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Adriana Lima for Ocean Drive of the Day

Posted on March 1, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Adriana Lima hasn’t quit…and I guess with the power of Photoshop she doesn’t have to…cuz bitch knows how to pose proper, it is kinda all she’s done the last decade…working with the best hair, make-up, lighting and photography people….the miracles of the industry that hide the unfortunate harsh reality of child birth, aging and being of latin and native roots, that genetically want your cute round ass to look like it belongs on a corn tortilla eating mom of 12….dumpy as fuck…. But she’s pulled through, fitness, diet, million dollar contracts…plastic surgery…whatever it fucking takes to keep this bullshit going…. Now she’s in Ocean Drive..posing….looking matured, not yet rotten, maybe just a little ripe…but remember like with a banana…a ripe banana can still be made into a banana bread and banana bread is good as fuck… Adriana Lima…not quite banana bread…but still worth sticking your dick in…because she’s Adriana Lima… The post Adriana Lima for Ocean Drive of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Aline Weber by Gilles Bensimon for Maxim of the DAy

Posted on July 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Aline Weber is a tall, Brazilian model who was born in 1989….she was in the movie A Single Man…where she played a student named Lois….but she is probably known for her high fashion modeling…in high fashion magazines…doing high fashion things – including getting naked enough for those of us not into porn, but into naked hot chicks…making her purpose that of pornography, but her career not one in pornography… So the interesting thing about her is that despite being a tall, Brazilian model…her name is German, she looks German and her family heritage is definitely German and who I’ll pretend was not raised by a Nazi War criminal family that escaped to South America for refuge after WWII..She’d be the third generation…all Aryan..and portuguese speaking. This is a shoot for Maxim, a magazine that is on a revival after struggling during the internet era that made magazines irrelevant, and they are taking the LUI magazine approach of hot pics by great photographers of hot girls who aren’t just gutter fame whore, but rather actual models.. It’s basically what Playboy is trying to do and failing at – because we only care about Playboy for the nipples, it was always high quality – except the trashy 2000s…. where as these pics for Maxim are actually edgy and maxim pushing concept from Maxim who used to produce crap….evolution…. The post Aline Weber by Gilles Bensimon for Maxim of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin’s Naked of the Day

Posted on July 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ireland Baldwin reminds us that not every girl who does TREATS! is a low level internet whore, looking for a sugar daddy….and that sometimes they get B List actors, and in this case a low level LA rich kid with famous parents who is trying to get her break in a world that her own cousin stole her glory after putting in all that work all those years ago…forcing her into some kind of depression, that ended up in a weird lesbian relationship, and it all stems from being the kid her dad famously called a little pig in voice mails her mom made public during the divorce. THANKS MOM AND DAD… That said, she’s a big girl with big tits and I like this direction her non-career- or personal brand is going – it’s like if beach shoots don’t work…get naked… I don’t have the uncensored pics since Ireland blocked me on all social media – more than once, she’s not a fan of my love for her…self destructive in a way that instead of working with me – she’ll work against me…but I’m sure they’ll come out eventually and no one, but me, will care…because this love is real. The post Ireland Baldwin’s Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter’s Ass Getting into a Car of the Day

Posted on July 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

That is one sloppy ass for an 18 year old…a sloppy ass you’d think she’d be ashamed of – but it’s not that era – it’s not the era of having shame – or being shamed – it is the the nudist / selfie / no to body shaming / be body positive / exhibitionist, especially when your parents whore you out. It’s the era of obesity being celebrated, hormones in the food, laziness and sitting on screens all day….so moon the fucking world – it makes you feel good about yourself – And the funny thing is that dudes are into this girl and are probably jerking off to this, like it’s hot and not like it looks like it belongs to a 40 year old mom. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter’s Ass Getting into a Car of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rob Kardashian Shares Rare Instagram Photo

Posted on September 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rob Kardashian has clearly learned a lot from Kim Kardashian. The world famous reality star has amassed the most Instagram followers of anyone alive by mostly focusing on one body part: her giant boobs . And now, with Rob slowly making his way back into the social media universe, the reluctant reality star is taking a similar tact online. He shared a rare picture of himself on Saturday, giving followers a look at his arm and writing as a seemingly random and mysterious caption, “Way off.” Kardashian disappeared from the Internet for nearly a year, following an argument with Kim during her wedding weekend in Europe last year. It was widely reported that Rob was ashamed of his weight, even joking himself at times that he knows he’s fat . But the arm above looks rather slimmed down, doesn’t it? It doesn’t look like it belongs to an especially obese individual. This goes along with new reports that Rob Kardashian is working out and doing well. Kris Jenner recently told Entertainment Tonight that her only son is “on a good path right now,” contemplating (we assume) how to make a lot of money off that path. But we’re just glad to see Rob proud enough of his body to show off parts of it once again. Unlike his sister, Rob may no longer have big boobs… but that’s a good thing.

