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Chanel Westcoast Butt Shot of the Day

Chanel Westcoast has 3 million followers, but I am going to go out on a limb here and assume that no one gives a fuck about her ass in a thong…for some photoshoot for god knows what – because it’s the instagram generation – everyone has 3 million followers and her MTV career was so flimsy and irrelevant that her fan base doesn’t even know why they follow her, they just rememeber the name when they see it and see that 3 million people are into her and figure “I should be into her too, you know to be current, on trend, with it”…even though none of us know who the fuck she is…and are wondering whether she’s going to release a sex tape or not because girls from the internet are better while having sex on camera- because these girls are all virtual hookers – but where there is a hooker there should be close up penetrations…. The post Chanel Westcoast Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Maxim Still Exists and They Had a Halloween Party of the Day

Maxim used to be a big deal and they used to pay me for traffic, back when they were a magazine and I was a website and they didn’t know how to be a website, so they’d buy plugs on sites…I didn’t mind taking their money, but I did always find them pretty fucking lame… Then the magazine was taken over by their lawyers, when they couldn’t quite figure out how to make all that stupid Maxim Money they were making before print died, and those lawyers would send me legal letters, threats to sue me, to take down all the images of theirs that I had on site because they paid me to post them…so I kind of hate Maxim… They were sold to some rich kid, they are doing better shoots, they are still doing their parties and Hometown Hottie Next Door shit…they still exist…and they had a Halloween party…and the top notch girls showed up…here are the pics…. Tara Reid was there and she’s perfect….always up for a good party…with a gnarly Cameltoe.. Joanna Krupa was there because Maxim created her many years ago… Lindsay Pelas and the Big Big tits Aubrey O’Day is not dead…. and Emily Sears… Not one single relevant person..like real bottom feeders here – but it happened and I wasn’t invited…a fucking gang of washed up hookers… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Maxim Still Exists and They Had a Halloween Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Maxim Still Exists and They Had a Halloween Party of the Day

Maxim used to be a big deal and they used to pay me for traffic, back when they were a magazine and I was a website and they didn’t know how to be a website, so they’d buy plugs on sites…I didn’t mind taking their money, but I did always find them pretty fucking lame… Then the magazine was taken over by their lawyers, when they couldn’t quite figure out how to make all that stupid Maxim Money they were making before print died, and those lawyers would send me legal letters, threats to sue me, to take down all the images of theirs that I had on site because they paid me to post them…so I kind of hate Maxim… They were sold to some rich kid, they are doing better shoots, they are still doing their parties and Hometown Hottie Next Door shit…they still exist…and they had a Halloween party…and the top notch girls showed up…here are the pics…. Tara Reid was there and she’s perfect….always up for a good party…with a gnarly Cameltoe.. Joanna Krupa was there because Maxim created her many years ago… Lindsay Pelas and the Big Big tits Aubrey O’Day is not dead…. and Emily Sears… Not one single relevant person..like real bottom feeders here – but it happened and I wasn’t invited…a fucking gang of washed up hookers… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Maxim Still Exists and They Had a Halloween Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Melanie Iglesias’ Hotness Just Hit The Big Time

Obviously when I say that this Melanie Iglesias hottie just hit the big time, I mean that she’s finally made it onto this wonderful website. You’re welcome. I don’t know much about her, I think she won Maxim’s hometown hottie contest, but she was kind enough to share this awesome pictures of her tight little body in various sexy outfits so who cares. I’ve also got a video of her in some Halloween costume below. Welcome to the big time princess. Call me. more pictures of Melanie Iglesias here

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Kristin Gustafson: Maxim’s 2009 Hometown Hottie Winner

Congrats to Kristin Gustafson of Turlock, CA. She beat out thousands of girls (and a handful of former Miss COED models ) to become Maxim’s 2009 Hometown Hottie winner . When asked by Maxim is she had any hidden talents Kristin said she can, “flex my boobs to the beat of any song,” a truly mid-blowing visual. Continue reading