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Adriana Lima for Ocean Drive of the Day

Adriana Lima hasn’t quit…and I guess with the power of Photoshop she doesn’t have to…cuz bitch knows how to pose proper, it is kinda all she’s done the last decade…working with the best hair, make-up, lighting and photography people….the miracles of the industry that hide the unfortunate harsh reality of child birth, aging and being of latin and native roots, that genetically want your cute round ass to look like it belongs on a corn tortilla eating mom of 12….dumpy as fuck…. But she’s pulled through, fitness, diet, million dollar contracts…plastic surgery…whatever it fucking takes to keep this bullshit going…. Now she’s in Ocean Drive..posing….looking matured, not yet rotten, maybe just a little ripe…but remember like with a banana…a ripe banana can still be made into a banana bread and banana bread is good as fuck… Adriana Lima…not quite banana bread…but still worth sticking your dick in…because she’s Adriana Lima… The post Adriana Lima for Ocean Drive of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana Lima’s Hot Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot of the Day

Adriana Lima hasn’t quit…and I guess with the power of Photoshop she doesn’t have to…cuz bitch knows how to pose proper, it is kinda all she’s done the last decade…working with the best hair, make-up, lighting and photography people….the miracles of the industry that hide the unfortunate harsh reality of child birth, aging and being of latin and native roots, that genetically want your cute round ass to look like it belongs on a dorito eating mom….cuz in catalog shoots…of the most boring half naked variety…she looks pretty fucking decent…and I am forced to remain a fan….at least for now…cuz I am staring at her tits….and nothing else about her really matters….except maybe pointing out how obvious it is that she’s hiding her stretch mark, sloppy, fucking mom stomach…you see cuz even Adriana Lima has major insecurities and flaws…and we can all thank child birth for that…cuz children are the root of all evil. Here are the pics..

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Bar Refaeli in a Slutty Bodysuit of the Day

Bar Refaeli posted a picture of herself in some kind of lace body suit that celebrates her thickness….I wouldn’t know why because like most Jewish people she hates me for not being Jewish…but more importantly she hates me for saying that if it wasn’t for the Holocaust, the establishment of Israel would have never happened, and thus her grandparents from different parts of the world would never have come together and make her in all her exotic glory…. The truth is I don’t find her all that hot anymore….not even when virtually showing off her body, and for some reason I get why she’s fucking Shaun White….and that is partially cuz he’s rich and rich guys get whatever they want…but also cuz she knows she’s not as hot as everyone thinks she is….but that’s probably not true…you see cuz I made it up….but Shaun White fucking this…even if on a pile of money…and we know how much she likes money….no racist….confuses me.

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Bar Refaeli in a Slutty Bodysuit of the Day

Candice Swanepoel, Bregje Heinen Radiate and Lais Ribeiro for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Here’s another lingerie campaign for the always creative, innovative, leaders at Victoria’s Secret….this is in no way lazy, repetitive, like every other shoot they have done the last 2 decades, because they figure they make billions, hot girls half naked is never boring, and overall…shit just works…and unfortunately…they are right…we are weak…and girls like Candice Swanepoel are worth jerking off to, even if they are in snowsuits on a webcam from the 90s, amazing in all weather conditions……I think they should step up there getting these bitches naked game…cuz they hold all the power…but they are the billionaires in this relationship…my opinion doesn’t matter…and I’ll steal their pics of half naked girls any fucking time…even if it’s been done and is played out….it is never really played out…

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Atlanta Native / We The Best Artist Jarvis & Waka Flocka In Studio Session

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Big shout to Jarvis stayin busy in the studio. Check out his lastest “Coppin The Best” ft. Waka Flocka

Atlanta Native / We The Best Artist Jarvis & Waka Flocka In Studio Session

Lauryn Hill Apologizes To Atlanta & Quotes Nicki Minaj

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Lauryn Hill’s recent concert at Center Stage in Atlanta started three hours late and was full of new arrangements of her classic songs that fans were unable to recognize. Hill recently sent the city an apology via Twitter. In the letter, Hill gives a nod to Nicki Minaj, who Irv Gotti once said was Lauryn’s rightful successor. ATL I had to come back. I’M HERE and excited for the opportunity to do what should have been done the last time. Starting off on the wrong foot can always be easily rectified by putting another foot down, especially in a ‘monster shoe’ (Nicki Minaj quotable). Come Again! Ms. Hill Part Deux Lauryn, or Ms. Hill as she’s billing herself these days, plays Center Stage again tonight (March 30). Source: Lauryn Hill’s Twitter RELATED: Lauryn Hill Announces Tour Dates For The Spring RELATED: Wyclef & Pras Make Peace In Haiti

Lauryn Hill Apologizes To Atlanta & Quotes Nicki Minaj

Lauryn Hill Apologizes To Atlanta & Quotes Nicki Minaj

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Lauryn Hill’s recent concert at Center Stage in Atlanta started three hours late and was full of new arrangements of her classic songs that fans were unable to recognize. Hill recently sent the city an apology via Twitter. In the letter, Hill gives a nod to Nicki Minaj, who Irv Gotti once said was Lauryn’s rightful successor. ATL I had to come back. I’M HERE and excited for the opportunity to do what should have been done the last time. Starting off on the wrong foot can always be easily rectified by putting another foot down, especially in a ‘monster shoe’ (Nicki Minaj quotable). Come Again! Ms. Hill Part Deux Lauryn, or Ms. Hill as she’s billing herself these days, plays Center Stage again tonight (March 30). Source: Lauryn Hill’s Twitter RELATED: Lauryn Hill Announces Tour Dates For The Spring RELATED: Wyclef & Pras Make Peace In Haiti

Lauryn Hill Apologizes To Atlanta & Quotes Nicki Minaj

Victoria’s Secret Summer 2011 Catalog of the Day

Victoria’s Secret released the pictures from their summer catalog and as expected it looked like every single other photoshoot they have done the last two decades, because I guess they have a winning formula, but more importantly because they know we’ll look at it under any circumstances and they don’t need to invest in big concept photographers, they can get away publishing pics taken by local kids with their cell phones at each of these beach settings and we’d still try to jerk off to it….so here are the pics, no different than before, exactly as expected, like an old friend you’ve come to know and trust to help you cum…if you know what I mean..

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Victoria’s Secret Summer 2011 Catalog of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Summer 2011 Catalog of the Day

Victoria’s Secret released the pictures from their summer catalog and as expected it looked like every single other photoshoot they have done the last two decades, because I guess they have a winning formula, but more importantly because they know we’ll look at it under any circumstances and they don’t need to invest in big concept photographers, they can get away publishing pics taken by local kids with their cell phones at each of these beach settings and we’d still try to jerk off to it….so here are the pics, no different than before, exactly as expected, like an old friend you’ve come to know and trust to help you cum…if you know what I mean..

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Victoria’s Secret Summer 2011 Catalog of the Day