Back in the day, Christina Aguilera used to be one of our nation’s finest pop star hotties. But it looks like her 15 minutes are almost up, because she’s just not really doing it for me and the Little Tuna anymore. That said, these shots of Christina and her sweater mounds should probably keep her clock going for at least another 30-45 seconds, so enjoy, I guess. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
Miley Cyrus posted some pictures of her and her sister on instagram and it looks like the big sister, who has paved the way for the little sister to be just as fucking weird in efforts to outshine and break free from the shadow cast…has taken her own as a personal pet project to dress ridiculous, exploit and humiliate under the guise that she is either being awesome, or amazing, or cool, when all she’s really doing is wearing spandex for the pedophiles who are into following Miley’s every move because they like Miley’s fans…. I just see girls having fun and being playful, and I’m all for a rebellious, younger Miley, who likely has less of an abrasive hick accent, to next level things for the Cyrus family…
I personally think Kim Kardashian is pretty hot, there’s just something about her that gets my nether regions all hot and bothered, but these post workout shots aren’t really doing it today. It’s got to be pretty frustrating for this chick, no matter how hard she works out she’s never going to lose that big booty. Ever! Look at that weird thing, it just pops straight out. Weird. It’s not like her legs are fat or anything either, she’s in good shape. When she dies that thing should be put in the Natural History Museum.
I don’t know much about Anna Friel, I just know she’s in some stage show naked and everyone made a big deal about it, despite girls getting naked on stage in pretty much every single city in the world every night, but I guess they didn’t have a huge celebrity being on TV shows none of us every watched, unless you consider their dad’s beating and raping them before they ran away and were forced to strip a TV show…. Either way, based on this tight dress, I’m not sure I want to see this girl naked, but would rather see her in a pair of SPANX cuz let’s face it, the gunt she’s packing in her uterus is pretty fucking unattractive.
I am not sure if a new trend in Hollywood is to let yourself go and age the way nature intended your womanly ass to fucking age, but I do know that I’ve been seeing a lot of gunts lately and I don’t like it one bit. If I wanted to see fucking gunts, I’d join the senior citizen’s aquarobics class at the local community center, because 60+ is where I like to keep the gunts, not on barely 35 year old smuggled Columbian trash everyone is hard over standing around in some ridiculous lookin’ dress that’s squeezing her stomach into all the wrong places, like her menopausal, mom of 5, nature’s pillow in her pubis….I’m not diggin’ this,but your lonely ass probably is.
I know I said I was done with the Gunt posts, but I just couldn’t help myself buy doing one more, I guess I am mesmerized by this panty pillow that represents femininity, fertility and no self control when it comes to late night tubs of ice cream, bags of chips and/or baked goods. I guess what it comes down, or what these pictures prove is that the Pussycat Dolls haven’t been working too much lately
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Marrying and Emo bi sexual dude turned this bitch into some kind of monster, but I guess if you were her, you wouldn’t want to look like Ashlee Simpson either, so she’s really doing herself a favor by doin’ this whole vampire shit. She looks fuckin’ skinny, she looks haggard and you would be too if you married a homo who wouldn’t fuck you ever and just used you as a vehicle to birth his devil child or some shit. I don’t really care and either do you, so why am I even writing this, I should just throw up the pictures, like Ashlee Simpson throws up her dinner every night.