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Selma Hayek – Massive Tits – For a Film Festival of the Day

Selma Hayek was at a film festival, because she’s a famous Mexican actress who made it in America based on her talents alone, I mean that and her ability to be sexually harassed until she has to rat out her pervert aggressors after the money has long been in the bank, because these tits, that she’s very liberal with, and has been her whole career because she knew they were key tools in Mattering…..are seductive…but as we’ve learned…just cuz a ho is a ho is a ho – doesn’t mean we’re allowed to offer them career advancement for sex…even after they accept…but decide 10 years later it was a bad choice cuz it’s too far gone to go back on and take away from her.. All these people – nuts. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selma Hayek – Massive Tits – For a Film Festival of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elsa Hosk Skinny in a Bikini of the Day

The weirdest Elsa Hosk fact you’ll find on her wikipedia is: Though the media often notes her striking physical resemblance and nominal correlation to Queen Elsa from Disney’s 2013 film Frozen, she has denied the character was made in her image. Which makes sense considering she was a virtual nobody in 2013…I mean, I guess she was a Victoria’s Secret girl, or just starting out as one, since Victoria’s Secret is really all she’s done, except apparently a few GUESS? Campaigns… The second weirdest fact you’ll find on her wikipedia is that she was a professional basketball player in Sweden, before deciding to be a model…which I guess is the natural thing a fit and tall girl would do… I just assumed she was a nude model, doing nude shoots, which has always been my angle on her, nude model turned VS model thanks to photogs she shot nude with, to encourage women to shoot naked pics, to one day be VS models too but I think she’s actually like a Candice Swanepoel, only existent because of Victoria’s Secret…they have a way of recruiting the pussy like masterful pimps… I like her fit as fuck, skinny as fuck body….it’s good while in Costa Rica being a hippie surfer…and I like the skinny as fuck half naked as fuck body and I’d like to thank Victoria’s Secret for keeping up this unrealistic ideal of women, in an era where the fat and the weak whiners are trying to ruin that dream. The post Elsa Hosk Skinny in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Clap For Her: Zendaya Puts Magazine On Blast For Airbrushing Her Hips And Waist

Zendaya Slams Magazine For Retouching Hips Reason number 10,961 why we love Zendaya ! The singer and actress went on Instagram to reveal how she had to fight to have unretouched photos of herself used from a recent magazine profile: Had a new shoot come out today and was shocked when I found my 19 year old hips and torso quite manipulated. These are the things that make women self conscious, that create the unrealistic ideals of beauty that we have. Anyone who knows who I am knows I stand for honest and pure self love. So I took it upon myself to release the real pic (right side) and I love it

Zendaya Calls Out Magazine for Photoshop, Aims to Keep It Real

Zendaya Coleman is all about keeping it real. The young actress, who has never been afraid to speak her mind , has taken issue with the latest issue of Modeliste. The 19-year old jumped on Instagram early Wednesday to call out the publication for running an edited picture of her inside its cover this month. “Had a new shoot come out today and was shocked when I found my 19 year old hips and torso quite manipulated,” Zendaya wrote, posting side-by-side comparisons of the two images. The one on the right, above, is the original version; the one on the left has been Photoshopped. “These are the things that make women self conscious, that create the unrealistic ideals of beauty that we have,” Zendaya added. “Anyone who knows who I am knows I stand for honest and pure self love.” The magazine actually replied to Zendaya’s criticism and removed the pictures, prompting Coleman to write in response: “Thank you @modelistemagazine for pulling down the images and fixing this retouch issue.” Zendaya, of course, found herself at the center of another fashion-related scandal back when she wore her hair in braids on the Academy Awards red carpet… and  Giuliana Rancic took issue with the look .

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Nadine Leopold Models Lingerie of the Day

Nadine Leopold is some Austrian model, like Hitler, only probably more into killing fat girl self esteem with her celebrated skinny body, than killing Jewish people. You know all about the unrealistic body image and getting paid for it, instead of being about an aryan race and killing people off to make that Aryan race….but I guess being an elitist, top tier woman who I’ve never heard of is probably just as bad…and I’m only saying that because she’ll never have sex with me… She’s the face or body of some lingerie company, these are the pics, they bore me, as all this shit bores me, but one day I may get excited by this shit, and that’s why I keep going.. The post Nadine Leopold Models Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Grey’s Anatomy Season 11 Episode 15 Recap: EARTHQUAKE ALERT!

