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Ireland Baldwin’s Lesbian Panties of the Day

I used to cyberbully Ireland Baldwin before she turned 18, because I am a horrible person who like making fun of attention seeking rich kids, who were at the time whoring themselves out to the media in hopes of getting as much pre-18 attention as possible, because that pre-18 attention is what carries them into their 20s… I mean it must have been a year ago, but I guess a lot has happened in that year, the boy she pretty much had sex with on Social media and her broke up, she became a lesbian, and her big OGRE of a body that wanted so badly to be a swimsuit model, is now looking fit..because I guess that’s what her modeling agents told her the world wants…because skinny is what we want out of models…why would anyone pay for a fat chick to do anything besides answer phones or work the phone sex hotline or other jobs skinny girls are too pretty for…and I guess this is her progress…of what I assume still eats pussy.

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Ireland Baldwin’s Lesbian Panties of the Day

Lady Gaga Gets her Tattoo of the Day

Lady Gaga posted pictures getting an armpit tattoo for her fans…and there was really nothing erotic about it, and I don’t even think there is really a story here, unless you are like my old roommate who had an armpit fetish, and would beg every girl he met, usually in the first 10 minutes of meeting him, to let him fuck their armpits, to which you’d expect most girls to be disgusted by and run off shaking their heads, but surprisingly, every few mornings, a different girl would walk out of his room, and I’d know exactly what went down…motherfucker fucked her armpit…and never her pussy….it made for a really interesting walk of shame….with girls from all walks of life…but that has nothing to do with Lady Gaga, I mean other than he’d probably jerk off to these pics…thanks to armpit…

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Hayden Panettiere’s Shitty Girl on Girl Pool Picture of the Day

Remember Hayden Panettiere…She was a teenage celebrity for a minute…you know cuz as a daughter of a cheesy plastic soap star…it was easy…but then she turned 18 and lost her appeal cuz America is filled with perverts who only like a midget, troll, thick shoulded strong woman when she’s underage….well now she’s trying to seduce by posting lesbian pictures of herself in the pool with another bitch, you know something you’d find on a college spring break, only she totally missed the fucking mark…because there’s nothing erotic about two underwater bitches, unless the pic is from underwater, letting us see their fucking bodies in flight….not that Hayden’s all that graceful, and it wouldn’t be like watching a romantic erotic performance art piece I can jerk off to …an underwater ballet, but more of a clunky piece of shit who has a vagina big enough to handle 7 foot tall dude penis….but it’d be better than this…..

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Angelina Jolie Skinny Old Lady of the Day

When I look at Anglina Jolie, I don’t think about her great tits that are probably fake in that movie about the lesbian model with AIDS. I don’t think about the attention seeking bad girl who fucked a lot of people and played up her gothic good looks to be the hottest thing in Hollywood for a minute or two. I don’t think about her being this compulsive mother trying to save the world with both her womb and the womb of other third world country woman as she takes their kids and make them her own, mainly cuz I don’t buy into her bullshit. I just think about when she was in Montreal a bunch of years ago and my friend was selling more cocaine to her in a day than he would normally sell in a week and I just like that cuz she’s rich, famous, successful and loved by the media thanks to good PR people, doesn’t mean anything you read or hear about her is legit, and if you strip off the designer clothes she’s not that much different that a common street hooker…. Not that you care. Here is her skilly little old lady body pretending she’s something she’s not. Good Times.

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Gwyneth Paltrow is Unfortunately in a Revealing Dress of the Day

I really have absolutely nothing to say about Gwyneth Paltrow. I wouldn’t care if this dress magically rotated exposing her weathered mom pussy, even if had a tampon half sticking out of it, or if there was gerbil tail hanging out of it, or even if she had a midget under the dress, strapped to her leg with his arm up in her, because I’ve never had any interest in this bitch. She is ugly. She is boring. There is nothing erotic about her, skin exposed or not…. She is a product of her father, she only got work cuz of her father, she is only famous cuz of her father and if he didn’t hook her up and wasn’t who he was, she’d probably be a secretary or something equally uninteresting that nobody would notice…. So even with her fame, I am a firm believer that she should be ignored, especially with threats like this of her showing off her genitals, and that’s exactly what I am not doing by posting this picture….She’s won this time….. To See The Rest of the Pictures FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Whitney Port Goes to Clown School of the Day

I am not a hundred percent sure if Whitney Port is really on her way to clown school or not, but she should be and she looks like she is all dressed in those crazy pants, like some kind of street performer you’d expect to meet juggling on the side of the street talking insanity who you decide to give a dollar to before asking on a date because she looks like she hasn’t fully recovered from her serious drug addiction that left her nuts enough to dress like a freak on the side of the street juggling, and that means it’ll be nutty fuckin’ sex and she won’t be snobby enough to reject you, because she’s working the fucking street like a crazy person….just her twitches alone are enough to imagine her vagina suffocating your dick like it was the small rodent she had to suffocate the night before for dinner because she’s so fuckin’ poor. Either way, I think it’s about time Port legitimizes herself and becomes a master of her domain because I’ve been saying this bitch is a fuckin’ clown as long as she’s been around and once The Hills is done she’ll need to make a living some how.

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Whitney Port Goes to Clown School of the Day