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Jordan Katie Price Clown Tits of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jordan Katie Price is a fucking icon….or at least at least her tits are….if these are even considered tits…they are more monstrous protrusions glued to her chest…and these are the scaled down version….or maybe none of her is an actual icon…and no one actually cares about her or remembers her… But she represents a simpler pre-social media time, where she did manage to make millions with these circus freak looking implants…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s accomplishing more than most women do….. The key is to have no shame, bo dignity, serious body dysmorphia, but a winning personality and charm, but more importantly…a winning approach to tits…it’s like go big or go home because if you’re gonna play this titty game, play hard….with hard…ready to explode tits… So she’s on the beach topless like she should be…whether it’s a cry for attention, or a not giving a fuck, because her tits aren’t even hers, they are just these accessories, or not…and as much as it is weird, scary, terrifying it may be…it’s LEGENDARY…and feels so right. The post Jordan Katie Price Clown Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Helen Flanagan Amazing for “The Sun” of the Day

Posted on October 7, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Helen Flanagan may not mean anything to you, but she’s some Glamour Model in the UK who clearly is fuckin amazing, and I am not just saying that because she’s holding her massive tits in a Glamour Model shoot. I am saying it because she was a child actor in some kind of soap opera who threw it all away to do this…titty modelling… What the fuck is wrong with a girl, to throw her working actor job away to be the next Jordan Katie Price. It just makes no sense. She could have leveraged it to get Academy Award caliber performances, where she’d make more money and have more credibility as a person…opening more doors…hell she could have played a Glamor model in a movie to get that out of her system…but instead she went down this road.by choice..low level..and that’s hot as fuck…this is like a college grad stripping because she wants to, not because she has to…so good.

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More Rihanna Christmas of the Day

Posted on December 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can guarantee one thing…Rihanna is not out visiting Shanty Towns bearing gifts. You know giving back to her people, her community, her island…not handing out Wal Mart gift cards…or big screen TVs She is instead just flaunting to everyone who knows her and grew up with her, letting them know she’s fucking made it, and that she’s better than them, and always has been, even when they used to tease her.. Remember it’s a small island, they all know each other…or about each other…and every time I’ve been to Barbados…the people tell me she’s a cunt he doesn’t tip, who acts like a bratty tourist, and who just is not down to earth… But I guess when you’re Rihanna and the biggest fucking deal…living in a 22 million dollar condo…your granny used to fucking clean…it’s hard to stay grounded…even when walking the beaches you grew up walking… Who cares…I just like that she’s running around in lingerie making a Christmas Spectacle of herself, because why be a low key famous person, that’s not the reason you worked so hard to be famous, but rather you did for people to stare….

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Izabel Goulart for GQ Portugal of the Day

Posted on December 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Izabel Goulart is a hard faced, hard body, fitness advocate with long fucking legs, straight from Brazil, sent to America to do the occasional campaign, who was once a Victoria’s Secret model, pulled out with her millions, but still walks their show cuz it’s good for the ego to be part of something a billion idiots watch and don’t realize is a shitty ad campaign… Well now she’s in GQ Portugal, because she speaks their language…and I think she looks awesome…because bitch puts in work people…and you should do…as you eat your Christmas cakes you fucking pig.

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Helen Flanagan as the Playboy Bunny of the Day

Posted on December 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Helen Flanagan the actress turned Glamour model with huge tits…who I guess thinks being a Glamour model is higher impact and a better career move than being on some Shitty UK show 80 year old women watch…and decided that rather than riding that out into a career on some shitty soap 80 year old women watch..she might as well shock and awe and bust out her tits in photoshoots cuz that’s what Kelly Brook and Jordan Katie Price did and look at those millionaire bitches now… I’m not complaining…because I don’t care enough to care… But also cuz any excuse for a girl to get naked for success…career…or really just for the sake of getting naked…works for me… She’s posing with her stupid Megan Fox Tattoo for Playboy and she looks lovely and photoshopped the way I like my pictures to be…as they help me judge regular girls based on unrealistic expectations…which leads to better sex from them…when even the hot ones scramble…with their inadequacies…

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Claudia Romani Low Rise Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Posted on January 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Claudia Romani is some low level model from Italy who doesn’t seem to speak english but who is trying to make it in English speaking America….because at 30 I guess she’s figured time is limited…this body won’t last and she’s gone as far as she can with what she’s got in Europe…and that if she hires a paparazzi, hits the beach, all her dreams can come true like she was the next Sofia Vergara…cuz every sitcom needs a busty foreign hooker with huge tits to win the Emmy….. I am posting it…but I don’t care to further discuss this….it bores me as much as a hot body in a bikini can….cuz at her level there’s no difference between a nobody with a hot body in a bikini…because she’s a nobody TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Behati Prinsloo Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

Posted on January 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In some of these Behati Prinsloo pics…she’s got serious fucking wrinkles…you know wrinkles you’d think the team at Victoria’s Secret would photoshop out while erasing her razor burn twat, her vagina-definition, and her nipples…but I guess they want their half naked models looking more refined and lovely and you know what…who fucking cares about any wrinkle beyond the ones she’s got in her panties…all floral, pink and layered in a way that looks like the best kind of home for your penis….cuz if you’re looking at her face…you may be gay….hey wait a minute…I was looking at her face….does that make me gay…why did it take all these years and this post to figure this out…

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Ellen Creeps on Jennifer Aniston of the Day

Posted on January 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The people’s choice awards were last night and I wasn’t invited because the mainstream media forgets how relevant I am…. I refused to watch the shit, cuz the idea of celebrities being celebrated by each other is disgusting….I did however go through some of the pics, none of them were exciting…. I think it is safe to say that the highlight of the night was when PERVERT LESBIAN ELLEN was caught staring at washed up Jennifer Aniston’s nipples…..even though both aren’t hot, and the idea of them fucking isn’t hot, it just brings up some real lesbian issues….like that they are allowed in public washrooms and gym changing rooms to gawk at girls naked….like they were dudes…only unlike dudes…they are allowed…in what is the biggest double standards in creepin’ and perversion…that kinda makes me wanna get a sex change to voyeur properly…I figure my penis is already an Inny and I have tits…I’m just a little body hair away and some spandex outfit away from pulling this off.. I am a genius. Ellen is a sex offender pervert. We all will survive. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Hannah Elizabeth Shows Off Her 30G Boobs of the Day

Posted on January 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve never heard of Hannah Elizabeth…but apparently she’s just another one of those UK glamour models trying to get noticed…only stepping up her game…compared to the other girls…by pulling a Jordan Katie Price….and getting some stupid fucking tits….because the UK is obsessed with stupid fucking tits…whether they are real or not…and based on the girls coming out of the UK….tits are all they care about…ruggeteer gremlin faces and face asses don’t matter…just give us the titty… Either way, she’s got herself some 30G bra size, and is showcasing them, and you are supposed to celebrate them, to make her fucking matter in the world… My kind of girl..

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Katie Price Fun See Through of the Day

Posted on November 21, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jordan Katie Price is a fucking icon….or at least at least her tits are….or maybe none of her is an actual icon…but she did manage to make millions with these circus freak looking implants…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s accomplishing more than most women with no shame, dignity, or a fucking soul accomplish in their lifetimes….She’s paved the way for a new generation of Glamor models….and now she’s kinda been off the radar the last few years….so it is nice to see her low level, cry for attention in the form of a sheer t-shirt…her marketing strategy…makes me believe in a better tomorrow….she’s a hero for all future generations…Jordan Katie Price…we need statues in your image to fucking worship….you fucking low grade…amazing goddess… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS Follow this Link

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