AnnaSophia Robb is some 17 year old girl who was in a bikini in the movie Soul Surfer, a movie about how sharks eat you if you’re a weird surfer hippie born again christian with a retarded looking face, but who you probably remember from masturbating to her in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, where she played the cunty one named Violet….. She’s hot, but then again, what 17 year old blonde chick in a bikini isn’t hot…and I’m saying that as a general accepted fact…cuz no matter what guys I hang out with…they go nuts over barely legal or almost legal girls when they walk by…I’m talking from my lawyer to the sex offender…dudes love youthful tight ass…it’s coded in our DNA….but I think it’s got a lot ot do with this generation of vagina being far sluttier than generations of 17 year olds before them…they are into anal sex according to Oprah, they sext and put on cam shows according to the news, all in a time when older married men are still trying to convince their wives of 20 years to try anal sex… This generation grew up on internet porn and Paris Hilton…they are the myspace duck pouters bikini pics…and the whole slut thing is quite lovely and accepted by their peers….making me wish I wasn’t creepy to this demo…cuz otherwise I’d be hitting up their parties…you know as the responsible chaparone who looks and doesn’t touch….but only if they are 18 though, cuz otherwise it’s wrong….to film it….cuz legally in Canada the cut off age is 16….Don’t blame me, blame the legal system…but in all honesty, I generally like older pussy better, you know cuz you can have better converstation….as there’s only so much Zac Effron or twilight talk a pervert can take… To See The Rest of the Pics Follow This Link
I’ve got to admit that I’m a big fan of chicks in yoga outfits, even if they’re just pretending and have absolutely no intention of actually taking a yoga class. It just looks good. Here’s Jaime Pressly showing off her amazing little booty in a sweet yoga get up. Judging by the quality of that ass, I’m going to go ahead and assume that she’s taken a yoga class or two. That thing looks like it could crush walnuts. Awesome. If I was a billionaire I’d hire her to crush nuts at my parties…. You know what I mean.
Judd Apatow flick would be Fox’s first studio film since leaving ‘Transformers’ last year. By Eric Ditzian Megan Fox Photo: Jean Baptiste Lacroix/ Getty Images In what would mark her return to studio filmmaking after departing the “Transformers” franchise last May, Megan Fox is reportedly in negotiations to join Judd Apatow’s upcoming Universal comedy . According to The Hollywood Reporter , Fox is eyeing a co-starring role in the project, which is a spin-off of “Knocked Up” and will have Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann reprising their characters from the hit 2007 comedy. Her potential role, at this point, is being kept a secret. MTV News’ request for comment from Fox’s rep was not immediately returned. The production would be Fox’s first studio flick after parting ways with Paramount and “Transformers” last year. At that point, she’d already wrapped “Jonah Hex,” which went on to bomb at the box office, and “Passion Play,” which never received a theatrical release. Since then, she’s stepped in front of the camera for Jennifer Westfeldt’s indie “Friends With Benefits.” At the Oscars last month, Apatow told us the as-yet-untitled comedy was currently in rehearsals and that the story will take place four or five years after the events of “Knocked Up” (though in the vein of “Get Him to the Greek” after “Forgetting Sarah Marshall,” the new comedy won’t be a sequel). “The rest is a secret because it doesn’t come out until 2012 and if you already knew what it was about for a year and a half, you wouldn’t even want to see it,” he laughed. We can, however, expect that, as Apatow put it, “some familiar people” will show up in the new flick. Perhaps by now, “Knocked Up” star Seth Rogen has heard if his services will be needed, because when we asked the actor about it in January, he had no idea. “[Judd] mentioned it to me off-handedly a year ago, and then I just read about it just like everybody else. I was like, ‘Oh man, it looks like it’s really happening,’ ” Rogen explained. “So, I don’t know,” he added. “I’m going to call him today and see what the deal is.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com .
