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Chanel Westcoast Butt Shot of the Day

Chanel Westcoast has 3 million followers, but I am going to go out on a limb here and assume that no one gives a fuck about her ass in a thong…for some photoshoot for god knows what – because it’s the instagram generation – everyone has 3 million followers and her MTV career was so flimsy and irrelevant that her fan base doesn’t even know why they follow her, they just rememeber the name when they see it and see that 3 million people are into her and figure “I should be into her too, you know to be current, on trend, with it”…even though none of us know who the fuck she is…and are wondering whether she’s going to release a sex tape or not because girls from the internet are better while having sex on camera- because these girls are all virtual hookers – but where there is a hooker there should be close up penetrations…. The post Chanel Westcoast Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Maxim Still Exists and They Had a Halloween Party of the Day

Maxim used to be a big deal and they used to pay me for traffic, back when they were a magazine and I was a website and they didn’t know how to be a website, so they’d buy plugs on sites…I didn’t mind taking their money, but I did always find them pretty fucking lame… Then the magazine was taken over by their lawyers, when they couldn’t quite figure out how to make all that stupid Maxim Money they were making before print died, and those lawyers would send me legal letters, threats to sue me, to take down all the images of theirs that I had on site because they paid me to post them…so I kind of hate Maxim… They were sold to some rich kid, they are doing better shoots, they are still doing their parties and Hometown Hottie Next Door shit…they still exist…and they had a Halloween party…and the top notch girls showed up…here are the pics…. Tara Reid was there and she’s perfect….always up for a good party…with a gnarly Cameltoe.. Joanna Krupa was there because Maxim created her many years ago… Lindsay Pelas and the Big Big tits Aubrey O’Day is not dead…. and Emily Sears… Not one single relevant person..like real bottom feeders here – but it happened and I wasn’t invited…a fucking gang of washed up hookers… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Maxim Still Exists and They Had a Halloween Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Hyland in Pajamas of the Day

Sarah Hyland always creeped me out – she looks like malformed, premature baby, maybe on hormones by her parents who sold her to the entertainment industry…who really knows, I just see a 25 year old who looks like an 8 year old in all aspects of her life, and she’s now acting and dressing sluttier…while looking like an 8 year old and I find it wrong… The dudes who jerk off to Sarah Hyland also creep me out, because she looks like an adult TWEEN, on some Benjamin Button shit…. The outfit Sarah Hyland chose to wear in this IG story selife…creeps me out..for obvious reasons, but the fact that she did it for her creepy fans, who are into it for creepy reasons, is all intentional…and creepy..but I can’t help but post it. The post Sarah Hyland in Pajamas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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J.Lo has the Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day

I didn’t like J.Lo’s fat ass in the 90s when it entered my life uninvited…and I by default I don’t like J.Lo’s fat ass now….it’s pushing 50 and you can say “damn looks good for 50″…or “I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for losing bladder control cuz she’s old”…or “I don’t mind a little grey pussy hair if her pussy hair wasn’t waxed off thanks to being a trashy escort of a woman”…or “I kinda like that she’d have dentures if she wasn’t rich enough to have veneers”…but it’s still pushing 50 and that in and of itself makes her disgusting…and a reminder of all the old ladies in Yoga pants around the world worth fucking, but who shouldn’t be in yoga pants because they are 50…it’s all so depressing this aging process being delayed for rich people with their good diets, trainers and surgeons…you know.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post J.Lo has the Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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