Ashlee Simpson got her nipples or pasties on…under her see through shirt…and you can all masturbate to her like she’s not the second tier Simpson sister who just couldn’t accept her role as sister and let the big one Jessica do all the work for the family…but instead tried to have a career of her own that got her laughed off stage in numerous places…only to marry and breed with Pete Wentz than Diana Ross’ son who has his mom’s last name…because it gets him into night clubs or some shit… I don’t think anyone cared about Ashlee Simpson back then, but maybe they care about her now…all these years later….as she continues to live the dream without ever having to do anything thanks to her sister’s monster tits …they fed a fucking nation.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ashlee Simpson See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The 2019 Grammy Awards aired live from Los Angeles on Sunday night. And while the best-known stars from the music world came out for the event, let's be honest: No one cared about what songs they sang or what albums they recorded. They only cared about what dresses they wore. Scroll down to see the best and worst dressed on the red carpet this year… 1. Nina Dobrev at 2019 Grammys Nina Dobrev is not a singer. But she still got all dolled up for the Grammys, as you can see here. 2. Alicia Keys at 2019 Grammys Alicia Keys looked amazing on the Grammys red carpet. Then she went out and hosted the awards! 3. Maren Morris at 2019 Grammys That’s quite the train! We’re very impressed by this dress, Maren Morris. 4. Alessia Cara at 2019 Grammys Alessia Cara went mostly black for the Grammys. But this still isn’t your basic gown. 5. Kacey Musgraves at 2019 Grammys We love it, Kacey Musgraves! We love the bold choice you made here on the red carpet. 6. Ashlee Simpson at 2019 Grammys Ashlee Simpson sparkled on the Grammy Awards red carpet. As you can see, we mean that literally. View Slideshow
Ashlee Simpson wasn’t relevant when she was relevant, if you know what I mean. She only existed as a product of her sister, you know the kind of younger sister who just assumes she is entitled to what the older sister has, by default, because she’s born into the same family….and the family feel bad that she’s got none of the talent or appeal of the older sister…but encourage her anyway so that she doesn’t feel neglected…when she should just be happy her older sister has allowed her to have this good life without having to work or be an entertainer….eventually having her lip synch fail on SNL…and fading away, forgotten, to raise a Pete Wentz baby, who at the time was a big deal….and now fuck Diana Ross’ son who only exists because his mom is Diana Ross….his name not actually Ross, because his dad was not a Ross, but it gets you further when you’re a rich entitled twat…his dad was a mountaineer named Arne Næss Jr. who was worth over 600 million dollars, which is how Mountaineers have sex with Diana Ross….and why his kids who don’t use his name professionally have lots of stupid money and just do this for fun…. Well, as it turns out, magazines and social media like to follow people who were, or people associated to famous people, giving Ashlee Simpson the ability to finally be her own performer, her own person, and she’s doing it by trying to be slutty and seductive in some husband softcore porn, that looks like a cheesy instagram shoot, because it pretty much is….as nothing is original or exciting…but I guess Ashlee Simpson being slutty is hilarious and I like to fancy myself a comedy site before a porn site…so take in this desperation….and encourage it, because it is important to encourage all women to pretend to be intense, sexual, model bitches with their posing… I mean she’s 34 and looking better than she did at 24…..thanks face injections I guess… The post Ashlee Simpson in a Magazine Being Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
https://twitter.com/i124nk8/status/874219345530023936 Black Panther Teaser Sparks YT Outrage Black Twitter is STILL buzzing over Black Panther’s super duper Blackity Black promo campaign that (you guessed it) scared wypipo (and outraged racists) who’ve been crying delicious mayo tears (and screaming racism) on the internet (NON-STOP) since the teaser premiere. https://twitter.com/sadgalamzz/status/873651140587606016 Peep the mayo fury over the Black Panther’s Blackity Blackness. https://twitter.com/william_severn/status/873353758650093568 https://twitter.com/malcolmovb/status/873402096279629826 https://twitter.com/soldieradcliffe/status/873485695523975168 https://twitter.com/DrMcAverage/status/873421268216930304 https://twitter.com/donidarkowitz/status/846734217287479296 https://twitter.com/LonelyMovieNerd/status/868232110292774913 https://twitter.com/bzamarron12/status/873718835723022336 https://twitter.com/deathbyliberals/status/873569206666657792 https://twitter.com/DisneyStudios/status/873172910583685124 https://twitter.com/CLarKensington/status/873166171943698432 https://twitter.com/i124nk8/status/874219345530023936 https://twitter.com/YonceHaunted/status/873368129346383872 https://twitter.com/sadgalamzz/status/873651140587606016 https://twitter.com/Freeyourmindkid/status/874048914806198273 https://twitter.com/AyeWilliams_/status/874337297176645632 https://twitter.com/ZodandDrea/status/874337306026450944 https://twitter.com/JoiedeVar/status/874125448619450369 https://twitter.com/ShortT318/status/868106983957778432 https://twitter.com/bani_amor/status/873677651730464768 https://twitter.com/thecherness/status/874256679541624836 Getty
