I know I was a little skeptical about this whole “ Britney Spears goes to Vegas” thing at first, because doing a Vegas act is pretty much the last stop on the washed-up singer career train. But clearly I was wrong, because thanks to this job, Britney’s gone from a trailer park soccer mom making Walmart trips with the paparazzi to a total hottie again. So join me and the Little Tuna in giving Britney a standing ovation. She’s earned it. Bravo. » view all 12 photos
Candice Swanepoel is one of Victoria’s Secret key girls, who’s career has strictly been about being a Victoria’s Secret model, sure she’s done a few things, but the majority of her work and relevance has been the Victoria’s Secret generic catalog pose that she’s mastered… Sure they are preparing to put her to pasture, they’ve paid her too much the last decade, they’ve done good for her, and I guess as a gesture, despite being the only reason she exists…like this brand OWNS this bitch…they’ve allowed her to show some personality, because I guess she’s paid her dues, and they realize that if they give her the chance to show some personality, maybe she’ll be able to get some TV work down the line…TV work they’ll probably get 20% or more off any money she makes, you know seeing as they created her…. So here’s Candice Swanepoel, fun, half naked, being cute…and take it in, she’s on the outs and is already being replaced by the younger pussy…because as anyone with a wife knows…younger pussy is better pussy… The post Candice Swanepoel Has a Personality of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Since you guys seemed to dig those shots of Ildiko Ferenczi so much the last time, and more importantly, since I did too, here’s another set of drool-worthy bikini pictures from the Canadian hottie. I’m still trying to figure out if Ildiko’s future ex-wife material though, because contrary to popular opinion, I don’t Twitter propose to just anyone — it’s more like 90%. See, I’m looking for more than just a killer bikini body. I’m also looking for a girl I can take home to mom. …Because she lives upstairs, remember? » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
Since you guys seemed to dig those pictures of Chelsea Heath so much the last time, here’s another awesome beach shoot from the aspiring actress/up-and-coming bikini hottie. Now, last time I was pretty sure that Chelsea’s booty was her best angle, but after close, careful inspection of these pictures, I’m starting to think that may have been a little premature. Because turns out, she looks just as smoking hot from the side and the front too. Yow. Photos: Fameflynet
Since you guys seemed to dig those pictures of Chelsea Heath so much the last time, here’s another awesome beach shoot from the aspiring actress/up-and-coming bikini hottie. Now, last time I was pretty sure that Chelsea’s booty was her best angle, but after close, careful inspection of these pictures, I’m starting to think that may have been a little premature. Because turns out, she looks just as smoking hot from the side and the front too. Yow. Photos: Fameflynet
Since you guys seemed to dig her so much the last time (or at least, since I did), here’s another perfect set of bikini pictures from Brazilian hottie Tatiane de Souza . And the good news is that I was actually able to find out a little more about Tatiane for once. Namely the fact that you can see even more super-hot pictures of her over on her Instagram . Once you’re done with these, of course. Trust me, you’re going to want to take your time and pace yourselves. » view all 48 photos
I wasn’t a fan of Lily Allen in 2010 when these pictures were taken, and I am sure as hell not a fan of her 4 years and 3 kids later…. She annoyed me then with her bullshit pop career that wasn’t one of talent, but rather one with the right connections, all quirky and bullshit that made me want to rip my ears out every time I heard her garbage… She annoys me now that she’s mocking Miley and other popstars who are at the pop star age, despite being in her 30s, and too old to really be doing this high school caliber nonsense, even if it makes her money…it’s silly and not of any value, other than that it allows her to twerk on stage with more of a reason than just wanting to twerk on stage – you know she does it cuz she is making fun of it…obviously… So seeing her tits in 2010 or now, makes no difference to me…but tits are tits and tits are worth looking at…so here are her tits…TITS! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
In case you were wondering…Rachel Bilson is still pregnant. No late term abortions, miscarriages, or accidental falls down the stairs by her husband Luke Skywalker, because knocking her up has been his plan since the 90s, he just finally trapped her into it properly…. She’s also pushing the limit of appropriate bikini behavior, because we all know when a girl in pregnant, bikinis aren’t really anything anyone who doesn’t have a ready to drop fetish want to see… But when it comes to first pregnancies, where vagina is still intact, there is a little more grey area on when it’s decent or not…and if you’re a Bilson fan, despite her not really doing much the last decade, you either really hate that her ride is over, or love seeing her life happen before your creepy fucking eyes… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Here is Rachel Bilson climbing out of some caves in Barbados with her tits out….because she wants people to stare at her tits…otherwise she’d be wearing a fucking sweater… Pregnant girls are all the same…starved for male attention, especially when held captive by her boyfriend of ten years who stifled her career for pretty much the last ten years… They are walking out of caves, and this is probably one of the more ridiculous pictures of any celebrity, whether a pregnant or not, that the paparazzi have ever capture… Now I find pregnant girls disgusting, but there is that window of opportunity where they are awesome, not fat year…just looking like they overate…and unable to get pregnant because they are already pregnant…and titties all swollen… I guess, she’s not in the OC anymore….that shit got cancelled, like her birth control prescription. What a fail..on her part, but this picture is a win for all of us…even if you’re not a tit guy…it’s funny. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
I can barely remember the last time I saw Mischa Barton . To be honest, I kind of forget all about her, but she definitely got my attention again with these pictures from the 8th Annual BritWeek Launch Party. So let this be a lesson to all you ladies out there: if you want to get on the Tuna’s radar, all it takes is landing an invite to some celebrity event and then dropping a good amount of cleavage. I’m not sure how Mischa scored that first part, but if she can still do it, I’m sure it can’t be too hard, right? » view all 26 photos Photos: WENN.com