Meredith went streaking on Grey’s Anatomy Season 11 Episode 15 . No, she didn’t pull a Will Ferrell in Old School, but our favorite surgeon found her amazing track record of perfect surgeries in danger due to the force of Mother Nature. She had no botched a procedure since November 14 (yes, the day Derek left), completing 89 in a row successfully, including 22 traumas. Watch Grey’s Anatomy Season 11 Episode 15 Online And when Meredith resuscitated a crashing teen, she wanted to celebrate because her kids were doing well and her career was taking off. But she really wanted to call Derek. So she did. And a woman answered. A woman who would not identity herself. YOU BETTER NOT BE CHEATING, DEREK! Elsewhere, Owen answered a desperate phone call soon after the earthquake hit. It was from an 11-year old named Ruby whose mother was badly injured. With the help of Richard, he and Amelia were able to talk the little girl through surgery (?!?!?!?), saving her mom from suffocating. Later on, the parent and her child arrived at Grey Sloan by chopper to thank Owen. Afterward Amelia and Owen celebrated by getting it on in an on-call room. (OOOOH, YEAH!!!!) Maggie, meanwhile, got trapped in an elevator with radiologist named Ethan. She then teamed with Callie to treat an old dude who got hurt having sex and Callie talked some sense into her friend. Of course she should go out with Ethan! 13 Unrealistic TV Shows We Love Anyway 1. Full House Alternate title: Three men and three little ladies. Don’t even pretend you never wished for an Uncle Jesse of your very own. 2. The Walking Dead View Photo Zombie. Apocalypse. Need we say more? 3. Revenge We’re basically tuning in to Revenge for Emily Thorne’s wardrobe. No one’s closet is THAT fabulous in real life. 4. The Bachelor View Photo So Sean Lowe MIGHT HAVE been successful at finding love on The Bachelor, but let’s be real. We watch this unrealistic show for the trainwreck-crazypants drama that unfolds every season. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. The Bachelorette View Photo Much like it’s male-driven counterpart, The Bachelorette is a cause for much Monday night rubbernecking as we tune in to see if that season’s woman will find love. The hopeless romantic inside us hopes she does. 6. ALF He’s an alien from Melmac who eats cats. We love him anyway. 7. Days of Our Lives How many times can one person get married? Is a person really dead if there’s no body? (No.) And yet? We tune in religiously. 8. Friends It’s totes possible to live in Manhattan and survive on a coffeehouse waitress salary. Yep. totally. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Dawson’s Creek DAWSON’S CREEK IS TOTALLY REAL LIFE AND YOU WILL NEVER CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE! 10. 24 How many times does Jack Bauer have to save the President and the country before we believe he’s maybe NOT a terrorist? Sheesh! We’re so ungrateful. 11. Boy Meets World It’s so great to solve all your problems in 30 minutes or less just by talking to your high school principal. 12. The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Vampires. Werewolves. Hybrids. Doppelgangers. Witches. Magical Miracle Babies. Elijah Mikaelson. Damon Salvatore. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Grey’s Anatomy View Photo Medical dramas are among the most unrealistic of the unrealistic and we love them anyway. (What’s not to love, really?) The End. Up Next: ” 13 Unrealistic TV Shows We Love Anyway .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… So she found him in that same elevator and accepted his invitation toward the end of the hour. Elsewhere, as you’ll see when you watch Grey’s Anatomy online , the following took place: Ben opened up, in a broad manner, about his transitioning sister and apologized to Bailey for having been such an idiot about it all. A note from Dr. Herman revealed that she was busy at the blind institute “learning how to not bump into things.” Where will this all go on  Grey’s Anatomy Season 11 Episode 16 ? We’ll be tuning in next Thursday to find out.

