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I find Jessica Alba to be one of the most boring celebrities. However, when she turns around and exposes her delicious booty she becomes one of the greatest, most entertaining stars of all time. It’s Jessica’s superpower. Unfortunately, those pants she’s wearing to her Pilates class is like Kryptonite to my nether regions. What happened to good old fashioned sexy leggings? Damn, I hope these don’t catch on. I’ll be out of business in no time.