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While Paper-Plate Faced Trump Downs Kaepernick, Here He Is Mumble Rapping National Anthem [Video]

Posted on January 9, 2018 by Benny Hollywood

Here is a video of Trump 'singing' the #NationalAnthem .. He clearly doesn't know the words, yet he thinks Colin Kaeprnick is “a son of a bitch” for kneeling during that very anthem. #NationalChampionship pic.twitter.com/s0K8ZJCJdB — Remove Trump Now (@KaniJJackson) January 9, 2018 This guy is something else! Last night during his surprise appearance at the #NationalChampionship, Donald Trump seemed to forget the words to the National Anthem. Everyone knows the National Anthem, right? LOL Continue reading →

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Lets Ask Some… Life Questions With Cardi B.: Tupac, Biggie, Or Jay-Z? [Video]

Posted on January 9, 2018 by Benny Hollywood

NOISEY asked a tired looking Cardi B. about several choices in everyday life. Continue reading →

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Mara Teigen in Cheeki for Galore of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My friends at GALORE who don’t invite me to their exclusive star-studded parties – because I am a liability – but do let me post pictures I steal from their website without sending me lawyers letters – like so many other magazines who don’t appreciate my silly, drunken banter – put out these pics of instagram model Mara Teigen, who for some reason is ridiculously massive, even considered famous thanks to social media, though you’ve probably never heard of her, but who I always just assumed was the hotter sister of pug-faced Chrissy Teigen…who isn’t actually her sister..rocking her awesome ass in her Cheeki panties and I’m not mad at it…if anything I want to find the dirty panties on ebay where I would assume she’s selling them to subsidize her income, you know because being an instagram model isn’t ridiculously lucrative….

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Ashley Greene is Not Hot for Women’s Health of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Greene is the fucking worst. I’ve heard all kinds of horror stories about this girl and her Florida trash moved to LA positioning. I don’t really care about how she got onto Twilight or who she’s fucked along the way, I just find it annoying that after publicly breaking up relationships like some young harlot, she turned to the Jonas Brothers who at the time were pretending they were virgins, and started campaigning for “Promise Rings” and virginity…all while not being that hot, or even believable, cuz anyone with a brain would have seen right through her and noticed the cum dripping down her leg from earlier that day.. The good news is that Fame is fleeting, and this bitch isn’t talent and doesn’t matter. She just barely knows how to strategically move and this Women’s Health video is shit…but you’ll probably like it because Twilight changed you fucking life, especially when you bought into her virginity – seeing as you were/are a virgin too….

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Kerry Washington “No Make-Up” Tits of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kerry Washington didn’t wear make-up for this shoot for whatever magazine this is…but she did show off her tits so that you could really not fixate on the fact that she wasn’t wearing make-up – not to mention I have a hard time believing that she wasn’t wearing make-up – or at least shot in some soft light or proper lighting these pros know all about – or more likely that she wasn’t photoshopped to look a little less tired while remaining tired tired looking enough to claim she’s not wearing make up… I mean there are giant letters on her fucking head…it’s safe to say this has run through some image software…unless they tape that to her shit before shooting…and I guess none of that matters when showing cleavage… The good thing in all this is how insecure it will make all the make-up free women who don’t look anything like this without make-up…I like when the media does this unrealistic expectations thing…

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Cameron Diaz Pretty Topless Like She’s Not 100 Years Old on the Beach of the Day

Posted on March 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cameron Diaz is old and tired looking, but thanks to strategic uterus planning, she’s not as awful as should would be, if she wasn’t so into herself. You know there are two kinds narcissists, the ones who make babies because they feel their genes need to live on for generations to come…and the ones who can’t be bothered because they like partying, fucking, and doing whatever it is Cameron Diaz does, while pretending to still be a hot heartthrob ready for all the Romantic Comedy rolls thrown her way, without even realizing she’s looking kinda shitty…because she loves herself too much to notice that. I don’t know she’s hot enough, that she took the time to do what most women do, and make babies… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE CLICK HERE

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