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Erin Heatherton Demonstrates Why Victoria’s Secret Fired her of the Day

Life. Happens…or happened… There was a time when Erin Heatherton was fucking Leonardo DiCaprio…..That was the peak of her existence, but like most people, she probably had no idea it was going to end. She was a new face at Victoria’s Secret, she was being marketed by an A-Lister everyone wants to fuck, especially models – because his co-sign is the only co-sign…but then she got fired, feel off the map, went into a deep cookies and ice cream depression that she clearly at herself out of….the pressure of being a starving model fucks metabolisms…but luckily she’s in an era where fat models can exist, if anything they are all the fucking celebrated – by everyone but the person paying for their dinner! Remember the good times… TO SEE THE NEW TIMES / PICS CLICK HERE The post Erin Heatherton Demonstrates Why Victoria’s Secret Fired her of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jojo at the Gym in a Gym Selfie of the Day

Instagram pictures are so basic…butt shot, tit shot, party shot, fitness shot, food shot….alll the fucking same…with a different cast of useless, hungry for attention, character…whether it’s a hooker, pornstar, failed actor or model, or actual actor or model…a popstar or a popstar who had one hit many years ago…social media is the place to soft sell with slutty pics..or not so obvious slutty pics…that are still slutty pics..because they are self shot pics…with the objective of getting likes…and really, fans will jerk off to anything… So jailbait from the past…still around…now much bustier because she must be in her 30s…doing this…works for me… Here she is for a recent, boring, but slutty enough shoot for Galore…the hippest, suck up, magazine with the shittiest editorial content ever.. The post Jojo at the Gym in a Gym Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Erin Heatherton for Sports Illustrated – Not in a Swimsuit of the Day

I don’t know what Sports Illustrated is doing here…they are the bikini people and these aren’t cheesy bikini photos…are they trying to compete with instagram and high fashion by using actual models like Erin Heatherton in editorial spreads that have absolutely nothing to do with swimsuits or sports? Are they trying to be Sports Illustrated fashion, knowing that chicks are into fashion and also into girls guys jerk off to….because they want to be jerked off to also…Weird… I guess it’s just typical of media, even sports media to be “advertisers pay more for chicks, let’s target chicks by using real models and photoshoots”… It’s like a total disregard to the cheesy, busty, bikini pics we’ve all grown so fucking bored of… It’s a scramble, but the good news is that Victoria’s Secret has actual hot pics of Erin Heatherton ….while Sports Illustrated figures out their rebrand…when all they need to remember is that we only care about the tits… The post Erin Heatherton for Sports Illustrated – Not in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skin Links 7.17.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Lucy Collett removes her sexy black lingerie ( egotasticallstars.com ) Rebecca Dayan’s topless photo shoot ( drunkenstepfather.com ) 13 Reasons you should follow Lindsey Pelas on Instagram ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Busty Vivien is trapped at the beach ( boobieblog.com ) Jourdan Dunn caught topless at a beach photo shoot ( thenipslip.com ) Nice melons, ladies ( doubleviking.com ) Amy Schumer did a sexy Star Wars photo shoot ( steakwood.com ) Who wouldn’t want to come home to a topless Erin Heatherton? ( fleshbot.com )

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Erin Heatherton for L’Officel Hommes of the Day

Erin Heatherton is one of the last few American made models, who is an actual model and not an instagram model…and if you’re wondering how I know this…it is because she’s been around since before instagram…and she’s worked for huge brands in fashion…and huge brands in shitty, sweatshop made lingerie, that appear in every mall across america for fat women to buy in hopes of looking a fraction as good as the hired models who have been thrown down all our throats…like the cake our fat asses clearly love eating…with the illusion that the bra will save the day….when really…an eating disorder is a better option….fatty. That said, she’s more than just one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex, tainted, vaginas he probably never fucked because he’s gay and was just doing it for image…she’s also tits in a Fashion magazine…and I think that’s great…. She’s a good Jewish girl…making her family, her rabbi, the Jewish men not married to 6 foot tall Jewish models, and me proud…even if her tits are a 5/10 compared to other Jewish tits I’ve masturbated to…because I have a Jewish girl fetish…because Jewish girls laugh at my jokes..and are the only answer my text messages…asthe non-Jewish girls are too uptight for that… The post Erin Heatherton for L’Officel Hommes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Michael Buble and his Stupid Name Posted a Booty Pic of the Day