A look at the most imperfectly perfect musical festival in history, in Bigger Than the Sound. By James Montgomery Foo Fighters’ Dave Grohl performs at SXSW on Tuesday Photo: Tim Mosenfelder/ Getty Images The South by Southwest Music Festival turns 25 this year, and much like any other 25-year-old, it acts as if the world revolves around its every move. That’s just part of its appeal. And that’s important to note, because while you can argue the relative merit of a fest like SXSW — especially in an era where “getting discovered” no longer entails bands slogging it out in Texas bars while industry execs get sloshed on Shiner Bock — you really can’t debate its charms, of which “cloying self-importance” is just one. Simply put, SXSW is unlike anything else: a rite of passage for any music lover, on par with Glastonbury or Bonnaroo or selling promo CDs on Half.com, a whirlwind week (give or take) of bands and BBQ and brutal hangovers, a self-contained world of promoters and pamphlets, tattoos and tacos, and, perhaps most important of all, an absolute blast. In other words, it’s the kind of thing you really need to experience at least once in your life. And sure, there’s no shortage of complaints to be made about SXSW. The lines are too long, the badges are too expensive, the parties too innumerable, the bands too big. But to waste your time nitpicking the fest’s foibles (and believe me, I nitpick a lot) is missing the point: South By Southwest isn’t perfect, and it’s never going to be. It just likes to think it is. Which is why folks come back year after year. There’s a comforting sameness to the South By experience, after all. There will always be a band you see play 17 times (the first year I was here, it was the Go! Team; this year it appears to be Yuck), and a band playing a poorly attended afternoon showcase that you feel sorry for, and a band with a stupid name (Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr., everybody!). You will most definitely eat at that crappy Mexican place across from Stubb’s, only because the line outside Stubb’s is too long. You will probably throw up at least once, either from booze or sunstroke or both. Sure, the can’t-miss acts (Odd Future) and the headliners (Kanye West, the Foo Fighters, Bright Eyes, the Strokes, etc.) may change, and the parties may get further and further out of town, but at its very core, SXSW remains blissfully faithful to its imperfect roots. And most people wouldn’t have it any other way. To wit, I complain about everything … all the time. And yet, on a Tuesday night, I got to see the Foos play their new album in its entirety, watch a bunch of guys jam out on a street corner for no apparent reason and eat a hot dog. It is 1:25 in the morning and, as I sit in my hotel room writing this, there is still a metal band playing loudly, defiantly into the night. You would think I’d find something wrong with all of that, only, I don’t. Because it’s a sequence of events that can only happen at South by Southwest. It wasn’t perfect, but it was close. Over the years, detractors have accused SXSW of being pointless (probably not true), corporate (veering slightly towards truthfulness) and inspiring too many tweets (100 percent true). They like to hearken back to the halcyon days when Kanye didn’t perform at power factories and Perez didn’t throw parties, and decree that they will never again attend the fest because “things have changed.” And, sure, they have, at least on the surface. But deep down, South by Southwest’s spirit remains unchanged. It still takes itself way too seriously. It is still a total clusterfrick. And it is still a music fan’s ultimate paradise. So, if you don’t mind putting up with imperfection, can operate on little-to-no sleep, and can exist solely on smoked meats, SXSW is your Valhalla. Deep down, it’s mine too, no matter how many times I say I’m never coming back. Who knows? Maybe I’ll see you here in 2012. Bring sunscreen. Related Artists Kanye West Foo Fighters
Justin Beiber is another untalented kid that will soon be thrown away like those who came before him in the pages of lack luster kid acts that didn’t have the longevity to survive. In other words, he’s really a quick buck for record producers and music marketeers. Five years from now, it will be someone new as the 15 minutes of fame for these pop acts are quickly gone. Beiber is coming out as a political left-wing hack. Last week, we found out how Nancy Pelosi is under his spell, and it might have to do with more than just her granddaughters being fans. Beiber is starting to become an activist for the left. Earlier this month, PETA launched their new ad campaign with Beiber. Fortunately, it didn’t follow the traditional PETA advertising campaigns to feature a naked Justin Beiber. In stead, Beiber put his face on some stupid saying–”Animals Make You Smile.” Not that offensive I know. I would have much rather seen a double career killer where he posed naked and PETA was investigated for child porn laws. That didn’t happen. Now, Beiber with his lack of wisdom is commenting on Obamacare. He’s on the cover of the new Rolling Stone trying to look tough but looking like he just came home from a night in Boy’s Town in Chicago’s gay district. The Canadian-born Bieber never plans on becoming an American citizen. ” You guys are evil ,” he jokes. “Canada’s the best country in the world.” He adds, “We go to the doctor and we don’t need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you’re broke because of medical bills. My bodyguard’s baby was premature, and now he has to pay for it. In Canada, if your baby’s premature, he stays in the hospital as long as he needs to, and then you go home.” So does the Justin Beiber enterprise not provide health insurance for the people working underneath him like his body guard? Who is he calling evil? As well Beiber is making a lot of money in this country he calls “Evil.” Enough money he could easily cover healthcare expenses for employees. At least the kid comes to his senses on abortion. It’s clear, like the rest of these dancing puppet idiots the music industry props up in their early teens, Beiber wants to be taken for something than just an act. Therefore he has to talk politics, something he is obviously confused about considering his belief in social medicine, federal funding for abortions, and his pro-life stance that he’s a little unsure about. – He isn’t sure what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote. “I’m not sure about the parties,” Bieber says. “But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.” He does have a solid opinion on abortion. “I really don’t believe in abortion,” Bieber says. “It’s like killing a baby?” How about in cases of rape? “Um. Well, I think that’s really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I don’t know how that would be a reason. I guess I haven’t been in that position, so I wouldn’t be able to judge that.” Whatever they have in Korea? Which Korea, Justin? Obviously public schools in Canada suck too.
