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Ashely Benson and her Birthing Hips Lost Weight of the Day

Ashley Benson is another fat chick who is less fat than she was when she was cocky and at her fattest…it’s something that seems to have happened in the last 4 or 5 years, where they’ve been celebrated for their big tits, and the rest of them totally ignored and unnecessary…before eventually realizing that being fat is disgusting and that they have the opportunity to not be fat…and just because america is fat and celebrates fat – doesn’t mean that they have to be fat too… So even with her big birthing hips, she’s clearly been slimming out, and I like to celebrate that…because I am not a fan of fat chicks, save them for the girls we marry not the girls we connect to in TV and jerk off to…so we should give a high five, a keep up the good work, a who cares if your tits are smaller…you still have a pussy and a pussy is the source of the human experience…that looks better when there’s no gut hanging the fuck over it…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashely Benson and her Birthing Hips Lost Weight of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pixie Lott in a Bikini of the DAy

Pixie Lott has nipple she’s shown a few time – because that’s trendy and mainstream…but today it is in a bikini…what assholes….those nipples… She is Ibiza on some vacation – that I guess is the closing party for Ibiza for the season like some club kid…because she is likely a club kid…and like all club kids of this EDM era…is terribly bro, frat, mainstream…that’s why DJs are the new rockstars of our generation making 200k a gig…weird. She’s some 25 year old, rich and famous, started when she was 18 as a popstar in the UK and she’s got a tight little body… So what drugs she’s doing in Ibiza to dance all night doesn’t really matter…because ultimately..who gives a fuck…about her, her music or really anything she does beyond getting naked or half naked…looks good to me… The post Pixie Lott in a Bikini of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson Big Titties of the Day

Jessica Simpson is the third in my “Thursday Skinny Famous Rich Girls Turning Fat Only to Go Back to Skinny Enough Because Skinny is Wonderful and Fat is Disgusting and Kills – Despite what Loud Fat Chicks Tell You” or #TSFRGTFOTGBTSEBSIWAFIDAK-DWLFCTY for short… Basically – Jessica Simpson isn’t what you’d call a skinny bitch, because her tits are bigger than your fucking head and always have been, but she’s far more fit than she was during her fat years, because fat years happen to people, they get lazy, they start eating and don’t stop, because being fat, lazy and a slop is pretty laid back and goodtimes…until you die, or can’t get off said couch to get more donuts…so whether Jessica Simpson wanted to be skinny or if it was paid for by weight watchers doesn’t matter…because she did it..and was lucky enough in her middle age…mom age…to keep the big tits that have probably aged…but that are still massive and thus wonderful enough….in some exposed bra outfit that screams “look at my tits”… TO SEE THE REST OF THE VERY NOT EROTIC BRA PICS CLICK HERE If that’s not enough or exciting enough for you….SEE HER ON THE STREET LOOKING STURDY CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson Big Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Robert’s Skinny Legs and Foot Fetish Alert of the Day

Emma Roberts has skinny legs… We can thank her Aunt Julia and her Dad Eric Roberts…for both her career and raising her in Hollywood amongst fame hungry addicts, celebrity life, filled with paparazzi scandal and egos, a damaged broken family, of self destructive, over celebrated people..leading to her wanting to be in the industry, it’s easy money when you get work thanks to your last name, giving you time to take up drugs, or not eating, since no one likes a fat girl….leading to skinny legs…leading to boners…leading to me falling in love…because skinny legs are porn to me…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emma Robert’s Skinny Legs and Foot Fetish Alert of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin’s Lesbian Panties of the Day

I used to cyberbully Ireland Baldwin before she turned 18, because I am a horrible person who like making fun of attention seeking rich kids, who were at the time whoring themselves out to the media in hopes of getting as much pre-18 attention as possible, because that pre-18 attention is what carries them into their 20s… I mean it must have been a year ago, but I guess a lot has happened in that year, the boy she pretty much had sex with on Social media and her broke up, she became a lesbian, and her big OGRE of a body that wanted so badly to be a swimsuit model, is now looking fit..because I guess that’s what her modeling agents told her the world wants…because skinny is what we want out of models…why would anyone pay for a fat chick to do anything besides answer phones or work the phone sex hotline or other jobs skinny girls are too pretty for…and I guess this is her progress…of what I assume still eats pussy.

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Famke Janssen Tight 50 Year Old Body of the Day

Here’s almost 50 year old Bond Girl who you virgin losers probably know from X-Men rocking a pretty tight body despite being 46 years old. Her name is Fame Janssen and she’s at an event, who fucking cares, I mean seriously. Is this relevant information to anyone’s life…I figure that except for maybe one weird virgin loser, who think she’s his wife and has her face tattoooed on his arm, and screen printed on his bedsheets, no on else knows who the fuck she is…and she’s not in a bikini, showing tits, but she is skinny, and as far as I am concerned, a skinny 46 year old is always better than a fat 20 year old…because skinny 46 year olds are rare…. you know with all their baby weight and potato chip eating, decades of built up…..not to mention all the years of sexual experience….and the knowledge of their vagina drying up soon, makes the last hurrah pretty rockin’ if you’re on the receiving end.

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Stephanie Pratt in Her Bikini of the Day

I am guess this girl is Spencer Pratt’s sister or someone they hired to play his sister and she’s in a bikini and I am not.

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