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Elsa Hosk Skinny in a Bikini of the Day

The weirdest Elsa Hosk fact you’ll find on her wikipedia is: Though the media often notes her striking physical resemblance and nominal correlation to Queen Elsa from Disney’s 2013 film Frozen, she has denied the character was made in her image. Which makes sense considering she was a virtual nobody in 2013…I mean, I guess she was a Victoria’s Secret girl, or just starting out as one, since Victoria’s Secret is really all she’s done, except apparently a few GUESS? Campaigns… The second weirdest fact you’ll find on her wikipedia is that she was a professional basketball player in Sweden, before deciding to be a model…which I guess is the natural thing a fit and tall girl would do… I just assumed she was a nude model, doing nude shoots, which has always been my angle on her, nude model turned VS model thanks to photogs she shot nude with, to encourage women to shoot naked pics, to one day be VS models too but I think she’s actually like a Candice Swanepoel, only existent because of Victoria’s Secret…they have a way of recruiting the pussy like masterful pimps… I like her fit as fuck, skinny as fuck body….it’s good while in Costa Rica being a hippie surfer…and I like the skinny as fuck half naked as fuck body and I’d like to thank Victoria’s Secret for keeping up this unrealistic ideal of women, in an era where the fat and the weak whiners are trying to ruin that dream. The post Elsa Hosk Skinny in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Taylor Hill’s Racy Skimpy Bikini of the Day

Taylor Hill is some All-American looking Victoria’s Secret model, who like all the other Victoria’s Secret models, is tall and skinny the way a woman who gets paid to showcase her body should be…I mean she’s getting paid to be hot, that’s the single thing she’s being paid to do, to be a fat lazy pig about it, would be the equivalent of being some middle of the road call center girl, who hates the idea of working…but loves her cats, ice cream and the idea of a romantic getaway one day…. What I am saying is that unrealistic expectations aren’t that unrealistic, when you can clearly see it exists, and if girl wants that million a year to just be herself in images, she sure as hell better have a million dollar body…that she works on… These fat girls move in, like fat girls trying to get a piece of every fucking pie, hence why they are fat…and they try to overthrow what we are into…because they aren’t part of it…cuz they are too lazy to eat well and exercise…. So seeing Taylor Hill in her bikini is great, especially since it’s a skimpy, tight fitting, one size too small even bikini jacked up in her twat that showcases her pussy I dig it…but wish I was digging it out with my teeth.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Hill’s Racy Skimpy Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Eva Longoria ANUS of the Day

The highlight of skimpy bikini bottoms the girls, or in this case the old washed up women are wearing, is that when they bend over, you can see the ring around their asshole, the shit stain, or darker rim thanks to not anal bleaching, that like most assholes is bigger than the girl realizes, because she probably doesn’t spend the day looking at her asshole..and never have I been asked by a woman “can you see my anus in this”…but sometimes, if you’re lucky, you can… This is the ANUS pic I was looking for yesterday. It Happened. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Eva Longoria ANUS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alexis Ren is Alright of the Day

As much of a con as Alexis Ren and her gang of followers, her insane amount of followers, and not all dude followers, because girls believed in her hot body in a hot young romance with some gay guy she traveled the world and adventured with, because the world are fucking morons….and buy into anything…. She’s pretty fucking good, especially in this dance video, like what the fuck is the point of this dance, clearly, that doesn’t matter, there doesn’t need to be a point, it’s basically philosophy…just move seductively in a skimpy bikini and we’re good…marketing is just that simple…thank god for that…at least for her and all the other dumb hot girls who otherwise wouldn’t stand a chance in the world…but booty grinding half naked…they got that on lock…good god…this is good. The post Alexis Ren is Alright of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Farrah Abraham’s Staged Bikini Pics to Remind You She Exists of the Day

In case you were wondering – SEX TAPE SQUIRTER Farrah Abraham is still crying for attention…because I guess her SQUIRTING IN A SEX TAPE is losing traction and she’s pulling whatever she can to make more money…before filming a new one….which we all know is going to happen…and that I know I’m ready for cuz THE FIRST SEX TAPE was awesome… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Hayden Panettiere’s Bikini Pics of the Day

Hayden Panettiere wore a skimpy bikini in Miami….all poppin’ her booty out like this was a hip hop video…and it wasn’t as horrible as you’d expect, or as horrible as I’d expect, because Hayden Panettiere always creeped me out. I fear trolls. She was built like a shit house, with shoulders you’d be scared to wrestle, but now they have a set of fake tits attached to them….balancing them out… Bringing her from circus freak you’d expect to see filling up a small car with her other clown buddies….to girl filling up a skimpy bikini bottom….a better strategy for everyone involved. I endorse these pics. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Thaiz Schmitt is Awesome on the Beach of the Day

Thaiz Schmitt that you don’t need to be pretty….or beautiful…or talented…or relevant…or really an anybody…to get noticed by the paparazzi…you just need to be wearing a skimpy bikini….obviously…I’ve never heard of this chick, but realized I don’t need to hear about these chicks to love looking at them in pics wearing bikinis…crawling around and working it like it’s some kind of softcore photoshoot….because I think it’s safe to say…I’d watch any and every girl do that….and it doesn’t even have to be in paparazzi pics…I’m perfectly fine with facebook albums and instagram uploads….cuz every vagina deserves to be masturbated to at least once. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Emma Watson Has a Tight Shirt on of the Day

I am not interested in Emma Watson, so I was debating not to bother posting this pic she posted of herself in a tight shirt, but then I remembered that her fan base, is probably the kind of virgin loser who visits this site, bu more importantly, probably the kind of virgin loser who cums himself when seeing pics of a girl in a tight shirt…especially when that girl is his dream girl he pretends he is married to every night before bed.

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Jojo is Pretty Intense in this Smutty Self Shot Pic of the Day

I’ve mocked JoJo for being some kind of fat chick with Jungle fever, who threw her pop career away to get fat for her black boyfriend, but I guess the money ran out, or she figured she had another hit in her, not that she ever had a hit, I just assume she did, because why else would people care about her, especially during her fat years, where she was mistaken for being some jailbai people wanted to fuck, something that I didn’t understand….but look at her now…hot and taking self pics….I may have to support her movement….at least I will if things stay like this…

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Candice Swanepoel Hot in Muse Summer 2012 of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is pretty fucking substantial….as much as I try to make fun of her being HIV positive, despite being white South African, and thus rich South African and not HIV positive South African, even though she was exported from South Africa like a blood diamond she is, all valuable and cut….I just always fail….because she always wins….and makes me a weak man….I am just mesmorized by her everything….photography tricks or not…. If the Muse pics bore you – I don’t see how they can – but You Know All Fashion High Fashion and thus homo – here’s a video of her on the beach – I love her.

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