I haven’t done a post on Blake Lively in probably over a year, mostly because she stopped showing up in tight dresses 24/7 so she could go and have another kid, and I don’t like to reward that kind of selfish behavior here on Hollywood Tuna. Anyway, I’m happy to report that that’s all over now, and Blake is finally back to work showing off that MILF cleavage of hers in Glamour . It’s about time.
Sarah Hyland, the creepy Modern Family, who unlike Ariel Winter is not quite a wart faced troll, but rather a freak in her own right, of never aging, looking like some premature child, all small and weak and big headed…but people are into her…like they are into any of these celebs who are on TV…because they like that casting agents tell them who to like so that they don’t need to use their brains and come to their own conclusions… Well, thanks to fame whoring and attention seeking, trying to keep followers happy, Sarah Hyland knows to post them bikini good goods…it makes her matter more.. I like this look. The post Sarah Hyland Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Vanessa Hudgens has been working out, and has always been an exhibitionist, I mean one of the first with nude pics leaked, she knows how to whore herself out for attention or whatever it is that she does…now more than ever because she’s finally got fit and her body looks good – so there’s more reason to get this kind of content out there, plus it’s how they stay competitive in a world of naked bitches everywhere….so bring it.. I just find it sad, not because it is desperate, but because she’s not showing off her massive bush, that I know she’s capable of. I am a bush lover and when I know a girl has had bush, but doesn’t show off said bush anymore, because she probably waxed it off out of insecurity from being mocked by the BUSH haters…. It makes me sad, but then again, maybe I am just sad due to deeper rooted issues…yeah probably. The post Vanessa Hudgens and Friends in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Halle Berry looking a little older and fatter in the gunt is making people assume she’s pregnant, but I figure she’s too old to make babies, she must be 50 by now, and that freakish god complex, playing with nature thanks to fertility drugs is a very possible thing, I mean rich people are fucking weird egos and she’d probably want to produce as many kids as possible in her image…. BUt I think it’s more about liking food, slower metabolisms, body positivity and all ther other depressing shit that makes women go out there in tight dresses….with confidence… I guess it’s pretty typical for big tits, to have their belly slowly catch up to them….sad by true…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Halle Berry Pregnant in a Tight Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mariah Carey fell out of her expensive, engaged to a billionaire, despite being a 100 millionaire, heel….but like with her mental illness…she recovered enough to get the shoe back on and act like it never happened…but barely…because that’s what graceful old ladies in tight dresses that squeeze in their guts and make their tits explode…who look like street workers…but her are really top selling musical icons…marketed so well thanks to fucking the record label owner who believed in keeping the money in the family…despite being 100 years older than her…like good old fashion love stories should be…or is it like good old fashions stories of success in this patriarchy should be…I guess what I’m saying is that even with a Voice like Mariah’s, she still fucked her way to the top. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mariah Carey Falling in a Hooker Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You guys can stop trying to flush your laptops, because I just found out that Zendaya Coleman here turned 18 back in September. Which means you’re free to go ahead and enjoy these shots of the former (current?) Disney star. It also means that, despite all the screaming tweens, the 2014 American Music Awards are a real industry event and not some elaborate trap set by Chris Hansen like I previously assumed. Huh, I’m starting to think maybe I should’ve watched them after all. » view all 30 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
With all the hotness that Selena Gomez has been dropping lately, I’ve gotta say that I’m a little disappointed with her outfit choice for the American Music Awards . I mean, don’t get me wrong, I always dig seeing hotties stuffed into tight dresses, but Selena’s been putting on some pretty great cleavage shows lately and expectations were high. This was supposed to be a big night for the Little Tuna. And Selena too, I guess. Oh well. Better luck next year, everybody. » view all 29 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
What a waste of Kate Upton’s breasts…Not to mention this Beach Bunny shit is tacky as fuck. I feel like it belongs on a trailer park wife…toothless and prostituting herself for a back of smokes while her husband is outback raping their kids….seriously….white fucking trash….. Kate Upton’s career has a 2 year window. The internet and her big 18 year old tits made her famous enough to get work…photoshop made people believe she’s gonna stay this shape…when historical evidence of similar bodies….scream obese by 30…..no…I can’t live in the moment…especially not when the bitch is in a seee through top but her nipples have been erased…while wearing white trash gear….this is a fail….a waste of her good years….before it all goes terribly bad…. PS – she’s not as hot as you think she is….
I don’t find Jennifer Lawrence interesting or more importantly hot…but I am for watching girls do various things in tight clothing…whether it is dancing erotically….skipping rope….hullahooping….pretty much anything….They don’t have to be hot, famous, or sell out actors chasing the billion dollar franchise….they just have to be in tight clothes moving….I am perverted like that…. So today’s new obscure fetish is bitches doing Archery in tight dresses….that bitch demonstrating just happens to be an overrated billion dollar franchise acting who was once a real actor nominated for academy awards..if that counts as being a real actor…since it is all staged…. Enjoy…