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Cameron Diaz Pretty Topless Like She’s Not 100 Years Old on the Beach of the Day

Posted on March 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cameron Diaz is old and tired looking, but thanks to strategic uterus planning, she’s not as awful as should would be, if she wasn’t so into herself. You know there are two kinds narcissists, the ones who make babies because they feel their genes need to live on for generations to come…and the ones who can’t be bothered because they like partying, fucking, and doing whatever it is Cameron Diaz does, while pretending to still be a hot heartthrob ready for all the Romantic Comedy rolls thrown her way, without even realizing she’s looking kinda shitty…because she loves herself too much to notice that. I don’t know she’s hot enough, that she took the time to do what most women do, and make babies… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE CLICK HERE

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Jessica Lowndes Useless Full Ass in Leggings of the Day

Posted on November 4, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I write Jessica Lowndes on twitter because she is the only celebrity who hasn’t blocked me on twitter….probably because she’s not a celebrity…but some Canadian who accidentally ended up on one of the shittiest TV show ideas, 90210 the next generation, because the first one wasn’t bad enough so they figured they’d bring it back to take up airtime, making me think the bitches on the shit aren’t even paid….cuz they sure as hell aren’t that hot….but I’m not picky… Anyway, I keep asking her how much the biggest shit she’s ever had weiged, and she doesn’t answer, but after realizing she’s got an ass like this, all filled to the brim, I’m gonna guess it weighed a lot…and unfortunately, I wasn’t there to witness it….

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Pink’s Manly Tit in Concert of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I make fun of Pink for her manly features all the fucking time, but the truth is I like her songs, I like her voice, it is almost angelic, but I’m only saying that because a bitch in a tight dress named Angel who I accidentally brought home one night, despite her raspy voice and adam’s apple, tied me to the bed one night and sang me lullabyes before making me suck on her pacifier, which actually turned out to be a massive cock. It wasn’t a high point in my life, but I kinda got in over my head, kinda like what happened with Pink’s costume designer, who came up with this concept without realizing she’d stick to it by sticking on pasties, and the whole gender bending weirdness is too much for me to really appreciate, if anything it just confuses me, but tit is tit even if tit is on a muscular mound attached to someone who may or may not have testicles… Pics via INF

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The Deep Throat Queen Will Amaze You Then Turn You Homo of the Day

Posted on October 16, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Seeing an old woman in clothes you’d expect on a young whore, sucking on a huge Dildo to show off the fact that years of sucking dick have destroyed any gag reflex she may have once had, is kinda funny at first before realizing that you have a useless dick that doesn’t take a gag reflex to deep throat, and before realizing she’s pretty fucking disgusting looking. I don’t think this will actually make you gay, but her talent is something only gay guys can really appreciate, because straight guys will be too busy not imagining their dicks in her mouth, cuz she looks like a grandmother – a dick sucking grandmother.

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