The hate I get about calling Margot Robbie – who is clearly a big girl – a big girl – is actually funny to me – partially because people are so fucking pathetic that they think their opinion matters or that they think they are doing this bitch who doesn’t give a fuck about them a service by defending her honor or some shit – saying I’m crazy or that she’s not big – like they’ve been smothered by her during sex – like whoever it was who gave her this insane career – casting her in EVERYTHING…. I am just stating fact, how can fucking argue fact, it’s fucking images in front of our fucking faces and all I see is some kind of Gorilla from her Tarzan movie splashing around in the water in a bikini with some dude she fucks…. She’s the biggest star right now – and she’s big – in a world where big isn’t even considered big anymore so I guess that makes sense. That’s not to say she’s not humble, or cool, or fun, or eager, or someone who pinches herself thinking how amazing this life of hers is.. It’s just to say she’s fucking big, like wrestler big, like body builder if she worked out big….and I am not even saying it’s her fault…yet people will call me a faggot, or into boys, or twinks or whatever – all because I have a keen eye for spotting weirdly shaped women… The post Margot Robbie is a Gorilla on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
My friends at GALORE who don’t invite me to their exclusive star-studded parties – because I am a liability – but do let me post pictures I steal from their website without sending me lawyers letters – like so many other magazines who don’t appreciate my silly, drunken banter – put out these pics of instagram model Mara Teigen, who for some reason is ridiculously massive, even considered famous thanks to social media, though you’ve probably never heard of her, but who I always just assumed was the hotter sister of pug-faced Chrissy Teigen…who isn’t actually her sister..rocking her awesome ass in her Cheeki panties and I’m not mad at it…if anything I want to find the dirty panties on ebay where I would assume she’s selling them to subsidize her income, you know because being an instagram model isn’t ridiculously lucrative….
Bryanna Holly is an instagram model who got famous for fucking Brody Jenner… Brody Jenner is Bruce Jenner’s spoiled brat kid…who I’ve been told from various sources fucks underage girls….because he can get away with it. I guess no girl’s getting him arrested for fucking them, because like Bryanna Holly, they are using him to get to the next level…even when they aren’t that hot, or that talented, and more importantly, he’s pretty much a nobody…but apparently, his stamp of approval on their groupie asses alone, even though he’s totally insignificant as a person, is enough to get them booking lingerie and bikini catalogs…I mean that’s the whole reason bitch bought these tits…right… Who knows, who cares…bikini pics.
Camille Rowe is a good time…and I am just saying that because before she was imported from France to work for Victoria’s Secret, she was getting naked for fashion…not that naked is even considered being naked in France, their rocking and amazing bushes are practically pants, and nipples are considered shirts. It’s not like America there… So seeing her book this lingerie catalog, because she’s some kind of it girl, is ok, but I prefer to reference her struggle of paving the way for herself all of 6 months ago… WHEN NUDITY WAS INVOLVED …because pics of nudity are more fun than pics of lingerie…even if lingerie is more mysterious and sexy as a concept..we aren’t on our 20th wedding anniversary trying to repackage her naked body into something I want to fuck, we’re taking pics of a girl I’ve never met, and historically, when it comes to pics, I’ll always choose labia to seduce me… but here it is anyway..
We are straight… MEET the 23-year-old girl who’s growing a beard — and says she feels more feminine than ever. Harnaam Kaur, from Slough, suffers with polycystic ovary syndrome, which causes excessive hair growth. She was just 11 years old when it started appearing and she spent her teenage years desperately trying to remove it by waxing TWICE a week and covering her body in baggy clothes. The primary school teaching assistant endured vile abuse at school and strangers would stare at her on the street. Harnaam became so self conscious she refused to leave her house, except to go to lessons, and at her lowest point she began self harming and even considered taking her own life. But, at the age of 16, she finally found the courage to accept her facial hair after being baptised as a Sikh. The religion dictates that the body should be left in its natural state and body hair must be left to grow. The decision proved controversial with her family but Harnaam was determined to show that she was beautiful no matter what she looked like. Today, seven years on, she says she is more body confident than ever before and hopes her story will help other women in her situation. youtube
I don’t get invited to events…especailly not celebrity events…and if I was I doubt I’d go…even though crashing these things would probably put the site on the map…making me almost question my laziness…before remembering the site isn’t even considered PRESS or MEDIA if anything I’m a red flag and on the list of people not allowed in….bringing flashbacks of neglect when I was growing up and not invited to all the parties and dances cuz I was the loser who didn’t fit in…and that would make me sad, or angry or seek revenge…if I had emotion…or pride…or really even cared about much…or more importantly if I had a pussy…but instead I just focus on what’s important…the pussy. Either way, Alba and Romijn were at this event….and sure, they both look a little tired….a little older…a little more adult and motherly…but they both are still hot enough for me to stare at…especially when Alba wears her gothic, PVC, Leather, Mesh top dress that looks like she’s ready to get cummed all over in a fetish flick….and while Rebecca Romijn proves getting knocked up by the kid from “My Secret Identity” doesn’t have to ruin your 40 year old model ass or legs like marrying John Stamos ruined her dignity…. Here are the pics… ALBA: REBECCA ROMIJN STAMOS
You don’t feel as if he values you or your opinions, but you deal with it. He has habits that make your skin crawl at the mere thought of them. You love him, but you know that you’re no longer in love with him. The connection is gone but you’re still holding on. Why? Although I never claim to be a relationships guru, I have been in a few relationships. Some have been better than others, and quite frankly some lasted much longer than they probably should have simply because I wasn’t ready to let go. Not only had I grown apart from my significant other, I had almost grown to even detest hearing his voice; still I stayed, at least until I absolutely couldn’t take it anymore. Many women choose to stay in relationships that are not beneficial to them mentally, spiritually, or emotionally. Some choose to stay for financial reasons, which can be a factor, but should never be the total basis of a relationship; but other women choose to stay for reasons that they haven’t even considered because they’re not as obvious. While reasons for staying may vary, here are a few reasons women may choose to stay in relationships. Continued at MadameNoire.com
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