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Amanda Seyfried In a Jumper of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As boring as Amanda Seyfried is, she’s got a really hot little body…She’s got tits, an ass, and a small little frame…and that’s probably why she’s so boring cuz she knows she’s got it going on and that she doesn’t need to shower, dress up, or pull stunts to stay interesting, cuz everyday she sees herself naked, it’s a reminder, that she’s got nothing to fucking worry about ever….. Here she is in a jumper, some may say she’s channeling her inner toddler but when I see jumpers, I don’t think little kids, I think of a fabric that is touching pussy, asshole and tits all at the same time…that usually ends in a cameltoe…making it one of the more perverted articles of clothing….

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Samaire Armstrong Reminder of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This girl was on a show called the OC, I think she played a lesbian…..but I don’t remember, I only watched one season and that was back when I used it as material to seduce college girls cuz I knew they were all up on the shit hard. I do remember my friend was all about this one. He was convinced she was going to be a big star, the next Lohan, and maybe he’s right, sure not in Hollywood or as an actor, but we have no idea how popular she is in her circle of meth addicted peers at the homeless shelter or house she’s squatting in with a bunch of other teenage runaways she likely shares her clothes with….. All this to say, she looks like real shit….and luckily teenage runaways are a fetish of mine cuz they are so broken and easy…and no matter how much they smell, they are soft and not used to real life and they almost never say no to a hot meal no matter how long it takes you to cum…..innocence, such a fun thing to take part in taking…hey don’t blame me, I’m not her father she’s running from….I only know her from the corner post traumatic upbringing….

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Charlize Theron’s Sex Eyes Still Look Hot of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love Charlize Theron. Even when she plays white trash serial killer I can still get off to her, not that I’ve got off to anyone in the last few years, but the memories are pretty fucking fond. If I knew fucking my wife at her fattest would have given me post traumatic stress making me unable to fuck anymore, I probably would have played things out a little differently, but the good news is that this new found pent up sexual energy has made me one of the biggest perverts on the internet, the kind of guy who can look at pictures of a hot South African slut who’s probably pushing 40 posing on a red carpet and visualize a bitch on her bed masturbating thanks to her facial expressions, and that’s some serious fucking issues, probably comparable to some of you virgins who think you are dating celebrities cuz you found a picture of them winking at the camera and you’re desperation makes you delusional and think she’s winking at you…. I guess all this is to say, we’re all in the same boat and that boat is not anywhere near the pussy we’d like to Dora the Explorer. Pics via Fame

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