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Kerry Washington “No Make-Up” Tits of the Day

Kerry Washington didn’t wear make-up for this shoot for whatever magazine this is…but she did show off her tits so that you could really not fixate on the fact that she wasn’t wearing make-up – not to mention I have a hard time believing that she wasn’t wearing make-up – or at least shot in some soft light or proper lighting these pros know all about – or more likely that she wasn’t photoshopped to look a little less tired while remaining tired tired looking enough to claim she’s not wearing make up… I mean there are giant letters on her fucking head…it’s safe to say this has run through some image software…unless they tape that to her shit before shooting…and I guess none of that matters when showing cleavage… The good thing in all this is how insecure it will make all the make-up free women who don’t look anything like this without make-up…I like when the media does this unrealistic expectations thing…

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Mellisa Clarke Topless for Page 3 of the Day

Mellisa Clarke is some small titty Glamour model who I guess they threw into the mix to fuck with our expectations of Glamour models, you know to stir the pot and piss off any of the big titty lovers, or maybe to settle some law suit or hate mail they were getting from girls with small tits, probably lesbians, who felt that Page 3 was objectifying women, and they were planning a protest, as lesbians do, to put an end to their unrealistic expectations of women, using women who have unrealistic sized tits, because they are usually not real….and you know what, I’m kinda into it…but then again, I have consistently been more into girls with smaller tits over the years, because they just usually come as a tighter package. Every girl I’ve met with big tits, just has a looser, wider set vagina…a dumpier ass, and a shitty stomach…while tight tone girls with perky tits, are just more athletic and better to fuck…I mean the only time I’m really into huge tits is getting a lap dance cuz I can’t stick my dick in the dumpy bitch, and the black light and my alcoholism makes them perfect enough for me to play with their tits like an autistic kid playing with rocks in the park….if you know what I mean…all overly excited and aggressive about it…either way, here are the pics.

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Kanye West Posts Long Blog On Creativity, Alexander McQueen And More

‘For me the hardest thing is to ‘just’ agree and that is what sparks creativity,’ West writes. By Jem Aswad Kanye West Photo: Stefania D’Alessandro/ Getty Images Kanye West relaunched his Web site last week, and while the first day only featured his “Coldest Winter” video and an arty photo of his girlfriend Amber Rose, it’s filled out recently and on Tuesday (March 2), he posted one of his long all-caps blog entries, rendered even more difficult to read (and cut-and-paste) by his new site’s format. Titled “Creativity,” the post finds Kanye musing on his own past, deaths in his family, the recent death of designer Alexander McQueen (of whom West was a big fan) and much more. “I’m on the plane listening to [his 2004 debut LP] to The College Dropout, ” the post reads in part. “It brings back so many memories.” He then talks about the deaths in his family since that time, and the early days of his career. “We were the underdogs,” he continues. “I never feel like I’m not the underdog. I never felt completely comfortable. I’m tormented by the need to create. With the loss of McQueen I feel like we lost one of the faces of modern creativity’s Mount Rushmore. … Maybe McQueen felt his job was done because his last collection was the greatest of the decade. We are all so hurt. I know we’re selfish because he brought us so much joy and inspiration. I know how it feels when the night demons come. We can’t let them control our hands and feet. … I was blessed with the opportunity to bring my and others dreams to life. It’s like performing magic or something. It’s surreal. We bring the unrealistic to reality. … When I wake up in the morning and brush my teeth and look in the mirror it’s like I see Michael [Jackson, presumably] and my mom and Malcolm [X, presumably] … Who’s that African in the background Mom? Oh, he created the original layouts for the pyramids, but he was written out of the history books and his MTV award was given to ‘Aliens.’ … Everything is an opinion. The way you dress is an expression of your opinion. Your religious beliefs are your opinion. The music you turn up loud is your opinion. For most people it’s easier to just agree. For me the hardest thing is to ‘just’ agree and that is what sparks creativity. The feeling that something can be better, the feeling that something’s missing, the feeling that something’s needed.” What do you think of Kanye’s post and his new Web site? Let us know in the comments below! Related Artists Kanye West

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