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Bella Thorne Hairy Pits and Pussy Print of the Day

Bella Thorne is a feminist…or someone who plays a feminist because she was raped and sexually assaulted and knows what being sexualized is all about…and that is to be spun into a feminist initiative.. Not to mention her mom sold her out to those executives…so it’s been ingrained in her mind since she was a child star, before being the adult version of a child star, which statistically is always a certain level of crazy… So in being a feminist who sexualizes yourself, you must grow out the armpit hair, to be trendy and to fight toxic masculinity, otherwise people will just think you’re being shameless… Trying to get to where they are trying to go in running mainstream raver frat boy garbage…that makes them a lot of money by getting naked….because it converts better. I appreciate it. If only thty taught this in business school. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Thorne Hairy Pits and Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne Hairy Pits and Pussy Print of the Day

Bella Thorne is a feminist…or someone who plays a feminist because she was raped and sexually assaulted and knows what being sexualized is all about…and that is to be spun into a feminist initiative.. Not to mention her mom sold her out to those executives…so it’s been ingrained in her mind since she was a child star, before being the adult version of a child star, which statistically is always a certain level of crazy… So in being a feminist who sexualizes yourself, you must grow out the armpit hair, to be trendy and to fight toxic masculinity, otherwise people will just think you’re being shameless… Trying to get to where they are trying to go in running mainstream raver frat boy garbage…that makes them a lot of money by getting naked….because it converts better. I appreciate it. If only thty taught this in business school. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Thorne Hairy Pits and Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Hyland – Armpit Fetish of the Day

I have an armpit fetish…I don’t have a Sarah Hyland fetish…but sometimes one thing overrides the other…and you take the armpit you get…since most girls are shy about their armpits and don’t like broadcasting their armpits unless they are the armpit you don’t want…because it is all hairy and matted from sweat on some pig feminist bitch who wants you to know she’s a real woman because she doesn’t shave…you know a not so silent protest…that should be focused on PUSSY hair..because the bigger the bush the less disgusting the fat feminist bitch is…but the hairier the armpits have a reverse effect.. I’m glad we sorted this out together… The post Sarah Hyland – Armpit Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dalianah Arekion Models in Bathing Suits of the Day

Dalianah Arekion is Maurician…which is a small island off the coast of Africa…and I’ve known a few hot Mauritian girls over the years…even though you’ve probably never heard of Mauritius because you are American and as far as you’re concered there’s one country in the world and there’s a lot of Fast Food, Fast Fashion and Fat people there…and all those brownish people are from other places, look good thanks to not being fucking pigs, but are here trying to steal your jobs…or do crimes to make your GOD LOVING STREETS dangerous… That said, this is the second Dalianah Arekion post in a week. The first one was about the time I went to a Mauritian restaurant and the owner was a Cuban whore fucking pervert who had pics of his Cuban whores… Now this one…far less fun, interesting, but still features the “is she indian, is she African, is she Middle Eastern” test a girl I sext made me play – and that I just stuck with INUIT as to not offend…because offending people may be what I do on the internet on a real small scale…but offending girls about to spread their pussies for me…is just bad business.. Here she is The post Dalianah Arekion Models in Bathing Suits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jemima Kirke FULL FRONTAL fashion Shoot of the Day

She doesn’t shave her armpits because it is an evil construct of the patriarchy – that makes women feel insecure about boy hair…forcing them in some subliminal way…called “social norms”…to shave their body hair…when no man that I’ve known has ever told a woman to shave her armpits, I think that’s something their mom teaches them, because when a dad hops into the shower with his girl to show her the way to groom…he gets arrested… You see, yes, armpit hair, which has been the norm in France forever….and French girls are hot..if they aren;’t from QUebec…hut armpit hair isn’t necessarily the hottest thing to me, I had a weird foster parent who was 300 lbs, pretty much a midget…like had wooden blocks on her brake pedal, was missing a finger and who wore tank tops to showcase her matted armpit hair…as it dripped down and soaked her shirt…and it was vile.. But as a grown man, an adult, if I meet a hairy little 20 year old feminist, or in this case a 40 year old looking feminist…I’m gonna lick those pits and try to stick my dick in it- because who gives a fuck.. What I am actually annoyed or disgusted by is the parading, the peacocking, the “look how fourth wave feminist I am”…as she celebrates her body – and you know has some intellectualized, despite being retarded, spin on why her silent protest that isn’t silent at all because like a VEGAN, and probably is also a VEGAN, she likes to advertise her political theory…instead of doing things productive for the community, why not just do some “Look at me, look at me” photoshoots.. The real offensive thing in all this, as someone who may not love armpit hair, but I fucking LIVE for bush, is that her bush is fucking trimmed, I know out of control bush…it is what I jerk off to…and this pussy is TRIMMED…so don’t shave your fucking pits so people can see your protest…but trim your fucking pussy…for sex..for men..for another women created insecurity….since dudes will fuck anything…even things that smell and are half dead…but keep up the good work motherfuckers… That said, it’s not like anyone knows who Jemima not the Aunt is…but apparently she’s in GIRLS..obviously. The post Jemima Kirke FULL FRONTAL fashion Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Has Finally Shaved Her Pits