Michael Buble, the lamest popstar to ever exist…and not just because he’s from Canada, but because he’s milking some old timer crooning that has zero cool factor, but that he cashes in on very hard, allowing him to fuck all kinds of girls around the world…at all night coke parties like the pervert all rich dudes are… Well the feminists are giving him shit for posting this pic to his instagram with the caption: There was something about this photo lu took ,that seemed worthy of instagram. #myhumps #babygotback #hungryshorts #onlyinmiami #picoftheday #beautifulbum They are saying he is body shaming a girl who leaves her house with her ass hanging out of her pants…her big fucking ass hanging out of her pants…for people to notice and stare at…because asses are in…and girls with asses are pretty happy about that…and vocal about that…and about showing off their asses…hoping someone like Buble comes along and makes her his Kim Kardashian.. The point is that just because we see an ass, call an ass out, even get a boner over an ass because it is huge and fertile and speaks to a retard minds..doesn’t mean a motherfucker is body shaming a bitch… The problem with the world now, thanks to the internet…is that we can’t be out fucking selves and say what we think…it’s an oppressive society, so when you see a girl you want to fuck…tell her…when you see a girl you think is fat…tell her…it’s the freedom, the liberation, of honesty. I think he was being nice to her… All this to say, I can’t believe I just posted a Michael Buble post…and I can’t believe…how stupid people are. The post Michael Buble and his Stupid Name Posted a Booty Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Erin Heatherton Crotch Shot of the Day

Here is the pussy, in a bikini bottom, that Leonardo DiCaprio once fucked and even claimed to have dated, even though he dates all the models, it is kind of his thing… I assume it’s tough for him to get pussy, seeing as he’s Leonardo DiCaprio, rich as fuck, rumored to have a massive cock, and all girls are aware of what dating him does for a model’s career ….. He’s probably paid by Victoria’s Secret to help launch their new stars into the limelight….as if they are just an escort agency to the stars…which they probably are…. I personally don’t think she’s all that great to look at…but I’ll look at any pussy definition in a bikini bottom… Whether it was destroyed by Leo’s big cock or not… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Erin Heatherton Crotch Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Erin Heatherton Must Smell Real Good

So I know I said Erin Heatherton looked a little “thick” the last time we saw her and I’d like to officially apologize, because the Victoria’s Secret hottie was looking great at the launch party for some new cologne called Curve Sport. I bet she smells great too, but until they invent Smell-O-Vision for laptops, I can’t say for sure. I tried putting my nose right up to my screen, but the only thing I got was the smell of old pizza and dirty laundry and a headache. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Erin Heatherton’s Alleged BTS Nudes of the Day

Her name is Erin Heatherton – I have no idea if these are pictures of her or not, I am going to assume that they are, because she is a lingerie model and getting naked for her job is pretty much what she gets paid a lot of money to do… I know she was rumoured to be one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s beards for a while, as it helps launch models to the mainstream for Victoria’s Secret, all par of their marketing…while making Leo look like a pimp, because when making 50 million a way, being famous and deemed a sex symbol by girls since the 90s, it’s all part of maintaining that he’s no homo…even though acting in and of itself is so fucking homo and actors are probably all the biggest whining bitches around… That said, love her the tits…she should focus on these kind of publicity stunts, rather than the dudes she fucks being her marketing hook, because I like to think she has what it takes to make it…and that’s a model body…and NIPPLES!!! If these are leaked or hacked from her phone – and not her just being generous to her fans – I apologize for any damage I’ve caused… If these aren’t Erin Heatherton – because I really don’t even know what Erin Heatherton is and she could be sitting next to me on a plane and I’d have no idea…take them in anyway – because…well…nude selfies are amazing…and I want to see all of them.

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