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Audrina Patridge Is Proving Her 15 Minutes Aren’t Up Just Yet!

Because Audrina Patridge never met a red carpet she didn’t like, here she is running out the clock on her 15 minutes by attending the premiere party for NBA 2K14 . I’m not sure how Audrina even finds out about these C-list events in order to show up to them, but I have a theory: she’s like Beetlejuice, say her name three times on a red carpet and she magically appears. Feel free to go ahead and test it out in your bedroom when you get home. It’s worth a shot, right? » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Audrina Patridge Is Proving Her 15 Minutes Aren’t Up Just Yet!

Audrina Patridge Is Proving Her 15 Minutes Aren’t Up Just Yet!

Because Audrina Patridge never met a red carpet she didn’t like, here she is running out the clock on her 15 minutes by attending the premiere party for NBA 2K14 . I’m not sure how Audrina even finds out about these C-list events in order to show up to them, but I have a theory: she’s like Beetlejuice, say her name three times on a red carpet and she magically appears. Feel free to go ahead and test it out in your bedroom when you get home. It’s worth a shot, right? » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Audrina Patridge Is Proving Her 15 Minutes Aren’t Up Just Yet!

Gwyneth Paltrow in her Bra for her New Movie of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow is in a movie where Mark Rufalo and his silly sounding voice is a sex addict trying to have a normal relationship after a bunch of years of sex addiction sobriety…in what I guess is an attempt for both of them to have a little “independent” film work in efforts to legitimize their billion dollar Action movie Avengers selling out… Well the trailer dropped and I guess it was only natural that from a production that made the ill decision of casting Gwyneth Paltrow, more bad decisions would follow, like getting her 40 year old mom body in lingerie, and worse…putting it in the trailer, so people like me post about it – pointing and laughing, even though I’d probably mouth fuck her underwear whether it was on her or not, so hard and long that it would dissolve from the moisture.. Well, I guess shit got me talking, proving yet again that marketing to men is pretty easy..it just takes a little half nakedness. Here’s the trailer

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Kate Moss Modelling Shoes of the Day

I don’t have a foot fetish, or a shoe fetish, if anything, I find that shit just weird as fuck. It makes me uncomfortable. I figure all fetishes stem from some getting molested by your uncle or camp councillor or priest place….. It just can’t be healthy or beneficial to be into one specific thing obsessively for sexual purposes. It is creepy…. I mean there are people out there who can only get off to a girls feet, and even some people who can only get off to fucking a girl’s shoe… I think a better strategy is to just be a general pervert who likes all things and makes them sexual even when they aren’t, especially when those things are Kate Moss, being all old and used up like a cummed on rag in the corner of your bedroom you haven’t washed in years…she’s just that good.

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Clemence Poesy topless in the bedroom

Clemence Poesy is a really pretty actress and one that we think you would definitely want in your bedroom and here she is topless showing off her lovely boobs on camera Continue reading