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Ashlee Simpson in a Magazine Being Slutty of the Day

Ashlee Simpson wasn’t relevant when she was relevant, if you know what I mean. She only existed as a product of her sister, you know the kind of younger sister who just assumes she is entitled to what the older sister has, by default, because she’s born into the same family….and the family feel bad that she’s got none of the talent or appeal of the older sister…but encourage her anyway so that she doesn’t feel neglected…when she should just be happy her older sister has allowed her to have this good life without having to work or be an entertainer….eventually having her lip synch fail on SNL…and fading away, forgotten, to raise a Pete Wentz baby, who at the time was a big deal….and now fuck Diana Ross’ son who only exists because his mom is Diana Ross….his name not actually Ross, because his dad was not a Ross, but it gets you further when you’re a rich entitled twat…his dad was a mountaineer named Arne Næss Jr. who was worth over 600 million dollars, which is how Mountaineers have sex with Diana Ross….and why his kids who don’t use his name professionally have lots of stupid money and just do this for fun…. Well, as it turns out, magazines and social media like to follow people who were, or people associated to famous people, giving Ashlee Simpson the ability to finally be her own performer, her own person, and she’s doing it by trying to be slutty and seductive in some husband softcore porn, that looks like a cheesy instagram shoot, because it pretty much is….as nothing is original or exciting…but I guess Ashlee Simpson being slutty is hilarious and I like to fancy myself a comedy site before a porn site…so take in this desperation….and encourage it, because it is important to encourage all women to pretend to be intense, sexual, model bitches with their posing… I mean she’s 34 and looking better than she did at 24…..thanks face injections I guess… The post Ashlee Simpson in a Magazine Being Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sara Sampaio and Stella Maxwell TIt on Tit of the Day

This titty pic of Sara Sampaio may already be out there and old news, I don’t actually pay attention and post a lot of the same shit twice. It’s called being a sloppy, disorganized, blogger who likes to drink. That said, I find it interesting that Sara Sampaio is titty out in this pic, pretty much dick on dick with Stella Maxwell, who you may know as the Hollywood Model Dyke who fucks and dates Hollywood girls you didn’t know were dykes, because you didn’t want to believe they were dykes, even though everything about them, from their lesbian haircut to their jeans screamed dyke, because you were blinded by the Twilight Saga…and truly believed in her Robert Pattison love affair….even though nothing on TV is real… That’s not what I find interesting…I find it interesting that last year she went on a media tour, Sara Sampaio not Stella Maxwell who’s media tours involve a different tactic to be relevant called fucking famous chicks, where Sara Sampaio’s involve whining about being published nude in photos she signed off on, claiming assault…yet when VS, the people at Victoria’s Secret say “pull your tit out trick, we pay you lots and can end you”…she does it no complaints…seems bullshit to me…but there’s tits out so that’s good. A step in the right direction. The post Sara Sampaio and Stella Maxwell TIt on Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kristen Stewart: Robert Pattison And I Were NOT Bella and Edward

Kristen Stewart is only just recovering from her wildly famous relationship with Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson. Not because she still pines for him, but because of the phenomenon it had snowballed into. Stewart and Pattinson hit it off while filming the first installment of the Twilight saga.  When fans found out that Bella and Edward were dating IRL, a sort of fantasy was created that Stewart found impossible to live up to. “People wanted me and Rob to be together so badly that our relationship was made into a product,” Stewart told T magazine. “It wasn’t real life anymore. And that was gross to me,” she continued. “It’s not that I want to hide who I am or hide anything I’m doing in my life. It’s that I don’t want to become a part of a story for entertainment value.” It got to the point where Stewart suffered anxiety on the regular, so much so that she told Elle Magazine recently that she  got sick every morning . That might have been why she ended up having an affair with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders in the summer of 2012.  He was married at the time to British model Liberty Ross, and Stewart was still very much with Pattinson. Stewart, perhaps more famous for her reticent nature off-camera, wanted nothing to do with the level of fame she experienced. “I’m not the typical showman. But at the same time, I want so badly to expose myself,” she said.  “I want to be understood and I want to be seen, and I want to do that in the rawest, purest, most naked way I can.” These days, Stewart has managed to survive the public backlash from that summer, though it did take a while for her to weather the storm. Stewart is now in a relationship with producer Alicia Cargile , and she couldn’t be more proud to show off a relationship where she finally feels like herself. View Slideshow: 32 Bisexual Celebrities “I would never talk about any of my relationships before, but once I started dating girls it seemed like there was an opportunity to represent something really positive,” Stewart said. “I still want to protect my personal life, but I don’t want to seem like I’m protecting the idea, so that does sort of feel like I owe something to people.”

