Soo Yeon Lee is a table tennis champion….and nude model….making her pretty fucking amazing to me…not because of the table tennis thing, although I like a girl with skill…but because she’s hot asian model…she goes by the name PINGPONGGIRL on instagram. You know her…. She’s a reminder that I have not lived life right, that one of my biggest regrets in life, is that I never banged an Asian woman…which is a pretty ridiculous concept, but I just don’t meet asians outside of the convenience store and the chinese restaurant I go to when drunk. I don’t know their inner scene, what badminton clubs they are part of, and even the really white ones who you are not as asian as you’d want them to be to live out your asian fetish….are too rich and smart to fuck with me….it’s a real fail…they are snobs…and I guess the only way to solve that is go to Asia where I can buy one for 20 dollars or less…SEE DREAMS DO COME TRUE> … This winner, Soo Yeon Lee, the Table Tennis Champion is fucking hot…think like all asians, with nice little tits and long legs, it’s like fuck…I love asian women as much as I love asian food…but I never get to eat them….like I eat asian food…they just don’t right swipe me on TINDER and that’s The post Soo Yeon Lee Ping Pong Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elsa Hosk is an old timer model because she’s pushing 30, but only a recent player in the Victoria’s Secret scene, probably in the last 3 years, which I guess in a 10 year career of a model is the equivalent of 10 years of her career, and really it’s the only years that matter, where she’s getting paid – because prior to VS she was doing titty photoshoots like a thirsty instagram girl…only in her case, it worked on a bigger scale than most instagram girls, who really only get sugardaddies out of the whole thing…. She’s at an event, apparently you can see a tit, I don’t see a tit, I see what looks like a trashy, old, tired, rough around the edges, Russian despite being Sweeden, Titty model that pulled a scam and got into VS because Candice wanted a break and this one looked most like her…but who knows…. Here are some of her lingerie pics for the Evil Panty Emperor….. The post Elsa Hosk Possible See Through to Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ali Michael is a hipster model who is constantly naked. She has never really hit that big – but she still exists and she still gets booked for editorials and campaigns…and she is still trying…. She’s just one of the thousands of interchangeable bitches….but in trying to break through…at 26….the chances are she’s as “at her peak”….as possible, but it is possible that the friends she’s made being a scenester means she may be involved in more….maybe movies…who knows it’s all so incestuous and repetitive..and it’s all based on who you know…and we can assume she knows or has known some important connected people in her 7 years doing this… This shoot has some nipple, I just like it because it is horror themed, which I am into and a whore in horror, how could you go wrong…at least as a spectator staring at pics of random girls I don’t know all day…like ME!! Hard to be a hater when you’re not the one putting in the work to make this magic happen, but not really…we call it being in the peanut gallery…I don;’t need to produce garbage to know it’s garbage…I just need to look at it and wonder why people bother producing shit like this…seems like a waste of time….. The post Ali Michael Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Greene is the fucking worst. I’ve heard all kinds of horror stories about this girl and her Florida trash moved to LA positioning. I don’t really care about how she got onto Twilight or who she’s fucked along the way, I just find it annoying that after publicly breaking up relationships like some young harlot, she turned to the Jonas Brothers who at the time were pretending they were virgins, and started campaigning for “Promise Rings” and virginity…all while not being that hot, or even believable, cuz anyone with a brain would have seen right through her and noticed the cum dripping down her leg from earlier that day.. The good news is that Fame is fleeting, and this bitch isn’t talent and doesn’t matter. She just barely knows how to strategically move and this Women’s Health video is shit…but you’ll probably like it because Twilight changed you fucking life, especially when you bought into her virginity – seeing as you were/are a virgin too….
