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I guess Bella Thorne got the vibe that her momentum was slowing down a little. I didn’t do a post on her for at least a day or two, which means that she hasn’t put any smut out there for perverts like me to stare at and sexualize to the point of putting it on my website and writing bullshit that doesn’t matter about the pics…like about how I’ve never fucked a redhead – or how redheads have super strength due to their species being left out in the woods to die after they were born and their parents assumed they were product of the devil…..which makes sense…. So she posted a bikini picture on her social media…an old pic probably, because she’s in Canada and not in a bikini, Canada has that effect on women…but pull one from the archive like it’s fresh, the perverts won’t know the difference, recycle that shit…even though I KNOW….and when a girl not in a bikini posts a bikini pic…she’s doing it for the likes…oh…I just checked…apparently these are some fresh bikini pics from the hotel pool…good hustle…I like it. The post Bella Thorne Posts a Bikini Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Now that Emily Ratajkowski ‘s reached over 10 million Instagram followers , she’s officially at another level of Instagram-famous. And I’m glad to see she’s taking that responsibility seriously by continuing to post smoking hot bikini pictures like the one above. I always knew Emily would make an amazing professional Instagram hottie someday. Next, she needs to start treating it like a full-time job though, because a bikini picture a day might have flown when she only had a couple million followers, but expectations are higher now. Especially from me and the Little Tuna.
Surf Slut and Instagram whore who I adore Anastasia Ashley seems to be bored of her posting her standard bikini pics and figured…the world deserves a little more of what made her a famous surf personality at least on social media…and that’s by doing a nice aggressive “hey instagram models I can win at your posting slutty pic game”…because her ass speaks directly to our fucking souls…it’s an ass built on being in a half squat from the age of 7 to now… Or maybe she’s just “trying on a wetsuit”…and someone accidentally took a pic that she accidentally posted…since men are really fucking into wetsuits…. What a whore…a perfect assed whore…I should try to trick her into making me babies….to make her less of a whore and more…of a respectable legitimate woman in the community with child…until they find out I’m the dad…. The post Anastasia Ashley Tries on Wetsuits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Victorias Secret realizes that they have a good thing with the CBS fashion show around Christmas time, which is perfect to use as QVC style late night interview, marketed as a legitimate TV show, reminding us of the 60s and 70s when TV content was blatantly corporate run and controlled…and the TV networks probably appreciate the hype they generate from releasing the Victoria’s Secret fashion show…keeping their TV channel on the map in an era where TV is dead and doesn’t fucking matter… So they’ve decided to do one for their SWIM line, in March, because that’s pre-summer, to get people ready to shop for their bikinis or at least to plant the brand name on the public that they only have a few months before buying their bikinis…and the whole thing is pretty hilarious when you factor in that the models are hookers they are packaging as models who are more than just models but also CELEBRITY….and the product is made in sweatshops in China, often times not even designed by the brand, just labeled VS…and the show that is meant to be original content event…is just an advertorial…because native content works with retards who don’t have brains….making all these people rich…while giving bikini content to people who don’t realize the bikini picture is played out and dead thanks to instagram… It’s all so weird. A mall brand has an hour long TV event. What? It’s just crazy. The post Victoria’s Secret has a New Infomercial of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miss Venezuela Mariana Jimenez,22, who stands 5’10″ (177.8cm) tall, will attempt to secure another crown for her country. Miss Grand Venezuela 2013 Mariana was designated as Miss Grand Venezuela and represented her country at Miss Grand International in 2013 edition in Bangkok, Thailand. At the pageant, she was placed as a Top 10 finalist. Miss Venezuela 2014 On October 9, 2014 during the final telecast Mariana was crowned Miss Venezuela 2014. She will represent Venezuela at Miss Universe 20
