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Victoria’s Secret has a New Infomercial of the DAy

I guess Victorias Secret realizes that they have a good thing with the CBS fashion show around Christmas time, which is perfect to use as QVC style late night interview, marketed as a legitimate TV show, reminding us of the 60s and 70s when TV content was blatantly corporate run and controlled…and the TV networks probably appreciate the hype they generate from releasing the Victoria’s Secret fashion show…keeping their TV channel on the map in an era where TV is dead and doesn’t fucking matter… So they’ve decided to do one for their SWIM line, in March, because that’s pre-summer, to get people ready to shop for their bikinis or at least to plant the brand name on the public that they only have a few months before buying their bikinis…and the whole thing is pretty hilarious when you factor in that the models are hookers they are packaging as models who are more than just models but also CELEBRITY….and the product is made in sweatshops in China, often times not even designed by the brand, just labeled VS…and the show that is meant to be original content event…is just an advertorial…because native content works with retards who don’t have brains….making all these people rich…while giving bikini content to people who don’t realize the bikini picture is played out and dead thanks to instagram… It’s all so weird. A mall brand has an hour long TV event. What? It’s just crazy. The post Victoria’s Secret has a New Infomercial of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne is on her Knees of the Day

I don’t really know why I bother with this 40 year old who pretends she’s 18, but it probably has something to do with her womanly body, you know looking the way all 40 year olds should look, while no 40 year olds actually look like this, because they are lazy…. But Bella Thorne the 40 year old, who has managed to convince the world she’s a tween actor, not that anyone cares about Tween actors these days, it’s all about Vine Stars and Instagram sluts….which is probably why she’s posting suggestive pics on her instagram…build that up because it is the modern way to help make this dream come true… Here she is innocently on her knees…like a slut you can’t call a slut…because she’s riding the grey area… The post Bella Thorne is on her Knees of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kourtney Kardashian Embraces Large Breasts, Butt

It may sound incredible, but the latest issue of Life & Style reports it as true: Kourtney Kardashian lost a lot of weight after giving birth to her first child in December. Over 30 pounds, to be exact. But while the first dozen melted away almost instantly, the talentless star has submitted the before-and-after shots below to prove there was still a bulge around her belly soon after Mason Dash entered the world. “I never used to gain weight in my stomach,” Kourtney says. “When I was pregnant, I didn’t really do sit-ups, so I feel my stomach’s the body part that changed the most.” Not counting her bank account, that is. It’s increased ten fold since Kourtney was told by producers to have had a baby. While shady Scott Disick might be psyched to be a father, meanwhile, he’s even more excited about another change to Kourtney’s body: her boobs have gone from a size 32C to 32F. “My boobs definitely grew when I was pregnant,” she sayd. “I had to get new bras because I went up one full size. My breasts got even bigger when I started breast-feeding. I didn’t realize that would happen.” Really, Kourt? You didn’t know that would happen? Please tell us Mason won’t be home-schooled. Finally, as if Kim Kardashian needed another reason to be jealous of Kourtney, the latter says she can now challenge her sister for butt supremacy in the family. “I really like having this womanly body. Khlo

Nick Jonas Talks Smack About Bob Dylan

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Fashion Face-Off: Lauren Conrad vs. The Field

Celebrity fashion followers are surely aware that of late, many stylish ladies have been flaunting their womanly shapes in draped frocks (and loving it).

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Anna Friel’s Got a Gunt of the Day

I don’t know much about Anna Friel, I just know she’s in some stage show naked and everyone made a big deal about it, despite girls getting naked on stage in pretty much every single city in the world every night, but I guess they didn’t have a huge celebrity being on TV shows none of us every watched, unless you consider their dad’s beating and raping them before they ran away and were forced to strip a TV show…. Either way, based on this tight dress, I’m not sure I want to see this girl naked, but would rather see her in a pair of SPANX cuz let’s face it, the gunt she’s packing in her uterus is pretty fucking unattractive.

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Shakira’s Got a Gunt of the Day

I am not sure if a new trend in Hollywood is to let yourself go and age the way nature intended your womanly ass to fucking age, but I do know that I’ve been seeing a lot of gunts lately and I don’t like it one bit. If I wanted to see fucking gunts, I’d join the senior citizen’s aquarobics class at the local community center, because 60+ is where I like to keep the gunts, not on barely 35 year old smuggled Columbian trash everyone is hard over standing around in some ridiculous lookin’ dress that’s squeezing her stomach into all the wrong places, like her menopausal, mom of 5, nature’s pillow in her pubis….I’m not diggin’ this,but your lonely ass probably is.

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Kate Moss and Her Hard Cokehead Nipples of the Day

Kate Moss and her cocaine addiction, rock star used up by all the groupie cock addiction is feeding my hard nipple in a button-up shirt addiction, while not feeding herself, because that would go against being a supermodel with an eating disorder, if you know what I mean… I can’t explain why Kate Moss loves rockstars or why she loves coke or not eating, but I can explain that there’s something luxurious about the idea of a woman in a men’s shirt standing next to a window with the sun shining on her womanly form, as she sips a morning coffee cup after you fucked the shit out of her ass, treated her like the whore that she is and came all up in her asshole, unless it is with Kate Moss because she probably has herpes in which case instead of enjoying the moment of beauty, you’d be in the bathroom dipping your dick in rubbing alcohol while cursing yourself for having no self control…. Pics via Bauer

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