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Bar Refaeli in a Slutty Bodysuit of the Day

Bar Refaeli posted a picture of herself in some kind of lace body suit that celebrates her thickness….I wouldn’t know why because like most Jewish people she hates me for not being Jewish…but more importantly she hates me for saying that if it wasn’t for the Holocaust, the establishment of Israel would have never happened, and thus her grandparents from different parts of the world would never have come together and make her in all her exotic glory…. The truth is I don’t find her all that hot anymore….not even when virtually showing off her body, and for some reason I get why she’s fucking Shaun White….and that is partially cuz he’s rich and rich guys get whatever they want…but also cuz she knows she’s not as hot as everyone thinks she is….but that’s probably not true…you see cuz I made it up….but Shaun White fucking this…even if on a pile of money…and we know how much she likes money….no racist….confuses me.

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Bar Refaeli in a Slutty Bodysuit of the Day

Candice Swanepoel, Bregje Heinen Radiate and Lais Ribeiro for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Here’s another lingerie campaign for the always creative, innovative, leaders at Victoria’s Secret….this is in no way lazy, repetitive, like every other shoot they have done the last 2 decades, because they figure they make billions, hot girls half naked is never boring, and overall…shit just works…and unfortunately…they are right…we are weak…and girls like Candice Swanepoel are worth jerking off to, even if they are in snowsuits on a webcam from the 90s, amazing in all weather conditions……I think they should step up there getting these bitches naked game…cuz they hold all the power…but they are the billionaires in this relationship…my opinion doesn’t matter…and I’ll steal their pics of half naked girls any fucking time…even if it’s been done and is played out….it is never really played out…

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Candice Swanepoel, Bregje Heinen Radiate and Lais Ribeiro for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Monika Pietrasinska Lingerie Shoot of the Day

I have no idea who Monika Pietrasinska…I googled this bitch and found nothing…I just know that these weird topless pics of her modeling lingerie for one of those really classy lingerie companies you would assume low level pornstars buy because it is affordable and the perfect level of trashy to maintain their whore image…. Based on her last name, I have to assume she’s Eastern European…based on her fake tits, I am going to assume she is in the sex trade, whether high class escorting or stripping…based on this post….I think I may want to date her and live out a Disney caliber love story with her…via my penis.

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Monika Pietrasinska Lingerie Shoot of the Day