Getty Images Congratulations! Diana Ross’ Son Ross Naess Ties The Knot Sweet swirly congratulations are in order for the young Ross Naess and his vanilla Queen, Kimberly Ryan. The 29-year-old is Diana Ross’ celebrity (adjacent) seed. https://www.instagram.com/p/BTo-NhMlJbg/?taken-by=rossnaess&hl=en The couple tied the knot over the weekend, at a camp sight. Siblings Tracee, Chudney and Evan Ross posted photos from the sunny nuptials, sending their love to their brother and sister-in-law. Just Jared reports Evan Ross‘ own swirly wife Ashlee Simpson and sister Jessica Simpson were in attendance. Diana was rumored to have taken the stage along with a performance by Evan. Ross and Kimberly are parents to one-year-old Leif and are currently expecting another seed. Peep some pics from the ceremony below. https://www.instagram.com/p/BVQIgXPDmvC/?taken-by=traceeellisross&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BVQjbozjCgc/?taken-by=traceeellisross&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BVQOAo5DTwD/?taken-by=traceeellisross&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BVLARXdjTNg/?taken-by=realevanross&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BVNTJoKlirv/?taken-by=kimberly_ryan&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BVQMBCSFO0T/?taken-by=kimberly_ryan&hl=en
Elle Fanning is the Ali Lohan to Lindsay Lohan, the Jamie Lynn Spears to Britney, the Ashlee Simpson to Jessica…or most excitingly…Haley Duff…but more the Julia Roberts to Eric Roberts…you know the celebrity riding the more famous siblings riding her sister’s coattails, because the older sibling paved the way for her to enter the scene…and the stage parents learned from their mistakes and bad deals from their first attempt at the industry… You know the younger, cuter one replacing her the washed up egotistical one….and this Elle Fanning is talways in her fitness gear – rocking the sports bra – and tight pants because it’s subtle whoring…fitness whoring at luckily at 18 she knows she’s gotta maintain that body in order to maintain a career in Hollywood….unlike all these fat girls getting attention for being fat….and thank god for that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle Fanning’s Youthful Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
THIS JUST IN: Ashlee Simpson knows how to make some legitimately adorable babies. In case this were somehow in doubt, the singer (can we still call her that?) has taken to Instagram and given followers their very firs took at Jagger Snow Ross. She and husband Evan Ross welcomed Jagger into the world at the end of July. “We love her so much,” Simpson wrote on Twitter along with the photo. She’s everything! best daddy in the world @realevanross.” Ross is an actor/singer and is also the son of music legend Diana Ross. The icon gushed via Twitter not long after his wife gave birth: “I am overjoyed about the birth of my precious Grandbaby, Jagger Snow Ross She is so beautiful. I LOVE HER. Ashlee and Evan were amazing.” Ashlee, of course, is the sister of Jessica Simpson , who has a pair of very cute kids herself. Know who else has cute kids? The following famous people! View Slideshow: Celebrity Baby Photos: So Adorable!
Oops! Their hilarious bad! Over the years, a number of big-time celebrities have found themselves in a number of compromising positions. From their spray tans dripping down their legs at the wrong time to their lunch being lost on stage, here's a rundown of the most embarrassing moments in Hollywood history… 1. Mo Hair for Mo’Nique Mo’Nique made it a habit to NOT shave her legs for a very long time, as Golden Globe viewers learned first hand in 2010. 2. If It’s Brown, She’s Letting It Down Performing at Etta James funeral in 2012, a brown liquid started dripping down the legs of Christina Aguilera. Apparently, it was some kind of a spray-tan malfunction. 3. Justin Bieber Vomits We’re all for seeing Justin Bieber’s butt. But he’s showing it off here because he’s in the process of vomiting during a 2012 concert in Arizona. 4. Down Goes J. Law! Falling at the Oscars has sort of become Jennifer Lawrence’s thing. But it all started when she walked up to accept an award in 2013. 5. Anne Hatha-WHOA! We’re only showing the top half of this photo, but trust us: Anne Hathaway totally flashed everyone upon leaving her car at the New York premiere of Les Miserables. 6. Saturday Night… Her Career is Dead Ashlee Simpson very clearly lip synched while performing on Saturday Night Live in 2004. Her music career never recovered. View Slideshow