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At Cannes, Robert Pattison is Busy Redefining His Career with ‘The Rover’

Long gone are the Twilight days of Robert Pattinson’s career. In their stead? Well that’s where we get the really, really good stuff. And it may be with his latest film, The Rover, that the actor finally gets his due. But we suppose that’s what one would hope comes out of working with the acclaimed… Read more

In White Folks News: Kristen Stewart Will Return For “Snow White And The Huntsman” Sequel Without Dirty Dog Director

She’s one lucky trampire ! Even getting it in with her MARRIED director won’t keep Kristen Stewart off the set of the new “Snow White And The Huntsman” flick. According to RadarOnline reports : As Kristen Stewart sulks down the red carpet promoting the final movie in the Twilight series, the actress has signed on to reprise her role in Snow White and the Huntsman, but director Rupert Sanders, who was caught making out with K-Stew in her car earlier this year, won’t be a part of the project, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. “The script has already been written and production will begin late next year,” a source close to the situation tells Radar. “However, Rupert Sanders definitely won’t be a part of the project. Rupert didn’t want to be a part of it to begin with because he is desperately still trying to save his marriage. The search is still on for a new director.” As we previously reported, Stewart released a statement shortly after news broke of her affair with Sanders insisting that it was a “momentary indiscretion” but there were several reports that the affair lasted for “months.” The affair resulted in a dramatic bust-up of Stewart’s romance with her Twilight costar Robert Pattison, but after months apart, the pair has reconciled. Meanwhile, Kristen is panicking about her career prospects following filming of Snow White. “Kristen is extremely concerned about her acting career,” the insider says. “Other than the Snow White sequel she isn’t attached to any other projects. There are scripts coming in, but not as many good ones as she would like. It’s distressing to Kristen that Rob is attached to four separate movies over the next year-and-a-half. Even her Twilight co-stars, Taylor Lautner and Ashley Greene, are more in demand than ever, with both committed to two different movies each. Kristen just hopes that that the fallout over her relationship with Rupert doesn’t hurt her career.” SMH, she’s not getting any parts right now, but she ought to be thankful she still has a career or relationship at all!

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Lady Gaga is Naked in her Hotel Room of the Day

The people at Starzuncut emailed me this horribly depressing picture of Lady Gaga that they claimed was her naked, and as someone who normally hates gore, or disgusting things, I felt compelled to see what it was, only to be a victim of false marketing, because she is wearing underwear, in one of the rare occassions I am happy a bitch is in underwear, which is not all that rare, since it happens every night I crawl in bed with my fat wife….I thank god she’s under fucking wraps…not that I have anything against Lady Gaga genitals, I’ve grabbed her ass and it was decent, I just hate everything they represent…

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The people at Starzuncut emailed me this horribly depressing picture of Lady Gaga that they claimed was her naked, and as someone who normally hates gore, or disgusting things, I felt compelled to see what it was, only to be a victim of false marketing, because she is wearing underwear, in one of the rare occassions I am happy a bitch is in underwear, which is not all that rare, since it happens every night I crawl in bed with my fat wife….I thank god she’s under fucking wraps…not that I have anything against Lady Gaga genitals, I’ve grabbed her ass and it was decent, I just hate everything they represent…

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Kristen Stewart’s Staged Cheating Continues of the Day

I laughed at Kristen Stewart’s apology. I laughed that Robert Pattison moved out….I laughed at their fake relationship. But most importantly I laughed that her busted up face is even in a sex scandal, her sex appeal ir pretty much zero, unless you’re into inbred girls, which you probably are, cuz they are too retarded to say no when you try to fuck them, you know too busy eating their own faces off…. Either way, she’s smiling at the cameras, this is out in the open, she’s trying to reinvent herself, break free from Twilight, Hollywood is all business and bullshit, I don’t believe anything I read, they control the media, but the fact everyone goes nuts makes it kinda funny to watch. This bitch, twilight, and their fake drama doesn’t fucking matter people…and any way you dice it…she’s a fucking whore…just ask her redneck daddy…he knows all about that pussy.