As you all know, I don’t normally care about celebrity news unless it involves leaked sex tapes, but I’m pretty sure this qualifies as a major story: Miley Cyrus shaved her armpits. And I’m guessing it was for her hosting duties at the MTV VMAs next month and not my backyard pool party this weekend, because she still hasn’t RSVPed to that. But hey, you never know. We’ve still got a few days left… » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Terry Richardson’s “Natural Woman” of the Day

I used to have a babysitter when I was a kid, who was less of a babysitter and more of a midget troll of a woman, who was pure white trash, obsessed with cat piss, smelling of cat piss, who felt bad for me because my mother was a hooker turning tricks, so she took me under her wing and luckily not under her armpit, because that woman never shaved and everytime, especially in summer when she’d lift her arm to get something, and I’d see the matted, sweaty clumps of armpit hair…I would gag…so even when I was young, I couldn’t fuck with a girl who didn’t shave her armpits..I’m such a Misogynist… I can however, fuck with bush…and ever since the first porno I saw and every girl I fucked until the 2000s had bush, then bush was out and bald pussy was in, and I had to convince and negotiate with girls to grow out their bush….and I guess every once in a while bush happens…and now that it is a trend…I can be a happier, more fulfilled person…so save your bush, don’t shave your bush. The post Terry Richardson’s “Natural Woman” of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga Gets her Tattoo of the Day

Lady Gaga posted pictures getting an armpit tattoo for her fans…and there was really nothing erotic about it, and I don’t even think there is really a story here, unless you are like my old roommate who had an armpit fetish, and would beg every girl he met, usually in the first 10 minutes of meeting him, to let him fuck their armpits, to which you’d expect most girls to be disgusted by and run off shaking their heads, but surprisingly, every few mornings, a different girl would walk out of his room, and I’d know exactly what went down…motherfucker fucked her armpit…and never her pussy….it made for a really interesting walk of shame….with girls from all walks of life…but that has nothing to do with Lady Gaga, I mean other than he’d probably jerk off to these pics…thanks to armpit…

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U.S. Government Sues Lance Armstrong, Seeks $40 Million in Damages

The U.S. government is suing Lance Armstrong for $40 million. The banned cyclist, 41, is accused of violating his contract with his team and is said to have been “unjustly enriched” while cheating to win the Tour de France. That team? The U.S. Postal Service, which “paid about $40 million to sponsor the USPS racing team from 1998 to 2004,” court documents said. Armstrong admitted to doping during all of his seven Tour wins. The lawsuit also names former U.S. Postal Service team director Johan Bruyneel and team management company Tailwind Sports as co-defendants. Lance ended years of denial in a January interview with Oprah Winfrey in which he described doping as part of the process of winning the Tour. The U.S. government announced in February it would join the 2010 lawsuit filed by ex-USPS rider Floyd Landis, who himself admitted using drugs. Tuesday was the deadline for the DOJ to file its complaint. According to the suit, the USPS paid about $40 million to be the title sponsor of Lance Armstrong’s teams for six of his Tour de France victories. It added that Armstrong’s salary during that time, excluding bonuses, was $17.9 million – which the government wants to recoup on top of sponsorship funds. “Defendants were unjustly enriched to the extent of the payments and other benefits they received from the USPS, either directly or indirectly,” the complaint said. The government also asked for a jury trial.

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