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Jessica Alba’s Pants Ruins A Booty Shot

I find Jessica Alba to be one of the most boring celebrities. However, when she turns around and exposes her delicious booty she becomes one of the greatest, most entertaining stars of all time. It’s Jessica’s superpower. Unfortunately, those pants she’s wearing to her Pilates class is like Kryptonite to my nether regions. What happened to good old fashioned sexy leggings? Damn, I hope these don’t catch on. I’ll be out of business in no time.

Kim Kardashian And Her Booty Explosion

I personally think Kim Kardashian is pretty hot, there’s just something about her that gets my nether regions all hot and bothered, but these post workout shots aren’t really doing it today. It’s got to be pretty frustrating for this chick, no matter how hard she works out she’s never going to lose that big booty. Ever! Look at that weird thing, it just pops straight out. Weird. It’s not like her legs are fat or anything either, she’s in good shape. When she dies that thing should be put in the Natural History Museum.

Scarlett Johansson: "I Could Never Lose 14 Pounds"

With her tight tee playfully pulled down over her nether regions, you would think a bottomless Scarlett Johansson was posing for GQ instead of the November issue…

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Scarlett Johansson: "I Could Never Lose 14 Pounds"

Rebecca Romijn Looks Hungry

Here’s Rebecca Romijn leaving gym class and boy does she need it! I know she had twins in December, but there’s been plenty of time since then for her to get back into shape.

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Rebecca Romijn Looks Hungry