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Demi Lovato’s Looking Hot of the Day

I guess the life lesson is that when you boyfriend dumps your fat, obnoxious, famous and rich ass, after years of being a fucking troll…hit the gym, the surgeon, the botox clinic, the photoshop masters, whoever the fuck you can, and figure out the slutty poses girls are doing, because Demi Lovato…is looking hot… I still don’t really know much about her, but she pops up all the time over the years and is always pretty shitty looking, but when girl poses like this, ass in the air…I start to care…good hustle girl….I like this marketing, clickbait, instagram influencer attitude. The more uptight people get about sex assault, rape, the patriarchy, men running business, the sluttier the posing gets…it’s a fucking win. The most interesting story about her I’ve heard is that her and Miley filmed an underage sex tape in Nashville..lesbians in cowboy boots…it may exist……who knows…who cares…she’s only looking good now…forget the Demi of the past…it’s about the Demi right now. The post Demi Lovato’s Looking Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lexi Thompson Half Naked Golfer of the Day

I don’t know anything about Golf. It’s a boring and stupid white person sport and not just any white person sport…middle manager and suburbanite white person sport and that shit is the fucking worst. So anyone I know who loves it, I generally delete from my life and my opinion on golf will not change now that I know this girl Lexi Thompson exists…I will not watch her stupid little golf outfits…unless the little golf outfits become bikinis… But I will wonder why TIGER WOODS fucked with some of the hookers TIGER WOODS fucked, when he could have just lured in a young Golf groupie trying to make her way into the golf world…like this Lexi Thompson girl…because clearly she’s down to get half naked for cameras…which means fully naked when the cameras are off… And I guess the life lesson in all this is everything is better when there’s a fit girl in a bikini…

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Lexi Thompson Half Naked Golfer of the Day

Lexi Thompson Half Naked Golfer of the Day

I don’t know anything about Golf. It’s a boring and stupid white person sport and not just any white person sport…middle manager and suburbanite white person sport and that shit is the fucking worst. So anyone I know who loves it, I generally delete from my life and my opinion on golf will not change now that I know this girl Lexi Thompson exists…I will not watch her stupid little golf outfits…unless the little golf outfits become bikinis… But I will wonder why TIGER WOODS fucked with some of the hookers TIGER WOODS fucked, when he could have just lured in a young Golf groupie trying to make her way into the golf world…like this Lexi Thompson girl…because clearly she’s down to get half naked for cameras…which means fully naked when the cameras are off… And I guess the life lesson in all this is everything is better when there’s a fit girl in a bikini…

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Lewis Hamilton’s #WCW is a stepGIRL of the Day

14 hours ago, the Irish Independent reported that Nicole Scherzinger was Gushing Over How In Love she is with Lewis Hamilton … Where I’m from, gushing means squirting….and I don’t think Nicole Scherzinger can do that, because of her penis….at least that’s what one of the Pussycat Doll roadies told me…and I don’t think it’s true, she’s just got a hot fit body… 48 hours ago, Lewis Hamilton was in Montreal for the Grand Prix F1 race, but more importantly, he was in a club checking out one of our most infamous and important stepGIRLS TALULA WILDE and our friend KAREL was there to capture the moment…that we assume was just a moment…because TALULA hasn’t answered my texts or calls asking and isn’t giving me any details… I guess stepGIRLS like to keep some things from their DrunkenStepfather…but a picture, even when out of context…says 1000 words…when you’re a pervert like me with a decent sized imagination…. I guess the life lesson in all this is watch out who you’re checking out while there is a camera around, because she might be a stepGIRL….

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Blake Lively’s Awesome Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

It took my 14 days to realize that Blake Lively posted this bikini picture of herself to social media…a bikini picture than in its own right…is pretty fantastic….but that since it belongs to Blake Lively…all married and shit….and out of work now that Gossip Girl is no more….she’s kinda taken the backseat…no one fucking cares…..because I fucking know when everyone, even an extra from a fucking McDonald’s commercial posts a bikini pic….that fact that this one fell through the cracks….just means she barely exists anymore….and I like to think that’s a good thing…cuz girls who barely exist always try to make a comeback…even after having a couple kids and a failed marriage…and based on this bikini pic….I am down to watch….

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Half Naked for a Stndrd Magazine of the Day

This whole Jennifer Love Hewitt deciding to get in shape and find her sex appeal at 35 is really strange to me….I guess what happened was that her ego couldn’t handle being laughed at in her late 20s and early 30s when she constantly got dumped from her boyfriends/fiances as she progressively got fatter….and she had to prove us all wrong…and remind us what her life in the industry is all about…but it would have been such a better strategy, if she was playing the role of the hooker when she was 22, you know when we really would want to see her half naked…but instead she was in high demand and the most she’d give us was some cleavage, like some good little christian…. I guess the life lesson is….if you forget about busty babes, they’ll turn fat and come back harder than ever to prove that they haven’t lost whatever they once had….and I guess I can’t complain about that….but I am sure I can find a way…like focusing on her being chubby, not toned even after photoshop at her best angles, without showing off her cankles…and 100 fucking years old….but I’m still into her being a fragment of what was….

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