Her name is Rockey Barnes . She’s an instagram model, that due to her instagram success, has managed to become a signed model, because modelling agencies are more into these instagram models than real models, because they are more affordable and have a fan base… Let’s face it, modelling is a joke, you just have to be decent enough looking, and it requires little to no effort to do… As long as you’re not fat, have some good instagram filters, you’re set and you can book jobs…and be the model you always wanted to be…even though you’re only 5 foot 3. I guess theoretically these models sell more bikinis than an actual model who you would get at the instagram model price of “Free trip to a tropical place and a hotel room”…. It’s the discount bargain basement of models…and I like it..because it’s a bit more grounded, desperate and lovely… That said, I heard she’s married…which kind of makes me hate looking at bikini pics of her… I’ve also emailed her 30 times and she never answers me. I hate her for that…. Pictures are by JCK PHOTO
Nina Agdal decided to show off her fitness…and no one really cared, except me, but not because I respect a girl who is paid to be fit, who has a toned body, because she’s paid to be fit, or because I love muscle mass on bitches, because a muscular back is really only something a dude who likes dudes would be very into…since it’s not really all that feminine…at least not in this pose…I like it because her back means I don’t look at her dumb hooker face, a face that looks like it belongs in a home for full-retards, the kind of retard in a helmet drooling on his retard self….a face I tolerate because but her body, especially from the front, looks like it belongs in the bikini campaigns she books….. ALl this to say, Nina’s not all that hot, has a great body, and her back doesn’t turn me on, but if you have a back fetish, because you know that’s what you’d see fucking her from behind, if you weren’t lost her in asshole, it may be exciting to you…and that’s all I have to say about that, in fact, I’ve said too much…
Heck No, Them Maid Roles Gotta Go! Just in case you didn’t believe her the first time she said it, Viola Davis is speaking up LOUDLY about how modern cinema needs to portray black people — as something other than maids and slaves! Via Salon.com : Viola Davis, nominated for an Academy Award and Golden Globe for her role as a maid in the Civil Rights Era-set movie, “The Help,” will most likely never play a maid again. She recently told CNN, “I’m tired of that,” explaining, “Me and Octavia [Spencer], Aunjanue Ellis, Roslyn Ruff – we all played maids in ‘The Help’ and it was fabulous. It’s a fabulous story because we were personalized and all of those things, but I think that people need to see an African American in the 21st century integrated in the life of this town and family who’s not in servitude.” Except that in “Beautiful Creatures,” the book that Davis’s next movie is based upon, her character Amma is, again, a maid. She told the Hollywood Reporter that “[Director] Richard LaGravenese forbade us from reading the book. He said, “Do not touch the book.” (Naturally, Davis then got the book). “I read half of it and then I put it down because Amma is a maid, and I just said, ‘Ok, there’s nothing I can learn from this.’ ” But then LaGravenese changed the character for the film adaptation, who became a hybrid of Amma and a local librarian who has magical powers. Davis called it “a total reimagining of the character,” and said that even though it veers from the original text, the change makes sense in the greater context of the movie: “I’m going to be confident and bold and say I like it because, listen, I understand and I respect the book and I think the book is wonderful but this is 2013 and I think that when black people are woven into the lives of characters in 2013, then I think they play other roles than maids. I think that that needs to be explored and I hope that the audience is willing to suspend their disbelief and embrace what Richard LaGravenese has given them.” The movie explores the budding romance between Ethan Wate (Alden Ehrenreich) and Lena Duchaness (Alice Englert), a mysterious newcomer with supernatural powers, set in a fictional South Carolina town. So basically she’s a maid who got promoted to a librarian with magic powers? AND they still made her wear dashikis — so is that really any better? We realize this is no joking matter and we’re glad Viola Davis has finally come to her senses. Black actresses have played enough maids for all time. They’ve also played enough hoes and dope dealers. When will Hollywood get the memo though?
I like Rihanna’s European shopping outfit…mainly because it is half naked…and would make the grocery store a hell of a lot more interesting especially on the overweight and elderly…cuz I’m a pervert and I like that kind of belly exposed…but I also like it because she’s a fucking gutter girl from the Islands who I’d expect in a Doo Rag cleaning hotel rooms…not because I’m a racist…but because that was her destiny before being a child prostitute with the right clients thanks to her Island being one of the more prestigious ones…and who really cares….just look at the pics.
‘See No More’ singer ‘got the reaction right away’ on debut solo single. By Jocelyn Vena Joe Jonas Photo: MTV News Joe Jonas seems to be getting all the support he needs from his fans as he embarks on releasing his solo album, Fast Life , this September. The album will be an intimate look at the inner monologue of the Jonas Brother. While it’s a bit of a scary process going at it without his brothers, he said fan feedback is making the transition a lot easier. “I was really excited,” he told MTV News about hearing fans’ comments. “I love the world we live in where you can know what people are thinking right away.” He added that while much of the response has been positive, he’s also cool with any criticism that might come his way. “I guess you like it and you don’t like it, but I like it because [my single] ‘See No More,’ when it released on iTunes, I got the reaction right away of what people are thinking.” The song’s video also got tons of feedback, but long before the video dropped, it took a little work getting it all together. “The video kind of came together with a concept I had using a house as a metaphor to show destruction of a heart or of the mind,” he explained. “The first director didn’t work out. I kept fighting to find the right treatment.” That right treatment put Joe in an “almost dream world with a house where the house is falling apart, the house is on fire, there’s explosions,” he explained. “And I’m a guy, so I was immediately really excited about that.” So, how does “See No More” co-writer Chris Brown feel about the release? “He’s really pumped for the song and he gave his support, which was really cool,” Jonas said. What do you think of “See No More”? Share your review in the comments below! Related Artists Joe Jonas Jonas Brothers
Haylie Duff tried to sex it up at Newport Beach Film Festival because it was the only Film Festival that was bottom feeding enough to let her be the special invited guest as no other actual movie stars would return their calls, while Haylie Duff had little else to do and was honored to be a part of the shit, since she’s been in movies despite lookin’ like a bootleg Sarah Jessica Parker, which isn’t saying much, because an actual Sarah Jessica Parker is hideous and I guess the real entertaining thing in all this was that she tied up her button down men’s shirt like some kind of slut improvising an outfit for her walk of shame to be less shamefull….in a Britney Spears first video kinda way…with a hell of a lot less impact..in fact shit was so bad my photoshop crashed 10 times when trying to resize these fuckers..but you probably like it because you like anything with breasts. Pics via Fame
