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Taylor Swift vs. Karlie Kloss of the Day

Posted on February 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is a really weird way to have your coming out party, but then again I had friends at the Sam Smith Grammy After Party, who told me that she was with a dude, or multiple dudes, reminding us all that everything she does is for effect, calculated for her image, to make the public buy into her nonsense. It is possible she scissors with Karlie Kloss, but I think it is more of a ego thing, where she just finances Karlie Kloss’ life, and plays with her like a real life puppet. But then again, you never know, maybe they just have a tall girl bond and us non-tall girls will never get it. I just know Vogue doing this, was clever and I guess it is the classy way you’d expect a massive fashion magazine to try to be scandalous. It’s a better strategy than a spread eagled and obese Kim Kardashian. It’s like make a Jimmy Fallon style video and roll with it….leave a little mystery…make us imagine the scissor but not experience the scissor…I get it. Here are the pics… Here she is in a new music video…. The post Taylor Swift vs. Karlie Kloss of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kaley Cuoco in a Push Up Bra of the Day

Posted on August 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess unlike THIS DUDE , Kaley Cuoco takes her break-ups a little less seriously. Instead of climbing electric towers, to prove a point that “she will do anything for love”…only to get electrocuted and fall off the tower and dying…she puts on a cleavage shirt and a push up bra, unless those are implants and poses with other dudes on twitter, to get a little buzz going, to get people talking, and to piss off her ex, who probably doesn’t care, because they dated for a week, but for some reason everyone talked about it – like they mattered….because they are on TV and in AMerica, I guess that means they do matter.

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Drunk Russian Squirrel of the Day

Posted on August 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Homosexual hating Russia, the hosts of this year’s winter Olympics go in so hard that they even get their squirrels drunk. Apparently, a dude leaves vodka out for the squirrel every night and it gets pass out drunk. I think it’s a better strategy than the American south, where they shoot their squirrel and eat them for dinner, but it’s still fucking ridiculous…even if it proves that this squirrel and me have a lot in common, I guess booze is just so amazing and that love of booze brings us together. It sees no borders, color, race, religion, cree, or species…it’s just that good….

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Kate Moss Modelling Shoes of the Day

Posted on June 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t have a foot fetish, or a shoe fetish, if anything, I find that shit just weird as fuck. It makes me uncomfortable. I figure all fetishes stem from some getting molested by your uncle or camp councillor or priest place….. It just can’t be healthy or beneficial to be into one specific thing obsessively for sexual purposes. It is creepy…. I mean there are people out there who can only get off to a girls feet, and even some people who can only get off to fucking a girl’s shoe… I think a better strategy is to just be a general pervert who likes all things and makes them sexual even when they aren’t, especially when those things are Kate Moss, being all old and used up like a cummed on rag in the corner of your bedroom you haven’t washed in years…she’s just that good.

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Hayden Panettiere’s Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on May 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hayden Panettiere wore a skimpy bikini in Miami….all poppin’ her booty out like this was a hip hop video…and it wasn’t as horrible as you’d expect, or as horrible as I’d expect, because Hayden Panettiere always creeped me out. I fear trolls. She was built like a shit house, with shoulders you’d be scared to wrestle, but now they have a set of fake tits attached to them….balancing them out… Bringing her from circus freak you’d expect to see filling up a small car with her other clown buddies….to girl filling up a skimpy bikini bottom….a better strategy for everyone involved. I endorse these pics. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Half Naked for a Stndrd Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This whole Jennifer Love Hewitt deciding to get in shape and find her sex appeal at 35 is really strange to me….I guess what happened was that her ego couldn’t handle being laughed at in her late 20s and early 30s when she constantly got dumped from her boyfriends/fiances as she progressively got fatter….and she had to prove us all wrong…and remind us what her life in the industry is all about…but it would have been such a better strategy, if she was playing the role of the hooker when she was 22, you know when we really would want to see her half naked…but instead she was in high demand and the most she’d give us was some cleavage, like some good little christian…. I guess the life lesson is….if you forget about busty babes, they’ll turn fat and come back harder than ever to prove that they haven’t lost whatever they once had….and I guess I can’t complain about that….but I am sure I can find a way…like focusing on her being chubby, not toned even after photoshop at her best angles, without showing off her cankles…and 100 fucking years old….but I’m still into her being a fragment of what was….

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Kelly Brook Modeling Lingerie of the Day

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These pictures of Kelly Brook are no different than other lingerie pics of Kelly Brook, they are however a lot different than THESE PICS OF HER VAGAIN STICKING ITS TONGUE OUT AT US LIKE IT IS A MINI DICK ….. She’s old, but has huge tits, and can be photoshopped into looking alright, younger, less fat, maybe even ethnic….and totally like she didn’t have an abortion a few years back cuz she figured riding the success was a better strategy for her….success that all stems from her huge fucking tits…. Good times…

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Amanda Seyfried In a Jumper of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As boring as Amanda Seyfried is, she’s got a really hot little body…She’s got tits, an ass, and a small little frame…and that’s probably why she’s so boring cuz she knows she’s got it going on and that she doesn’t need to shower, dress up, or pull stunts to stay interesting, cuz everyday she sees herself naked, it’s a reminder, that she’s got nothing to fucking worry about ever….. Here she is in a jumper, some may say she’s channeling her inner toddler but when I see jumpers, I don’t think little kids, I think of a fabric that is touching pussy, asshole and tits all at the same time…that usually ends in a cameltoe…making it one of the more perverted articles of clothing….

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Samaire Armstrong Reminder of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This girl was on a show called the OC, I think she played a lesbian…..but I don’t remember, I only watched one season and that was back when I used it as material to seduce college girls cuz I knew they were all up on the shit hard. I do remember my friend was all about this one. He was convinced she was going to be a big star, the next Lohan, and maybe he’s right, sure not in Hollywood or as an actor, but we have no idea how popular she is in her circle of meth addicted peers at the homeless shelter or house she’s squatting in with a bunch of other teenage runaways she likely shares her clothes with….. All this to say, she looks like real shit….and luckily teenage runaways are a fetish of mine cuz they are so broken and easy…and no matter how much they smell, they are soft and not used to real life and they almost never say no to a hot meal no matter how long it takes you to cum…..innocence, such a fun thing to take part in taking…hey don’t blame me, I’m not her father she’s running from….I only know her from the corner post traumatic upbringing….

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Nicole Trunfio Erotic for Fashion of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Nicole Trunfio , she’s some low level model trying to get ahead from Australia, and she’s doing it by constantly being in these half photoshoots, sure, this one’s not her best work, cuz I can’t see her nipple, but she’s good and has a pretty smart level of intelligence when it comes to her career, cuz if you look like this, and you’re not using your body to get ahead so that you don’t have to work an office like a fucking drone, you’re in a good place….that’s why I promoter her, cuz I’m ready for her to hit the big times….but a better strategy, woulda been to ignore her and wait for her desperation to lead to a porn career, oh well…I’m not good at this shit…If I was, maybe I wouldn’t be planning my retirement living as a homeless man…..cuz it’s all I can afford..

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