Mel Gibson celebrates a birthday today. The troubled actor is 55. Hopefully his New Year’s resolution was to berate people less. Seriously. Dude is an angry, deeply disturbed individual. With Mel, you never know what to expect next . Currently in the midst of three court battles with ex Oksana Grigorieva, Mel accuses her of extortion , wants custody of their daughter and denies her allegations of domestic abuse stemming from an epic fight last winter. That drama, punctuated by Mel Gibson’s insane rants , dominated news for much of 2010. Will this continue deep into 2011, or will the parties settle things amicably, allowing him to return to his career as a beloved Hollywood icon? We have our doubts. Happy birthday, Mel. Mel Gibson Voicemails
Jason Hope is a Scottsdale, Arizona entrepreneur. He recently made headlines for throwing a $500,000 Christmas party featuring Ludacris ($100,000 performance fee) and Snooki ($17,500 appearance fee). Why would he do that? We asked his publicist. More
It’s about time. Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney love being married. So much so that they decided to start fresh at the 10-month mark. Why wait for the anniversary, right? The Bachelor stars renewed their vows in Las Vegas Sunday. The strange, but fun occasion was the Rock ‘n Roll Las Vegas Marathon. A marriage on the move! Congratulations to The Bachelor’s only successful couple! Molly Malaney and Jason Mesnick were among the 60 running couples who made a pit stop near the 3-mile mark outside the Venetian’s “Run Thru Wedding.” Their Bachelor courtship that ended after he chose Melissa Rycroft, then rekindled on the “After the Final Rose” special when he asked for a second chance. The pride of Western Michigan exchanged vows with the single dad in February. The rest is history. Brad Womack , the torch is passed to you. Again.
You might not know Steven Hirsch, but you are very familiar with his work. The Chairman of Vivid Entertainment founded this adult film distribution company in 1984 and is the main man behind such celebrity sex tapes as those belonging to Kim Kardashian , Kendra Wilkinson and more. Hirsch is in the news this week for a couple of reasons: first, he’s greenlighted Brittney Jones Confidential , a video starring the woman who claims to have slept with Ashton Kutcher. Second, he’s made another offer to Nadya Suleman. In the following exclusive interview, Hirsch touches on these subjects and also tells us what couple would star in his dream sex tape. (Hint: look up.) Tell us how you came into possession of the Brittney Jones sex tape. We were contacted by a third party several weeks ago. What is your response to Ashton Kutcher’s request to have his name removed from all marketing material? We will let our attorneys make that decision for us. What is your latest offer for Octomom? When was the last time you heard from her? We will be in Vegas for the annual AVN Awards (The “Oscars” of porn) and will be holding two big parties on Friday, January, and Saturday, January 8. We are offering Nadya an opportunity to co-host the parties with other Vivid stars. The last we heard from her was back in September when we offered to rescue her from foreclosure with a deal of performing one scene for one hour in one movie for $500K. She had her attorney respond negatively to us. Are there any other sex tapes in the pipeline you can tell us about? Not a day goes by that we don’t get an offer for one or more celebrity sex tapes.