I haven’t done a post on Blake Lively in probably over a year, mostly because she stopped showing up in tight dresses 24/7 so she could go and have another kid, and I don’t like to reward that kind of selfish behavior here on Hollywood Tuna. Anyway, I’m happy to report that that’s all over now, and Blake is finally back to work showing off that MILF cleavage of hers in Glamour . It’s about time.
Bar Refaeli is married now, so I assume that this is either a recent picture of her announcing at the pool party that she’s married…increasing her stock price, because people fucking love hot married chicks, it’s like they are unattainable, even though every married chick I know…is a fucking cheater, looking to feel hot, looking for scandal, passion and romance…even when they have kids…with total disregard for their husband who is at work…because thanks to the internet…all these motherfuckers are unloyal, self involved, assholes, looking to get fucked… I’m going to assume that it is from her bachelorette party, where she is celebrating her marriage, even though she’s been known as a cocaine loving, model, party slut for the last decade of her life…staying up all night in Tel Aviv…raging…all while Palestinians are being killed trying to reclaim their land…because she’s just that kind of girl… And what it comes down to is what a great fucking ass, the kind you can google and see the asshole of…but I’d suggest aiming for her pussy, because Jewish kids have it better, will be more successful, than non Jewish kids, so if you get any girl knocked up, make it a jewish one…not that that has anything to do with Bar Refaeli, she only likes billionaires and A-Listers…which you aren’t… The post Bar Refaeli Throwback Thursday Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
celeber.ru Chloe Grace Moretz is the jail bait favorite…who is 18…so you can freely jerk off to her full lips…like you did when she was 16…but it’ll be less exciting, or naughty…or daring…or illegal…you Jared Fogle motherfucker… I have said this before, but it still makes me laugh, and my life is fucking groundhog day, the same thing over and over and over again…and I only have so much to say about any and all issues…but the funny thing to me, as a Canadian,, where fucking 16 year olds is legal, and I don’t fuck 16 year olds, despite it being legal…because they are fucking annoying and what I assume, even in this porn era, shitty in fucking bed…and the novelty will wear off while driving them to high school within 3 minutes after you cum and realize how shitty you are as a dirtbag.. but AMericans, who aren’t allowed to fuck 16 year olds, go fucking NUTS for 16 year olds half naked….something Chloe Moretz is not…so you are probably over it already…but then again, she played a comic book character, meaning she’s set for life with pervert loser comic book weirdos everywhere… The post Chloe Grace Moretz in Nylon Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know as well as you do that Sharon Stone is not hot anymore. I just have a thing for bitches who cry in public, whether they are hot or not. I just like seeing some kind of crazy acting crazy….whether the tears are justified by the death in her family, or maybe further rejection from another casting director telling her she’s too old to work, or if she just looked at her haggard face in the mirror and got scared, or if she is just going through menopause….. I just like seeing a bitch lose her fucking mind cuz I know it’s probably over something totally insignificant, cuz bitches don’t know how to differentiate what is considered a real issue, or just their own over-reacting over nothing…. I do however care that when the crazy person in question is Sharon Stone and she’s wearing a short skirt and her legs are uncrossed and her career is pretty much backed into the fucking corner and sucking, she should try to re-visit her prime. So here she is emotionally unstable and not showing pussy. Pics via Fame