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Lily Rose Depp in a Bra of the Day

Posted on January 9, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lily Rose Depp is the single most important entitled celebrity rich kid who is riding her parent’s fame in both continents that they are from…because Lily Rose Depp is hot and I am not a Johnny Depp or whoever the fuck her mom is fan…I just like what I am looking at…and believe that if anyone can ride a last name, it’s Lily Rose, since acting really requires zero fucking talent or skill, you just need to show up on set and read off one line at a time… I don’t expect much out of her hipster, edgy, art scene ways….she’s still a coddled, sheltered idiot….but I do expect it to look good, so long as she cover up her cankles…those I’m not too keen on…..but that’s just cuz I’m not a body positive kind of guy….I believe imperfections should be circled and corrected if you choose to become famous that’s your duty…otherwise you give kids looking on false hope that anyone can be someone when really it takes luck, or your dad being Johnny Depp… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lily Rose Depp in a Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Of Course Sarah Paulson Topless Is A Trending Topic

Posted on June 30, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This morning as I, like everyone else, logged onto the ol’ Facebook, I noticed something a little unusual. Normally I pay no attention to the trending topics, but this time my eyes were drawn to the little section on my feed. The reason, you might be wondering is that Sarah Paulson being topless was trending. … read more

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Ariel-a Winter Watch: Rub-a-rub-rub Edition

Posted on June 30, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Damn girl, did you become famous from a porn tape, because you’re about to break the Internet! Since I just recently posted an Ariel Winter update I thought I’d be out of the game for a minute, but this picture of the petite bombshell taking a bath on the set of Dog Years has me right back in it…. read more

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Cindy Crawford for Zoo Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cindy Crawford is older than the airstream she’s posing in…but she still looks good…I guess….I mean if botox on leathery cleavage is your thing.. There’s this thing called aging gracefully, where you age gracefully, and you don’t come out of the woodwork to show the world you can still model, we know you can still model, it’s not like being a model is difficult, just let us keep the memory of you… Maybe I just hate watching women age because it reminds me of my own mortality….yeah that’s probably it…it’s got nothing to do with preferring grapes to raisins in an era when I can also just reference the gapes…using google search..to look at her old pics, I don’t need her to prove shit to me – she’s Cindy Crawford. The post Cindy Crawford for Zoo Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Went to the Gym of the Day

Posted on March 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Thorne’s got a tight fucking body…and she’s got this shameless self promotion that is subtle, even comedic, in a fun and innocent way, an art I assume she crafted in her 40 years of trying to become famous, before realizing “just pretent to be 17 (now 18)”…unless she’s just a product of stage parents, who moved to LA to exploit their kids, and she is, up on some Taylor Swift kick, but without the shitty songs, but instead an acting career she subsidizes, since actors make shit money, by social media whoring….in all the right ways.. Her caption was: I usually don’t do upper body..but I was down to do a little back I’m bringing sexy back. Get it..? I’m working out my back..? Brilliant…relevant..current…now…ass…that ass…straddling..good job Disney, or whoever created her…it’s been a solid campaign… The post Bella Thorne Went to the Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Academy Adored: Statuesque Sirens of '16

Posted on February 26, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This site has justifiably become famous for its annual “Anatomy Awards”…skinspired, I’d like to think, by the dozen volumes baring that name that Sleuth began publishing 30 years ago!…… read more

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Jennifer Lawrence Should Wear Pants of the Day

Posted on February 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Lawrence is the worst but at least she’s lightened up since the world has seen her asshole in her nude selfies she released in her attempt to come across more interesting than the shell of a personality she has….I guess she’s taking her comedy with fat Amy the use whoever she can to get ahead and the brown guy Aziz she puts inside her even though he’s a pussy and may infact be a lesbian – those Indian bitches are hairy – but you know thick leg and ass cheek with a perv coat happened, it just probably shouldn’t. call me crazy but I like my highest paid celebs to have class and not look like a dumpy college girl rocking her freshman 15-25. This is just a bit too casual Hollywood, what happened to celebs never leaving their compounds on the film studio lot – go back to that since these too much room for me to hate her ass..partially because even I get better ass than this…but becasue I like celebrities who get paid top dollar – to look top dollar. Sort it out Hollywood. You’re lazy with the no thigh gaps, but an ego that allows you to do whatever you want because “Do You Know Who I am”….I like the sex bruises….they are a nice touch…but still better in pants, even though perverts like us will like anything, and I guess in her defence, nothing she does will be as good as her nudes…no academy award can compare to nude tits intended for dudes to jerk off to her… The post Jennifer Lawrence Should Wear Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson Old Lady Nipples of the Day

Posted on February 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I Will never understand the appeal with Goldie Hawn’s daughter, especially since she’s become famous, because I remember reading an Architectural Digest in the 90s, because I was sophisticated back then and she was 18 and not famous yet, you know just in the early stages of riding her mom’s coattails to have a career and perpetuate the life her mom sucked so many dicks for….and I thought she was hot…I admit an 18 year old Kate Hudson in an era where we didn’t know better was hot… But then she got pregnant and banged out everyone in LA, leading to some people like Owen Wilson attempting suicide…all while maintaining the same role in different movies…boring as fuck…even when her braless nipples on her flat mom chest are hard…but that’s probably because she’s old news.. But like Grandma always said…they are still hard nipples. The post Kate Hudson Old Lady Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk Hot As Loves Carbs of the Day

Posted on October 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Irina Shayk the hooker who never was…when she first started out, she got a good, high profile client…who appreciated her amazing body….because he was gay and she was Russian, unknown and didn’t know anyone or the language so that she couldn’t tell his secrets, but then she turns around and decides it is time to become famous, I guess she got Greedy and convinced the guy to get her into American Magazines…and now onto the cock of American Icons like Brad Cooper… Here she is hugging statues of carbs…because she’s probably making a basic joke of “I love carbs”…as dumb models do…or maybe she just wants her ass seen but without being obvious….while being obvious…so round that it needs to be fed more than just Brad Cooper protein…even though his protein pays so well…maybe laying off the carbs until getting pregnant is key…Russians are scheming…because they have no souls… The post Irina Shayk Hot As Loves Carbs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Suki Waterhouse is Boring for GQ of the Day

Posted on March 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Suki Waterhouse runs in the same UK relevant it girl circle as a bunch of socialite, rich kid models, including but not limited to Georgia Jagger and Cara Delevingne… She is also a rich kid, her parents are rockstars, but her dad is a Plastic Surgeon, which I guess allowed her to get into the cool parties with the cool kids, where I assume she met her model agency and her boyfriend, who fucks other girls, Brad Cooper….because he’s Brad Cooper and can…propelling her to a level of relevant…because like grandma always says – you used to model to become famous, now you need to be famous to model… None of that matters, because she’s a babe, she’s young and she’s showing nipple for GQ… The post Suki Waterhouse is Boring for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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