The general public, although basic, half retarded and eager to consume even all the low quality content thrown their way, proven by what is “popular”…love to talk about Taylor Swift’s botched belly button, or possible muff gut, or scar from where she had her conjoined twin that gives her all her powers removed, now that she has all this fame and fortune and doesn’t need it anymore…they’ve broke free….because she always wears high waisted bathing suits….even when they are Two pieces… Well…today…or yesterday she was out with bitches in some band she probably owns and she posted a bikini picture…and not only does she have a belly button, no birth defect or scar, but he’s also got a pretty rockin’ body… So overrated shit that manipulated or not…she looks good in a bikini…and that’s more that we can say about most girls… No wonder all these famous dudes line up to run train on her…
It’s official: Johnny Depp has zero f–ks to give. You might think a man who sports so many scarves would at least have a passion for neckwear, but no. According to his recent interview with Details magazine, Captain Jack couldn’t lend you a f–k if you offered to pay him back with interest: “What is really satisfying is, like Marlon [Brando], getting to that place where he just didn’t give a f–k,” Depp says. “You get to the point where you care so f–king much it gets g-ddamn beleaguering, you know? But then a great thing happens. Suddenly you care enough not to give a f–k, because not giving a f–k, that’s the total liberation. You’re game to try anything.” Well, that would certainly explain Depp’s drunk speech at the Hollywood Film Awards. Apparently, he felt liberated enough to get completely hammered. Or maybe he needed to get fully soused before he took the stage because he’s just so shy, man: Johnny Depp: Hollywood Film Awards Speech “I’m f–kin’ shy, man,” Depp says. “I don’t like to be in social situations – t’s fine for me in a weird way, having to run and hide.” Lately, there have been rumors circulating that Depp is boozing harder than ever and the combination of shyness and newfound apathy might account for that. Of course, there have also been reports that Johnny’s drinking is driving his fiancee Amber Heard away , so he might ant to find a a way to star giving at least a minor f–k. Amber Heard Photos: Through the Years 1. Amber Heard Bikini Picture Have U Heard how hot Amber is?? Check out this bikini picture and see for yourself.
Consider us impressed, McKayla Maroney. The Olympian gymnast, who rose to viral fame in 2012 for her unimpressed facial expression at the London Olympics, is one of several female celebrities whose naked cell phone pictures have been leaked online by some loser hacker. In response, Maroney has taken to Twitter and claimed the images are “fake,” while also saying she was hoping “to rise above it all,” and not give the hacker the “time of day,” BUT… … and she then posted this awesome photo of Jesus Christ, along with the accompanying message. Aside from Maroney, Jennifer Lawrence nude photos are out there, as are a bunch of Kate Upton and Justin Verlander in the buff. The hacker has said on 4chan that he has hundreds of illicit images from the phones and computers of these beauties, along with others such as Adriana Grande, Rihanna, Kim Kardashian and Victoria Justice. Mary Elizabeth Winstead is included in this group and addressed perverts actually ogling her intimate photos via the following Tweet: “To those of you looking at photos I took with my husband years ago in the privacy of our home, hope you feel great about yourselves.” It’s a pretty big mess, but Maroney appears to be handling it as well as one can. As previously noted, she may not be impressed, but we certainly are. McKayla Maroney: Not Impressed by Anything! 1. McKayla is Not Impressed! McKayla Maroney is not impressed with her silver medal at the vault in the Olympics. Ho hum.
Evelyn Lozada and Carl Crawford are parents for the first time together. The Basketball Wives star and the L.A. Dodgers outfielder welcomed a son on Saturday! Born at 3:55 a.m., the new addition weighed in at 8 lbs. and measured 21 inches long. Crawford by her side, Lozada delivered naturally in just four pushes. “It was very quick and she is happy because she was super nervous,” Lozada’s rep said. “Baby boy is so handsome and she can’t wait to reveal him to the world.” In a Tweet posted Saturday afternoon, Evelyn Lozada wrote: “I have EXCITING NEWS ! Thank you God for my blessing!” It’s the first child for Crawford and Lozada, but her second overall, joining big sister Shaniece, 20, her daughter from a previous relationship. “I’m excited about being a mommy all over again. This is something I’ve been wanting for years and I can’t believe it’s finally happening,” she said. Although the mom-to-be initially kept the identity of the baby’s father a secret, she and Carl Crawford got engaged over the holidays last winter. She was previously married to Chad Johnson, until he head-butted her in an argument purportedly over his cheating just weeks after they married. Here’s hoping for better from Carl. Congrats to the couple!
