the 90s….you know he scored her due to his personality and mindlocked in the not overly old as fuck hot actress of the time….because rich hot women like great personalities…if they have 10 hit shows. Now she’s showing some nipple for a Magazine on what I assume is a comeback tour before it is ultimately too late…which in theory is too late…but thanks to being Michelle Pfeiffer it is not too late…even when it’s too late…thanks to being skinny and Michelle Pfeiffer. The post Michelle Pfeiffer Nipples for Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastasia Ashley for FHM of the Day

I prefer seeing professional surfer Anastasia Ashley surfing… it is impressive and something that no other model, or instagram slut, or really no other dude can do…and that’s amazing to me… I mean, I guess being stripped down into her bathing suit is okay, but any girl can do that….and based on every girl on instagram, they do that…they all think “We’re bikini models, eit gets likes”…even when they aren’t…like retards who don’t realize that thinking is more effective for a quality life than instagram likes… You see, when it comes to bikinis, we’ve seen it all before…but with surfing, there’s so much more I’d like to see from Anastasia… I guess when it is for the cover of a Men’s Magazine it is a big deal….especially since they are celebrating her as a surfer…and not some bikini ass from Instagram… and I assume FHM is still massively followed and relevant, even though I don’t really follow anything they do, and haven’t even picked up an issue since the 90s when I didn’t know better, but then again I am like Caitlyn Jenner, and not the average, retard, male….but I’m not in a dress… I would have liked to see these pics to be more interesting, but I guess it’s not about me, I would have liked these pics to be more celebratory of her ass, something you can never get enough of, but I am glad that they did because it may lead to a better chance of her being Ben Affleck’s next girlfriend..you know..good for branding… Either way, she’s the worst. The post Anastasia Ashley for FHM of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Chastain in Lingerie for Interview of the Day

I’ve never seen THE HELP and even if I did, girls become invisible at 30…it’s like they don’t even exist…and never really existed…unless you marry them and are stuck listening to their shit. So unless you were famous before 30, it’s going to be impossible for this motherfucker to figure you out…I mean until you start posing in underwear..then I look – but I don’t really want to touch – because well – it’s like chewing old gum you find on the sidewalk – it’s been done…no matter how tasty and pink it may be…

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Erin Heatherton’s Alleged BTS Nudes of the Day

Her name is Erin Heatherton – I have no idea if these are pictures of her or not, I am going to assume that they are, because she is a lingerie model and getting naked for her job is pretty much what she gets paid a lot of money to do… I know she was rumoured to be one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s beards for a while, as it helps launch models to the mainstream for Victoria’s Secret, all par of their marketing…while making Leo look like a pimp, because when making 50 million a way, being famous and deemed a sex symbol by girls since the 90s, it’s all part of maintaining that he’s no homo…even though acting in and of itself is so fucking homo and actors are probably all the biggest whining bitches around… That said, love her the tits…she should focus on these kind of publicity stunts, rather than the dudes she fucks being her marketing hook, because I like to think she has what it takes to make it…and that’s a model body…and NIPPLES!!! If these are leaked or hacked from her phone – and not her just being generous to her fans – I apologize for any damage I’ve caused… If these aren’t Erin Heatherton – because I really don’t even know what Erin Heatherton is and she could be sitting next to me on a plane and I’d have no idea…take them in anyway – because…well…nude selfies are amazing…and I want to see all of them.

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Lily Allen TOpless in 2010 of the DAy

I wasn’t a fan of Lily Allen in 2010 when these pictures were taken, and I am sure as hell not a fan of her 4 years and 3 kids later…. She annoyed me then with her bullshit pop career that wasn’t one of talent, but rather one with the right connections, all quirky and bullshit that made me want to rip my ears out every time I heard her garbage… She annoys me now that she’s mocking Miley and other popstars who are at the pop star age, despite being in her 30s, and too old to really be doing this high school caliber nonsense, even if it makes her money…it’s silly and not of any value, other than that it allows her to twerk on stage with more of a reason than just wanting to twerk on stage – you know she does it cuz she is making fun of it…obviously… So seeing her tits in 2010 or now, makes no difference to me…but tits are tits and tits are worth looking at…so here are her tits…TITS! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Rachel Bilson Pregnant in a Bikini of the Day

In case you were wondering…Rachel Bilson is still pregnant. No late term abortions, miscarriages, or accidental falls down the stairs by her husband Luke Skywalker, because knocking her up has been his plan since the 90s, he just finally trapped her into it properly…. She’s also pushing the limit of appropriate bikini behavior, because we all know when a girl in pregnant, bikinis aren’t really anything anyone who doesn’t have a ready to drop fetish want to see… But when it comes to first pregnancies, where vagina is still intact, there is a little more grey area on when it’s decent or not…and if you’re a Bilson fan, despite her not really doing much the last decade, you either really hate that her ride is over, or love seeing her life happen before your creepy fucking eyes… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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