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Ariana Grande "Problem" Single Drops: Listen, Watch Live!

Posted on April 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ariana Grande has dropped a new single, “Problem,” from the Nickelodeon star’s forthcoming sophomore album and featuring Australian rapper Iggy Azalea. The first track from the as-yet-untitled album, due sometime later this year, is an ode to letting go of one’s unworthy exes and instituting a no-scrubs policy. So to speak. Take a listen below and see what you think: Ariana Grande – Problem (ft. Iggy Azalea) As only she can (or at least only she and a few others can), Ariana Grande’s soaring vocals compliment a beat that feels like it belongs in the club. The Sam & Cat star’s debut album, Yours Truly and its mix of R&B and pop genres drew comparisons to Mariah Carey when it dropped last year. No pressure to repeat that with album #2, AG. As for Iggy Azalea, she spits mad game (and Jay Z references) throughout, proving that these two young faces joining forces is hardly a “Problem” at all. Watch Ariana perform it live after the jump: Ariana Grande – Problem (Live) Ariana is also collaborating with Chris Brown – for some reason – while the fate of her TV show seems a lot less certain than her rising musical career. Despite the success of its first season, Sam & Cat has not been renewed by Nickelodeon. Could that be related to the Ariana Grande nude photo scandal? Or her feud with Jennette McCurdy? Or the Jennette McCurdy scandal ? Or McCurdy’s beef with Nick? These girls and their scandals and beefs. Time will tell if they get Sam & Cat canceled or not, but you can tell us right now: What do you think of Ariana’s new single with Iggy Azalea? Discuss!

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Nina Agdal Showing Some Back Muscles of the Day

Posted on April 22, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Agdal decided to show off her fitness…and no one really cared, except me, but not because I respect a girl who is paid to be fit, who has a toned body, because she’s paid to be fit, or because I love muscle mass on bitches, because a muscular back is really only something a dude who likes dudes would be very into…since it’s not really all that feminine…at least not in this pose…I like it because her back means I don’t look at her dumb hooker face, a face that looks like it belongs in a home for full-retards, the kind of retard in a helmet drooling on his retard self….a face I tolerate because but her body, especially from the front, looks like it belongs in the bikini campaigns she books….. ALl this to say, Nina’s not all that hot, has a great body, and her back doesn’t turn me on, but if you have a back fetish, because you know that’s what you’d see fucking her from behind, if you weren’t lost her in asshole, it may be exciting to you…and that’s all I have to say about that, in fact, I’ve said too much…

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Cassandra Dawn Should be My Valentine of the Day

Posted on February 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am in love with CASSANDRA DAWN …and not just because it is Valentine’s Day…but because she’s serious hotness… I should be be writing her love poems…or romance novels…all on her instagram…because last time I checked…the instagram of bikini models is always where they fall in love…especially to someone as charming as me… It is Valentine’s Day after all…But instead I am more into crying about where my ice has gone wrong…and why I am writing about these babes…while married to something that looks like it belongs on a Dairy farm. This isn’t about me, it’s about Cassandra Dawn and her bikini photos…that are amazing..

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Coco’s Ridiculous Tits Walking the Dog of the Day

Posted on April 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Coco is ridiculous….some….mainly me… would call her a stripper clown…a term I use because I can’t think of a better way to describe this kind of novelty act….or novelty toy looking woman…. She has gone from stripper bitch…to stripper looking bitch who hasn’t changed her stripper way…except being more public with it…… She doesn’t need to be a trashy exhibitionist slut…showing off her implants and fat ass for a little attention…she’s got money, she lives the good life……. She just wants to be a trashy exhibitionist slut….she wants to expose herself like the cheap whore she is…and I don’t get it….because all the trashy whores I know do it cuz they have no choice or are lazy….while she does it cuz that’s who she is…it is her calling…her skill….her everything….her talent…all she knows and rich husbands or not…she’s not gonna stop…even if her overweight riduclpus ass and tits probably should…cuz they are just comical….even if I love staring at em cuz they are amazing on all fronts…and backs…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Upton in Some Beach Bunny Bullshit of the Day

Posted on April 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What a waste of Kate Upton’s breasts…Not to mention this Beach Bunny shit is tacky as fuck. I feel like it belongs on a trailer park wife…toothless and prostituting herself for a back of smokes while her husband is outback raping their kids….seriously….white fucking trash….. Kate Upton’s career has a 2 year window. The internet and her big 18 year old tits made her famous enough to get work…photoshop made people believe she’s gonna stay this shape…when historical evidence of similar bodies….scream obese by 30…..no…I can’t live in the moment…especially not when the bitch is in a seee through top but her nipples have been erased…while wearing white trash gear….this is a fail….a waste of her good years….before it all goes terribly bad…. PS – she’s not as hot as you think she is….

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