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Suki Waterhouse is Boring for GQ of the Day

Suki Waterhouse runs in the same UK relevant it girl circle as a bunch of socialite, rich kid models, including but not limited to Georgia Jagger and Cara Delevingne… She is also a rich kid, her parents are rockstars, but her dad is a Plastic Surgeon, which I guess allowed her to get into the cool parties with the cool kids, where I assume she met her model agency and her boyfriend, who fucks other girls, Brad Cooper….because he’s Brad Cooper and can…propelling her to a level of relevant…because like grandma always says – you used to model to become famous, now you need to be famous to model… None of that matters, because she’s a babe, she’s young and she’s showing nipple for GQ… The post Suki Waterhouse is Boring for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Terry Richardson’s “Natural Woman” of the Day

I used to have a babysitter when I was a kid, who was less of a babysitter and more of a midget troll of a woman, who was pure white trash, obsessed with cat piss, smelling of cat piss, who felt bad for me because my mother was a hooker turning tricks, so she took me under her wing and luckily not under her armpit, because that woman never shaved and everytime, especially in summer when she’d lift her arm to get something, and I’d see the matted, sweaty clumps of armpit hair…I would gag…so even when I was young, I couldn’t fuck with a girl who didn’t shave her armpits..I’m such a Misogynist… I can however, fuck with bush…and ever since the first porno I saw and every girl I fucked until the 2000s had bush, then bush was out and bald pussy was in, and I had to convince and negotiate with girls to grow out their bush….and I guess every once in a while bush happens…and now that it is a trend…I can be a happier, more fulfilled person…so save your bush, don’t shave your bush. The post Terry Richardson’s “Natural Woman” of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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