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Sarah Hyland in Pajamas of the Day

Sarah Hyland always creeped me out – she looks like malformed, premature baby, maybe on hormones by her parents who sold her to the entertainment industry…who really knows, I just see a 25 year old who looks like an 8 year old in all aspects of her life, and she’s now acting and dressing sluttier…while looking like an 8 year old and I find it wrong… The dudes who jerk off to Sarah Hyland also creep me out, because she looks like an adult TWEEN, on some Benjamin Button shit…. The outfit Sarah Hyland chose to wear in this IG story selife…creeps me out..for obvious reasons, but the fact that she did it for her creepy fans, who are into it for creepy reasons, is all intentional…and creepy..but I can’t help but post it. The post Sarah Hyland in Pajamas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Heidi Klum Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

Heidi Klum doesn’t turn me on because she’s an ex-model, all old and shit. She turns me on because I know the kind of sexual deviant she must be and not just because she’s german and likely into scat, but because she has kids with multiple men, meaning she likes the cum up in her, but one of those men, was a big black guy who had a cock the size of a woman’s forearm, pretty much fisting her everytime they fucked, destroying her tall model pussy, one thrust at a time, and for some reason I can’t explain, that is exciting to me. It’s like watching a girl shove a wine bottle in her ass, it’s just so hardcore that the fact that she does it is amazing…. So old or not, I’ll still stare at her bikini pics…she’s got great tits….that dirty German…

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Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge Model Bikinis of the Day

You know what….Victoria’s Secret models have pretty good bodies. You should print this up, tape it to your fridge, and tell your wife how you expect her to look like this in the next 3 to 8 months, and everytime you see her snacking, show her what girls are supposed to look like….the subtle approach will either land you a hotter wife, or better, she’ll leave you for reasons of emotional abuse, take half of everything you have, and leave you free to masturbate to girls like this, cuz we all know there’s no way any of these girls are fucking you…. All this to say, I’m a fan of staring at them… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge Model Bikinis of the Day

Michea Crawford Naked for Fashion of the Day

Michea Crawford used to live in Montreal. We have a lot of mutual friends. I don’t think I’ve ever met her, which is probably a good thing, because if I did, I’d probably want to pull a Cleveland on her and make her my child bride, all locked in my basement. She’s just that perfect. Seriously. She’s got this amazing face, this amazing body, and is the kind of girl I would like to write my love about in my diary. You know the kind of girl I spend my entire life mourning never knowing, but feeling like a better man, knowing that we may have been in the same room at least once in our lives….forever connected at the soul….despite her not knowing who I am…kinda thing. All this to say, I am convinced she’s the next big thing in modeling, if she plays her cards right and hustles proper, there is no reason why she can’t be an SI Swimsuit girl or a Victoria’s Secret girl….I mean she’s as hot as those bitches…but I wouldn’t be too bummed if she kept up these nipple filled photoshoots for the rest of time…they are fun to stare at and fall in love with all over again. Michea Crawford for president.

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Hayden Panettiere’s Bikini Pics of the Day

Hayden Panettiere wore a skimpy bikini in Miami….all poppin’ her booty out like this was a hip hop video…and it wasn’t as horrible as you’d expect, or as horrible as I’d expect, because Hayden Panettiere always creeped me out. I fear trolls. She was built like a shit house, with shoulders you’d be scared to wrestle, but now they have a set of fake tits attached to them….balancing them out… Bringing her from circus freak you’d expect to see filling up a small car with her other clown buddies….to girl filling up a skimpy bikini bottom….a better strategy for everyone involved. I endorse these pics. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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