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Maxim Still Exists and They Had a Halloween Party of the Day

Maxim used to be a big deal and they used to pay me for traffic, back when they were a magazine and I was a website and they didn’t know how to be a website, so they’d buy plugs on sites…I didn’t mind taking their money, but I did always find them pretty fucking lame… Then the magazine was taken over by their lawyers, when they couldn’t quite figure out how to make all that stupid Maxim Money they were making before print died, and those lawyers would send me legal letters, threats to sue me, to take down all the images of theirs that I had on site because they paid me to post them…so I kind of hate Maxim… They were sold to some rich kid, they are doing better shoots, they are still doing their parties and Hometown Hottie Next Door shit…they still exist…and they had a Halloween party…and the top notch girls showed up…here are the pics…. Tara Reid was there and she’s perfect….always up for a good party…with a gnarly Cameltoe.. Joanna Krupa was there because Maxim created her many years ago… Lindsay Pelas and the Big Big tits Aubrey O’Day is not dead…. and Emily Sears… Not one single relevant person..like real bottom feeders here – but it happened and I wasn’t invited…a fucking gang of washed up hookers… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Maxim Still Exists and They Had a Halloween Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jordan Katie Price Clown Tits of the Day

Jordan Katie Price is a fucking icon….or at least at least her tits are….if these are even considered tits…they are more monstrous protrusions glued to her chest…and these are the scaled down version….or maybe none of her is an actual icon…and no one actually cares about her or remembers her… But she represents a simpler pre-social media time, where she did manage to make millions with these circus freak looking implants…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s accomplishing more than most women do….. The key is to have no shame, bo dignity, serious body dysmorphia, but a winning personality and charm, but more importantly…a winning approach to tits…it’s like go big or go home because if you’re gonna play this titty game, play hard….with hard…ready to explode tits… So she’s on the beach topless like she should be…whether it’s a cry for attention, or a not giving a fuck, because her tits aren’t even hers, they are just these accessories, or not…and as much as it is weird, scary, terrifying it may be…it’s LEGENDARY…and feels so right. The post Jordan Katie Price Clown Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Gnarly Cameltoe and Paris Jackson Hard Pierced Nipples are BFF of the Day

Kendall Jenner and Paris Jackson are BFFs…obviously… You know a couple fame whore spoiled bra rich kids who have nothing better to do than walk around with exposed body parts for attention – because both their fathers are/were freaks of nature…one dead from his insane drug addiction / the other dead because he chopped his dick off….both totally vapid and understanding of each other’s plight..and there for each other despite having no souls thanks to being raised how they were raised….even though I don’t know these twats…it’s pretty obvious… BUT Maybe they aren’t friends at all…and it’s just Kendall’s gnarly camel toe and Paris’ nipples that are friends..as they are reduced to just that to me…the rest of them is just host body to carry their attention seeking body parts…despite having enough money to fuck off…they choose “take pics of me” narcissism…the kinds of girls who masturbate to pictures of themselves…the worst. The post Kendall Jenner Gnarly Cameltoe and Paris Jackson Hard Pierced Nipples are BFF of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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