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Clocked Cooch: Florida Police Find Four Rolex Watches Stuffed Inside Woman’s Vagina

Miami Springs police find stolen Rolex watches in suspect’s vagina https://t.co/bCSDwz8mx5 pic.twitter.com/DIl4vF0TLW — Miami Herald (@MiamiHerald) January 11, 2019 Florida Police Find Stolen Watches Inside Woman A bizarre Florida (of course) arrest is going viral. Miami Springs police say a woman stole her four Rolex watches while on a date and discreetly hid them in a “special” spot. The Miami Herald reports that Delajurea Brookens was arrested and strip-searched and corrections officers found four (FOUR!) Rolex watches inside her vagina. Officers report that she met Orlando businessman Ramon Diaz Tuesday night at a nightclub on Ocean Drive and went back to a hotel room with him. As Diaz freshened up in the bathroom the suspect allegedly found Rolex watches worth an estimated $108,000 inside a Crown Royal bag, grabbed the bag and ran out of the room. The Herald reports that Diaz caught her trying to hail a cab before she hit him over the head. Police then arrived on scene and took her into custody reportedly kicking and screaming—before the pilfered timekeepers were found inside her cooch cavity. If you thought the story couldn’t get crazier you’re wrong, authorities report that it was fairly easy to identify Brookens because she has the word “Whore” tattooed on her arm. Source: Holger Leue / Getty SIGH. What do YOU think about this lady boldly balling up watches and sticking them in her (apparently) never-ending nether regions?

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Adriana Lima for Ocean Drive of the Day

Adriana Lima hasn’t quit…and I guess with the power of Photoshop she doesn’t have to…cuz bitch knows how to pose proper, it is kinda all she’s done the last decade…working with the best hair, make-up, lighting and photography people….the miracles of the industry that hide the unfortunate harsh reality of child birth, aging and being of latin and native roots, that genetically want your cute round ass to look like it belongs on a corn tortilla eating mom of 12….dumpy as fuck…. But she’s pulled through, fitness, diet, million dollar contracts…plastic surgery…whatever it fucking takes to keep this bullshit going…. Now she’s in Ocean Drive..posing….looking matured, not yet rotten, maybe just a little ripe…but remember like with a banana…a ripe banana can still be made into a banana bread and banana bread is good as fuck… Adriana Lima…not quite banana bread…but still worth sticking your dick in…because she’s Adriana Lima… The post Adriana Lima for Ocean Drive of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Does Ocean Drive Good

I’m a little surprised to even be typing this, but Charlotte McKinney has been looking pretty damn good lately . And this latest photoshoot she did for Ocean Drive Magazine is just another indication of how hot the busty blonde can look in the right conditions. AKA showing as much skin as possible. And speaking of that, I also added a few extra pictures from another shoot too. Because when you can post new pictures of Charlotte going topless, you do. That’s just Blogger 101, guys. (You’re welcome, by the way.)

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Olivia Culpo Is One Pretty Piece

I’m pretty sure Ocean Drive is a “real magazine” the same way I’m a “real journalist,” but hey, I’ve always liked their taste in women. Especially when it comes to this month’s cover model,  Olivia Culpo . I don’t know what the former beauty queen-turned-professional hot nobody is up to these days, but I definitely want to see more of her. And this photoshoot is a good start. Enjoy. Continue reading

Bella Thorne Tongue Action At The 2016 American Music Awards

I don’t know what Bella Thorne was doing crashing  the 2016 American Music Awards last night, considering I’m pretty sure they just give out trophies to real musicians and not pretend models. But it did give Bella a chance to show off more of her patented tongue action for the cameras, so I’m definitely not complaining. In fact, here’s hoping she gets invited to every lame awards show from now on, because they get a whole lot less boring with Bella around. Rock on bitches

Hannah Ferguson Spreads Out Good

I have no clue what Ocean Drive Magazine is, or where you can get a copy, but it kind of sounds like the type of thing that’d be buried under four-month-old People Magazines at your dentist’s office. But somehow they managed to get one of my favorite underrated SI swimsuit models  Hannah Ferguson for their cover. And trust me, this is one photoshoot you definitely don’t want to miss. And just in case someone already swiped it from your dentist, I’ve got the full thing for you below. Enjoy. » view all 13 photos

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Gabrielle Union Reveals The ‘Driving Force’ Behind Getting Married

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Gabrielle Union is basically an open book when it comes to her life, career, and loves.

Gabrielle Union Reveals The ‘Driving Force’ Behind Getting Married

Katie Holmes is All Wet!

Katie Holmes is washing the smell of Xenu right out of her hair on the December cover of Ocean Drive Magazine! Hit the jump for more pics and info…

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Krysten Ritter for Ocean Drive Magazine of the Day

I still don’t know who Krysten Ritter is, I just know that she’s one of those obscure actresses who pops up on random fan boards, and in the paparazzi, who has a totally engaged audience, who would go to the trouble of starting her own fan board….like she was in Twilight, or something equally engaging for people who have no friends and are into any accessible looking chick, because well, she’s accessible…and gives them hope of a better, less lonely tomorrow. I guess I could google her, but her bird face makes me not care…. Instead I will just post pics of her in Ocean Drive, probably looking better than she’s ever looked, but she’s still some grey area acrtress in her 30s, which as far as I’m concerned is a decade too old for anyone to be putting her in magazines, there are younger versions of her who can do the job better, but here are the pics anyway.

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Zoe Saldana Addresses Critics Who Say She’s Not “Black” Enough

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Zoe Saldana doesn’t care if you think her “Black” card should be revoked. The “Star Trek Into Darkness” star graces the cover of Ocean Drive…

Zoe Saldana Addresses Critics Who Say She’s Not “Black” Enough