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Kristen Stewart’s Staged Cheating Continues of the Day

I laughed at Kristen Stewart’s apology. I laughed that Robert Pattison moved out….I laughed at their fake relationship. But most importantly I laughed that her busted up face is even in a sex scandal, her sex appeal ir pretty much zero, unless you’re into inbred girls, which you probably are, cuz they are too retarded to say no when you try to fuck them, you know too busy eating their own faces off…. Either way, she’s smiling at the cameras, this is out in the open, she’s trying to reinvent herself, break free from Twilight, Hollywood is all business and bullshit, I don’t believe anything I read, they control the media, but the fact everyone goes nuts makes it kinda funny to watch. This bitch, twilight, and their fake drama doesn’t fucking matter people…and any way you dice it…she’s a fucking whore…just ask her redneck daddy…he knows all about that pussy.

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‘Harry Potter’ World Cup Recap: It’s Down To Ron And Snape!

Find out the winner during MTV News’ live stream at the ‘Deathly Hallows, Part 2′ red carpet, starting at 4:30 p.m. ET. By Eric Ditzian Alan Rickman as Professor Snape Photo: Warner Bros. In the beginning, there were 64 wizards, witches, elves and ghosts. Each one had been thrown into a cutthroat online tournament, decided by the public and subject to the passions and prejudices of die-hard fans, all to come up with the definitive answer to the question: Who is the greatest “Harry Potter” character of all time? Now that fantastical conundrum is down to just two people: potions master Severus Snape and Gryffindor great Ron Weasley. As of this writing, the two wizards are locked in the heated final match of MTV News’ “Harry Potter” World Cup . Voting is still going on, and the winner will be announced on Monday evening (July 11) during our live stream of the New York red-carpet premiere of “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2,” which begins at 4:30 p.m. ET. It’s a remarkable feat that both men are left standing, considering that over 7 million votes have been cast throughout the four weeks of the tournament. Who would have guessed that Harry Potter himself would get chucked from the tournament in the Elite Eight, a victim of Snape’s fanbase and his remarkable character arc? Big bad Lord Voldemort didn’t even make it that far, losing in the third round to onetime Azkaban prisoner Sirius Black! And Cedric Diggory, hardly a first-tier character, was nonetheless thought to be a potential Cinderella story (given that Robert Pattison portrayed him onscreen). Yet “Potter” fans appeared to unite and overwhelm the “Twilight” set , sending Cedric to a third-round ouster. After upsets, crushing defeats and overwhelming victories, the Final Four fell into place late last week: Snape vs. Hogwarts witch Hermione Granger , and Ron Weasley vs. Black . Hermione may have been the smartest witch of her age and Ron’s cherished gal pal, but none of that was enough to vanquish Snape — the man who killed Dumbledore but is ultimately redeemed by the series’ end. Snape ended up with 62.7 percent of the vote, compared to Hermione’s 37.3 percent. The competition between Ron and Black was much closer. One wizard is Harry’s best friend; the other was Harry’s dad’s best friend. And in the end, barely one percentage point separated the two characters, with Ron ultimately surging forward for the win. So where does that leave us in the final matchup? Snape obviously has the momentum, given his commanding victory over Hermione. Ron has got to be looked at as weakened, considering how he barely survived his Final Four matchup. But he’s the last of the Big Three still alive, and fans of Hermione could well shift their allegiances to Ron. Anything can happen, though Rupert Grint, who plays Ron , isn’t holding out much hope. When we caught up with the actor on Sunday, before the finals had been solidified, he expressed skepticism that Ron could ever defeat Snape. “I don’t think I could do that — I mean, Snape is a great character,” he laughed. We’re streaming live from the red carpet at the New York premiere of “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2” on Monday (July 11) at 4:30 p.m. ET. Visit MTV.com to watch interviews with the stars and see the winner of the “Harry Potter” World Cup announced live. Tweet your questions for the cast @MTVNews using the hashtag #AskPotter. Check out everything we’ve got on Related Videos The ‘Harry Potter’ World Cup Related Photos “Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, Part 2”

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